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Yes, limiting the amount of contact your child has with members of the opposite sex is definately a guaranteed way to stop your kid turning out gay.
You know, there's probably a reason why homosexuality is so common in single sex boarding schools. unless such stroeis are exaggerated.
3/26/2009 1:53:10 PM
Ya know, Japan keeps its kids pretty darn gender segregated. And same-sex romance among kids and teens is so common, nobody bats an eye. They usually turn out straight anyway, but I'm just sayin'...
Oh, and as a little girl I was very interested in feminine stuff. Still am, I'm about the girliest chick I know. I sure ain't straight! XD
I'm actually more horrified by the ASKER than the one giving the silly answer.
3/26/2009 9:23:09 PM
Wish I could edit... I haven't clicked on the link, so for all I know the same person gave the question and answer. Oops.
3/26/2009 9:23:47 PM
This here is far too namby-pamby, psycho-thingy for me! Give em a good beating if they start actin' queer, that's the old-fashioned way!
3/26/2009 9:26:28 PM
Oh my gosh. Is this entry for real?
3/26/2009 9:26:55 PM
3/26/2009 9:37:28 PM
I thought that gay guys already had interests that are masculine. Namely, men.
3/26/2009 9:46:42 PM
Whoa, check this out, it came from the same site that produced the submitted quote:
"Quite often a teenager will come to me and ask me if I will spank him. When I ask him why, he says, 'My mother and dad never spanked me. I wish someone loved me enough to spank me now.'"
WAAAHAHA! Spank me, sir! I want to feel love! XD
3/26/2009 10:00:33 PM
Take him into the bedroom when daddy isn't around and teach him how to be "mommies special man". Of course this approach pre-supposes that you are decent looking, if your a 300lb cow then your probably just making things worse. [/sarcasm]
3/26/2009 10:08:53 PM
Poe site? I mean, how to REAL infants, really now...
3/26/2009 10:10:37 PM
Jack Hyles' Guide to Raising a Stereotype.
3/26/2009 10:15:16 PM
Okay, so wait, the way to keep your child from being attracted to the same gender is to encourage them to only be around that gender... all the time, in all activities, especially sports, which have shower time afterwards and they'll see numerous others of their own gender naked. Does anyone else see something a little off about this?
3/26/2009 10:15:28 PM
"The body of a little girl is sacred"
3/26/2009 10:35:26 PM
As a bisexual Eagle Scout I would have to disagree with your philosophy.
I mainly hung out with other boys growing up, did masculine things (hiking, rock climbing, hunting), and yet I still am sexually attracted to guys.
"The wise parents of a little boy will teach him that the body of a little girl is sacred, and they will see to it that he plays with other little boys."
seems a bit creepy, even in context.
3/26/2009 10:37:50 PM
Rat of Steel
First of all, lesbians are, by definition, homosexuals. No need to name them separately.
Secondly, Tina and Equalist are spot-on with their respective assessments of this religious psychobabble.
3/26/2009 10:46:44 PM
Anything EXCEPT an illusionist, I'm afraid. This quote was back on the old site (although without the initial question). Hyles, mind you, is one of David J. Stewart's role models. That should speak volumes about Hyles...
3/26/2009 11:09:39 PM
Wow..so this guy was real, ROFL. The controversies are classic, of course.
3/26/2009 11:22:12 PM
Jack, what are you really trying to say? Do you even know?
3/26/2009 11:31:52 PM
a repost, or very like it.
Hyles was a moron: I remember when I was a little boy, I played with the other little boys, and eventually we played with each other....
When I hit puberty I wanted to play with the big boys - girls just didn't interest me, despite the "mystique"
ME:1; Hyles -infinity & FAIL
3/26/2009 11:52:39 PM
"How to rear infants"?
How to ... REAR ... infants? I couldn't get any further than that...
3/27/2009 12:01:56 AM
QUESTION: What can I do to prevent my child from becoming a homosexual or a lesbian?
ANSWER: don't have one
3/27/2009 12:12:34 AM
I'm sorry, sexuality doesn't work that way.
Also, sexism for Jesus.
3/27/2009 12:21:07 AM
In a word - Nothing.
3/27/2009 12:31:01 AM
The Amazing Liarbird
The human race is so constructed that when something becomes commonplace, it is not nearly as attractive to us.
So if a guy fucks a woman too much, he's gong to start hankerin' for man-meat? No wonder the divorce rate is so high.
One of the best ways of doing this is to lead the boy to develop interests that are masculine. This means his hobbies, his activities and his interests should be masculine to the extent that it will require him to be around other boys. The same is true for little girls developing feminine interests.
Where do the textbook butch gays who live for manly things and hobbies fit into this weird little explanation of reality? Or the femme ("lipstick")lesbians who, outside of the bedroom, live well within society's rules for what a woman should be/behave like/look like? Or what about gays and lesbians who don't fit into any of society's stereotypes?
This woman's guide is overly simplified, useless garbage.
3/27/2009 12:33:44 AM
The Amazing Liarbird
OOH, I wish we had the edit back. Jack Hyles is probably not a woman.
3/27/2009 12:37:11 AM
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