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[Comment on a fragment from a Channel4 show called 'Embarassing Illnesses' featuring a young man who has grown a large patch of hair on his shoulder]

A victim of witchcraft I would say...it is pretty common around here in the south to be a victim of a perversely bad, cruel, or wicked person like that and get some mark on your body as a result. Lesson learned, do not piss people off.

humpfrombending, Youtube 49 Comments [3/26/2009 5:59:35 PM]
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enna

Waaaatttt

3/26/2009 6:00:08 PM

Nowonmai

Welcome to the 21st century. The patch of hair growing is a genetic fluke, not witchcraft, you nit.

3/26/2009 6:03:48 PM

Marc

Um...sure.

3/26/2009 6:04:19 PM

COVIZAPIBETEFOKY

Wait, what?

3/26/2009 6:07:08 PM

Dio Fa

Those wacky southern witches!

The young man is lucky the witch didn't make his dick shrivel up and fall off.

3/26/2009 6:07:35 PM

Nihlum

YouTard.

3/26/2009 6:14:33 PM



The lesson is more like don't have kids with your close personal relatives.

3/26/2009 6:17:55 PM

CrazyHappyNinja

Just youtube, move along folks, nothing to see here.

3/26/2009 6:31:58 PM

EvoPagan

"Here in the south" of what? Nigeria? I was born and raised in the Bible belt and this is just...nonsense.

3/26/2009 6:42:51 PM

Zipperback

There are a lot of ugly people in the south. Must be magic!!!

3/26/2009 6:50:41 PM

GreenEyedLilo

Oh, yeah. "I'll make him grow lots of hair on his shoulder! That'll show him!" Seriously, what does this idiot think Witches *are*? Or the human body, for that matter?

And why didn't anyone think of, you know, Nair or a bodygrooming razor or wax?

3/26/2009 6:56:45 PM

Zoo

Oh please. I can grow a beard to rival some guys' but it's genetics and hormones, not witchcraft. Poor guy probably just has overactive hair follicles or some chemical factor (or both) there.

3/26/2009 6:59:45 PM

Old Viking

Duh!

3/26/2009 7:35:00 PM

Vince

findies who still worry about witch craft are just pathetic.

3/26/2009 7:41:03 PM



As stupid as this fundy is, it's kinda fun to think of all of the ways you could really fuck with him if you wanted to.

3/26/2009 7:51:25 PM

Lioness

On one hand, I agree with the final message; pissing people off is not so good.

On the other hand, this guy is a complete tard.

3/26/2009 8:01:02 PM

Philbert McAdamia

I understand a profusion of back hair is common down south, even amongst the menfolk.

3/26/2009 8:05:46 PM



Lesson learned, you're an idiot.

3/26/2009 8:11:34 PM

onoma

a victim of ignorance i would say...

3/26/2009 8:34:06 PM

ausador

I can't explain it therefore goddidit...oops, I meant it must be witchcraft.

3/26/2009 8:37:42 PM

Swordfish

Oh hey, I've actually got the exact same thing in the exact same spot as the guy in the video. I'll have to take some time to try to figure out when the last time I met a witch was... oh, wait, that'd be never.

3/26/2009 9:00:46 PM



Good ol' rivalry between North and South :D

3/26/2009 9:15:24 PM

Clown

There's a believe on Balkans that says something like this: If a men doesn't wash his face (and eyes) for forty days, then he'll gain magical powers become zduhach* (game of words. Duh- means spirit or ghost, duhati (duvati)- to blow). He'll grow patch (whip) of hair on each shoulder and his soul will roam free when he's asleep. Soul in that form is able to blow the icy and regular clouds across the sky and fight with other zduhach's. Of course, this belief is bullshit, as much as witchcraft.

3/26/2009 10:21:22 PM

Journeyer

Let me guess; you didn't actually watch the program from start to finish did you? You know, to hear them explain the medical reasons for this guy's particular illness. My guess is you just watched the trailer for the show, and then, as is common for you people, , you immediately make the leap: weird hair-growth on shoulder = victim of witchcraft! OHMIGODWTFBBQZ!!!eleven!!!11!one

3/26/2009 11:44:21 PM

Evilutionist

Lol. This mostly happens "in the south".

Figures.

3/27/2009 12:39:59 AM
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