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#929044
Katsuro
Is this ana ctual fundie or someone else pointing out the hypocracy of fundies picking and choosing which bits of Biblical teachings to take literally and follow to the letter?
3/26/2009 8:20:32 AM
#929103
Dark_Lord_Prime
"Whatever your parents ask you to do, you should obey them implicitly in order to receive God's blessings."
Good job "god" doesn't exist, then.
3/26/2009 10:28:53 AM
#929108
Illuminatalie
Read his page. This guy is not a poe or being sarcastic. He really is this mentally deranged in his thinking.
3/26/2009 10:34:57 AM
#929111
fundiesRtehlulz
"Don't ask questions"
That's pretty much the core of religion.
3/26/2009 10:45:51 AM
#929113
Dio Fa
So, this is why I never received God's blessings: I was not an obedient child. I asked many questions in response to my parents' orders and still managed to escape death.
Who was I to complain about my parents' orders? Some kid who realized that reaching a certain age does not automatically mean that you possess intelligence or wisdom.
Now, bite me.
3/26/2009 10:49:20 AM
#929114
Papabear
First, there are questions which do not question a parent's decisions.
Second, there are parents who are unqualified to raise a tepid glass of water much less a child. It is the child's duty to question such a parent's instructions.
Third, God's blessings. Prove there is a God and that anything, anywhere is a blessing of his.
3/26/2009 10:49:47 AM
#929117
Lucilius
So, basically, your kids keep asking you questions you can't answer, right? Things like "So why are we supposed to believe this obvious bullshit?"
3/26/2009 10:55:41 AM
#929118
Doctor Whom
This reminds me of a comic strip that I once read:
Mother: This is the house of the lady who always wears pink. She never wears anything but pink.
Daughter: She just came out of the house, and she's wearing brown.
Mother: Are you calling me a liar?
3/26/2009 10:56:28 AM
#929120
The L
Papabear says it best.
3/26/2009 10:58:34 AM
#929124
onoma
fear is the heart of love
3/26/2009 11:09:03 AM
#929143
Blackvoice
And if the parents are idiots?
3/26/2009 11:30:55 AM
#929149
Headache
So, let me get this straight.
If my parents had told me to kill you, you would support me doing so because I should not question my parents? Were you skull fucked with an ebola infested cactus?
3/26/2009 11:36:57 AM
#929151
Upallnite
What if your parents are atheist?
3/26/2009 11:40:53 AM
#929156
Old Viking
When I questioned him Dad would knock me unconscious occasionally. But he was too much of a softy for the killing bit.
3/26/2009 11:44:07 AM
#929158
Seeker in the Dark
"Any person who obeys his parents cannot ask them any questions."
Dad: Hey, son, wanna go to the park with me and your mom?
Son: Sure! What time are we leaving?
Dad: HOW DARE YOU ASK ME QUESTIONS!!! YOU WILL OBEY ME, DO YOU HEAR! *slap* *punch* *kick*
[sarcasm]Sure, makes perfect sense... [/sarcasm]
3/26/2009 11:50:10 AM
#929164
Dexter
I'll make it short.
BULLSHIT!
3/26/2009 11:55:11 AM
#929169
anti-nonsense
so if your parents tell you to curse God you should do that too right?
3/26/2009 12:08:52 PM
#929170
Table Rock
Dad? Is that you?
3/26/2009 12:09:16 PM
#929175
The Lazy One
Well, what if your dad asks you to paint the house but you can't find the paint? Can you ask where the paint is, or does that invite death too?
3/26/2009 12:17:40 PM
#929185
rw23
It sounds like you didn't question your father when he inserted his penis in your rectum. You just took it lying down. And now that you're an adult, and he has perhaps died, you've found a way to rationalise the experience.
Just a guess.
3/26/2009 12:35:14 PM
#929186
rw23
P.S. Don't have kids.
3/26/2009 12:35:54 PM
#929192
breakerslion
"Murmur?"
Dildo.
Welcome back from the planet of the Darleks.
"OBEY! OBEY! EXTERMINATE! EXTERRRRMINATE!"
3/26/2009 12:50:18 PM
#929193
LDM
I questioned my parents all the time. Sometimes I was right, sometimes they were right. On several occasions it saved our hides. And in the end it only resulted in a deep mutual respect for one another.
3/26/2009 12:50:48 PM
#929196
Zoo
That's asking for trouble, not blessings.
3/26/2009 12:56:27 PM
#929199
Clown
Dad: Son, bring me a beer from the fridge.
Son: Which one? There are two, foreign and home-mad... Oh fuck! *starts runing*
Dad*gets his shotgun and runs afterhim. Shots heard*: Honey, I've just shot our kid. Damn it, they never learn.
Mom: You got that right, that's the fifth kid in two years.
3/26/2009 1:02:04 PM
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