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It's funny to me that many of the same scientists who discount the Flood are believers in man-made global warming. While there's plenty of evidence for a worldwide Flood, there's no scientific evidence for man-made global warming. It is a pipedream. It is a hoax to enslave mankind to global authorities.

Joseph Farah, WorldNetDaily 32 Comments [3/27/2009 7:07:56 PM]
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Ian

Yeah, it's not like the global temperature has had a sharp increase since humanity started using fossil fuels...

3/27/2009 7:21:08 PM

Dark_Lord_Prime

"While there's plenty of evidence for a worldwide Flood, there's no scientific evidence for man-made global warming."

You've got your facts backwards, Scooter.

3/27/2009 7:28:55 PM

Zabimaru

Let's see: we have zero evidence for a global flood. We have plenty of evidence that says what CO2 and other greenhouse gases do, we know that we release a lot of them and we can see climate change going on.

Why, yes Joseph, I do think you're right. I'm pretty certain that exactly the same kind of scientists discount the Flood and "believe" in man-made global warming. Namely the kind of scientists who are actually scientists and look at the evidence.
Not someone like stupid-ass Joseph Farah. The whole article is full of fail, and you can see some wonderful discussions about it over at Pharyngula.

3/27/2009 7:29:58 PM

GreenEyedLilo

Yeah. People really want huge chunks of ice to fall off of Antartica and killer heatwaves in Australia. And, of course, even if there really were no global warming, it certainly wouldn't benefit us at *all* to find an energy source that doesn't beholden us to regimes that hate us, or conserve our resources, or try to keep our air and water cleaner.

3/27/2009 7:58:33 PM

timjamiller

Wait. Scratch that. Reverse it.

flood<==>man-made global warming in that second sentence thar, pardner.

And the final two sentences obviously refer to the flood.

3/27/2009 8:09:00 PM

Osiris

I think you need to do some "research" instead of parroting creationist bullshit.

3/27/2009 8:18:56 PM

EvoPagan

"It's funny to me that many of the same scientists who discount the Flood are believers in man-made global warming."

Why, exactly?

"While there's plenty of evidence for a worldwide Flood, there's no scientific evidence for man-made global warming."

I'm sorry, I believe you reversed the clauses of that sentence.

"It is a pipedream."

Can you actually define "pipedream"? Oh, shit, I forgot you were still working on the specificity of what's so funny about that first bit.

"It is a hoax to enslave mankind to global authorities."

Who the fuck are the "global authorities"? Oh, shit, the specificity, right.




3/27/2009 8:37:54 PM

mike-mike

Got that mixed shithead.

3/27/2009 9:08:27 PM

Dio Fa

I hope you live in a low-lying coastal area.

3/27/2009 9:15:13 PM



^^^
Sadly, he lives in Boulder, Colorado.

3/28/2009 12:13:52 AM

solomongrundy

^^^
Scratch that.
Wrong fundie.

3/28/2009 12:15:37 AM

the old firm

"scratches head and looks at calendar" Is it opposite day again?

3/28/2009 2:10:59 AM

Eden

Sounds like it is opposite day in fundieland again

3/28/2009 3:13:41 AM

a mind far far away

No, a person can't be this stupid. He just got confused and mixed up. He meant to say that the "flood" is bullshit, and there's plenty of evidence for global warming. Wait, he didn't? Fuck, there's goes another few points for my faith in humanity.

3/28/2009 5:06:20 AM

Thammuz

HAHAHAHAHA. NO.

3/28/2009 5:45:57 AM



Today is opposite day, I see.

3/28/2009 6:27:29 AM

Efrain

Back asswards award?

3/28/2009 9:02:06 AM

werewolf

What global authorities? Name one.

3/28/2009 11:51:23 AM

Old Viking

This is helpful. I can never remember whether the flood story is true or false.

3/28/2009 12:04:17 PM

Table Rock

While there's plenty of evidence for an ice age, there's no scientific evidence for creationism. It is a pipedream. It is a hoax to enslave mankind to global authorities

Fixed.

3/28/2009 3:15:56 PM

NonProphet

Global authorities? Do I detect a hint of conspiracy theory crackpottery there?

3/28/2009 8:30:09 PM

anonymous

"many of the same scientists who discount the Flood are believers in man-made global warming."

Many of the same scientists who discount the Flood also wear pants.

Clearly, pants are silly because they're worn by people who disagree with you.

3/29/2009 6:02:28 PM



*baffled* Yes...global warming is going to do that...not overuse of fossil fuels....

3/29/2009 8:55:40 PM

aaa

Yawn.

3/29/2009 10:36:06 PM

Canadiest

" plenty of evidence for a worldwide Flood"

I'm still waiting

3/30/2009 2:30:50 PM
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