Home Archives Random Quotes Latest Comments Top 100 Submit Quote Search Log In

Quote# 60907

right now christians are the most oppressed race in america. The oppression is growing worse then the nazi oppression of the jews. The liberal US is intentionally being a poison to christianity. Can anyone tell me why their trying to destory our nation?

carposter, All About Cars 102 Comments [3/26/2009 5:59:17 PM]
Fundie Index: 124
WTF?! || meh
Username:
Comment:



1 2 3 4 5
Mattias!

When we kill six million of you we can talk about oppression.

3/26/2009 8:31:16 AM

Tom S. Fox

Christians? Race? Oppressed?

This screams for the Pacman chart!



No, wait, that was wrong.



Here we go.

3/26/2009 11:14:58 AM

JarJar_Head

Tom S. Fox gets one Internets.

Also, Christians are not a race. Fail.


3/26/2009 6:02:12 PM

Painful

Beyond the normal dumbness of this post, how the hell is christianity a "race." Some Jews can still trace their lineage back, so, ok, some are part of the Hebrew race, but forced conversion of every one they can see - I think that sort of messes up the idea of race definition.

3/26/2009 6:02:50 PM

Nowonmai

Christianity isn't a 'race', it's a religious sect. And being 75% or more of religion in the US, you are hardly oppressed.

3/26/2009 6:04:47 PM

COVIZAPIBETEFOKY

You're not oppressed. You are free to express yourself any way you want. Just because you don't always get your way, doesn't mean everyone's out to get you, especially if your way is to be out to get another group (eg. homosexuals).

3/26/2009 6:07:33 PM

Marc

1) Christians are not a "race."
2) Get a dictionary. Look up the word "oppress." Trust me, you don't qualify as oppressed.

3/26/2009 6:08:16 PM

Archaeopteryx

Yes it is so bad, people here in Alabama have been hiding their churches behind giant cross shaped objects so the oppressors cannot find them.

3/26/2009 6:11:00 PM

solomongrundy

The OP fails so badly on so many levels it's hard to believe its not from a troll.

3/26/2009 6:11:17 PM

Dio Fa

Since the pie chart has been deployed, can someone call a Waaaaaahmbulance?

3/26/2009 6:13:13 PM

Anonymous

@Dio Fa


3/26/2009 6:21:15 PM

Anonymous

@Dio Fa




WTB EDIT button.

3/26/2009 6:21:46 PM

RavenWood

When they're packing you into trains for the work camps, then you can complain. You and your fucking tax exempt mega churches can shut the fuck up!

3/26/2009 6:27:20 PM

fundiesRtehlulz

Great. Just fucking great. Christians are calling themselves a race now. Taking tips from the Muslims, I see.

3/26/2009 6:44:05 PM

Fox

Christians are not oppressed, nor are they a race! Try doing a little real research that didn't stem from your homeschooling days.

Also, Jesus was liberal! Liberals are destroying christianity by following liberalism! See the conundrum there?

3/26/2009 6:47:13 PM

Zabimaru

Dammit, their persecution complex is everywhere. I made a quick search on google image search for the "persecuted, persecuted not persecuted"-picture, and the first result was from a page which includes this fine quote: "However, it may not be far off that we are arrested for “hate crimes” simply because we preach and teach a Christ honoring, biblical worldview."

They really believe this. And the person writing for that page didn't seem to be a total nutcase either, from what I read, but he's still brainwashed with their persecution complex.

3/26/2009 6:48:37 PM

TheReligiousCommie

"Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly wearing the symbols of their religion... perhaps around their necks? And maybe -- dare I dream it? -- maybe one day there can be an openly Christian President. Or, perhaps, 43 of them. Consecutively." - Jon Stewart

3/26/2009 7:01:05 PM

Zoo

1. Christianity is not a race
2. It's a certain group of Christians doing the most of the oppressing in this country
3. Most of the rest of us are just trying to live our lives the way we choose, not trying to 'intentionally poison Christianity'
3a. Speaking against what certain Christian groups are doing because we see it is wrong (e.g. denying certain people certain rights), or trying to explain to people why we are not Christians is not 'intentionally poisoning Christianity'

3/26/2009 7:04:15 PM

Dio Fa

Thanks, Anonymous. You have the contract for all my deliver needs.

3/26/2009 7:11:21 PM

Dio Fa

...delivery, even.

3/26/2009 7:11:59 PM

D Laurier.

Does the christian race have a million dollar prize at its end?

3/26/2009 7:19:56 PM

DaMentalFunism

OK now we've had the pacman chart and the waambulance, can we please have the "oppressed, oppressed, not oppressed" macro?

3/26/2009 7:32:01 PM

Old Viking

My heart pumps a torrent of pee for the poor, oppressed Christians.

3/26/2009 7:39:17 PM

tabun

This retard clearly knows nothing about the nazi oppression of jews.

I don't live in the united states, but I'm fairly sure that the christians there are not oppressed.

It'd be fairly major news if they started packing people into cattle-cars and dragging them off to death camps.

3/26/2009 7:52:31 PM



Someone seriously fucking needs a history lesson.

And the thousands of people who just lost basic civil rights in California due to the public campaigning of "oppressed", tax-exempt, so-called Christian institutions would also like a word with you.

3/26/2009 8:00:40 PM
1 2 3 4 5