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#929025
Dakota Bob
"Studies show that 87% of the women who become prostitutes did so because of unbridled masturbation as a teenager"
[CITATION NEEDED]
3/26/2009 7:41:38 AM
#929026
NecroVMX
"Studies show that 87% of the women who become prostitutes did so because of unbridled masturbation as a teenager, and over 90% of girls who become pregnant as teenagers did so because of masturbation loosened their morals and made them more apt to engage in unprotected fornication."
[Citation Needed]
3/26/2009 7:42:30 AM
#929027
NecroVMX
Fucking hell dakota bob you beat me to it :P
3/26/2009 7:42:49 AM
#929028
Mister Spak
"taking proactive steps to get this bizarre behavior out of your teen’s life,"
If you're concerned about bizzare behavior, I would go back and read your own post.
3/26/2009 7:44:54 AM
#929029
EvoPagan
Yes, you should lock her in a closet and make her pray to Jebus. You remember how well that worked out for Carrie's mom.
3/26/2009 7:46:26 AM
#929031
shykid
I third the [citation needed].
3/26/2009 7:49:05 AM
#929032
Paschal Wagner
Studies show that 87% of the women who become prostitutes did so because of unbridled masturbation as a teenager, and over 90% of girls who become pregnant as teenagers did so because of masturbation loosened their morals
So in short, about 87-90% of the population masturbates and therefore absolutely any behaviour can be blamed on masturbation.
[img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/correlation.png[/i]
3/26/2009 7:50:50 AM
#929033
Paschal Wagner
Damnit.
3/26/2009 7:51:12 AM
#929035
Eden
You know, the only way to keep your daughter away from sinful natural sexual behavior is, to lock her into a chastity belt (maybe a Neosteel) and keep the key locked away in a safe, with only hr husband getting the key, after they married ;)
(or maybe you keep the key even after marriage and give it out only at predetermined times where your daughter and her husband are allowed to have sex with the intention of procreation [because, as you know, every sexual behavior that isn´t strictly aimed at procreation is a grave sin ...or to say it with other words...every sperm is sacred ] and you probably cannot trust her husband to not have sex just for fun)
:D
3/26/2009 7:54:30 AM
#929037
Dan Onymous
"Listen darling, you have to value and respect your body BUT YOU MUST NOT TOUCH IT AT ALL YOU FILTHY SLUT OR I WILL LOCK YOU IN A CUPBOARD...in love."
3/26/2009 7:59:39 AM
#929038
JohnTheAtheist
Yes, repress the natural urges that god gave you.
This person gives out advice?
3/26/2009 8:00:31 AM
#929040
Thundersqueaks
Is Ask Amber a serious version of Betty Bowers?
3/26/2009 8:07:47 AM
#929041
aaa
Are you a virgin?
3/26/2009 8:09:56 AM
#929043
Brain_In_A_Jar
Studies show that 87% of the women who become prostitutes did so because of unbridled masturbation as a teenager, and over 90% of girls who become pregnant as teenagers did so because of masturbation loosened their morals and made them more apt to engage in unprotected fornication.
BULLSHIT.
Masturbation will make your daughter very comfortable exploring her body,
Oh, god forbid! I mean, that would totally ruin the fundie Christian ideal of total and absolute self-loathing, even to the point of miserable revulsion at the existence of one's own sinful, worldly flesh!
Fucking vultures. Teenagers take a bad enough hit to their self-worth naturally in response to their treacherously changing bodies without you predatory fucktards encouraging and exploiting it.
and it will not be long until she begins to envision other people partaking in the deviant behavior with her.
This will of course lead to your daughter seeking out a male companion,
Evidently, you classify any sexuality at all as deviant, even plain vanilla hetero. I wouldn't mind betting you're one of those childish idiots who thinks that even when having "godly" sex after marriage for the specific purpose of recreation, it would still be sinful to enjoy it in any way.
As a teenager, your daughter’s mind is not yet developed enough to handle the pressures and responsibilities of being sexually active.
"And if you follow our instructions, you can keep her mind in that undeveloped state well into adult life!"
3/26/2009 8:19:06 AM
#929046
ausador
Studies show that 87% of the women who become prostitutes did so because of unbridled masturbation as a teenager, and over 90% of girls who become pregnant as teenagers did so because of masturbation loosened their morals and made them more apt to engage in unprotected fornication.
What the holy fuck are you blathering about?
[Citation seriously fucking needed]
3/26/2009 8:26:22 AM
#929053
Headache
Studies shows that 100% of religious morons are morons and you fit nicely into those 100%.
Thank you for playing "I don't know shit and sex scares me" game, but you lost! Now go and castrate yourself with a rusty old butter knife!
3/26/2009 8:38:25 AM
#929054
Mick
Ignorance!
It's a christian virtue!
3/26/2009 8:47:07 AM
#929058
Illuminatalie
Bizarre Claims For Jesus award
3/26/2009 8:55:21 AM
#929065
draco_nite
3/26/2009 9:08:24 AM
#929068
Zeus Almighty
Studies show that 100 percent of idiots who pull statistics out of their ass are just talking out of their asses.
3/26/2009 9:11:38 AM
#929069
Mental cruelty for Jesus!
Seriously, of all the kinds of relitards you are the ones that sicken me the most.
My gf has been raised by her mother who in turn was raised by a relitard like you, as a result not only she engages in every fucking kind of damageing-but-not-sinful behaviour (alcohol, cigarettes and drugs, which aren't mentioned in the bible) but had so many issues with sex that once she even cried because she felt guilty for having an orgasm (not even masturbating, having regular sex FFS!). I can't even tell you how much this fucked up our reationship in the beginning. And the worst part is that she's an atheist too, this bullshit was radicated so deep in her subconscious that she felt guilty while not even believing it.
Good job fucking up people's minds and free will.
Go to hell, seriously.
3/26/2009 9:15:55 AM
#929070
Thammuz
@Brain_in_a_Jar: "And if you follow our instructions, you can keep her mind in that undeveloped state well into adult life!"
Fucking seconded
3/26/2009 9:18:15 AM
#929076
Dexter
Masturbation is another form of pornography that will infest your daughter’s mind and serve as a gateway to far worse sexual activities.
No need to read further.
Yeah. Fuck up your daughters mind and sexuality, give her the feeling of guilt, ruin her life.
Please, Please, PLEASE don't listen to this frigid goat, respect your daughters privacy.
MfG
3/26/2009 9:25:52 AM
#929077
NotThere
"Masturbation will make your daughter very comfortable exploring her body..."
That's a GOOD thing, dumbass, and stop lying for Jesus.
3/26/2009 9:26:21 AM
#929078
NotThere
"Masturbation will make your daughter very comfortable exploring her body..."
That's a GOOD thing, dumbass, and stop lying for Jesus.
3/26/2009 9:26:47 AM
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