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#929991
Ian
Yeah, it's not like the global temperature has had a sharp increase since humanity started using fossil fuels...
3/27/2009 7:21:08 PM
#930001
Dark_Lord_Prime
"While there's plenty of evidence for a worldwide Flood, there's no scientific evidence for man-made global warming."
You've got your facts backwards, Scooter.
3/27/2009 7:28:55 PM
#930002
Zabimaru
Let's see: we have zero evidence for a global flood. We have plenty of evidence that says what CO2 and other greenhouse gases do, we know that we release a lot of them and we can see climate change going on.
Why, yes Joseph, I do think you're right. I'm pretty certain that exactly the same kind of scientists discount the Flood and "believe" in man-made global warming. Namely the kind of scientists who are actually scientists and look at the evidence.
Not someone like stupid-ass Joseph Farah. The whole article is full of fail, and you can see some wonderful discussions about it over at Pharyngula.
3/27/2009 7:29:58 PM
#930015
GreenEyedLilo
Yeah. People really want huge chunks of ice to fall off of Antartica and killer heatwaves in Australia. And, of course, even if there really were no global warming, it certainly wouldn't benefit us at *all* to find an energy source that doesn't beholden us to regimes that hate us, or conserve our resources, or try to keep our air and water cleaner.
3/27/2009 7:58:33 PM
#930019
timjamiller
Wait. Scratch that. Reverse it.
flood<==>man-made global warming in that second sentence thar, pardner.
And the final two sentences obviously refer to the flood.
3/27/2009 8:09:00 PM
#930020
Osiris
I think you need to do some "research" instead of parroting creationist bullshit.
3/27/2009 8:18:56 PM
#930036
EvoPagan
"It's funny to me that many of the same scientists who discount the Flood are believers in man-made global warming."
Why, exactly?
"While there's plenty of evidence for a worldwide Flood, there's no scientific evidence for man-made global warming."
I'm sorry, I believe you reversed the clauses of that sentence.
"It is a pipedream."
Can you actually define "pipedream"? Oh, shit, I forgot you were still working on the specificity of what's so funny about that first bit.
"It is a hoax to enslave mankind to global authorities."
Who the fuck are the "global authorities"? Oh, shit, the specificity, right.
3/27/2009 8:37:54 PM
#930051
mike-mike
Got that mixed shithead.
3/27/2009 9:08:27 PM
#930056
Dio Fa
I hope you live in a low-lying coastal area.
3/27/2009 9:15:13 PM
#930117
^^^
Sadly, he lives in Boulder, Colorado.
3/28/2009 12:13:52 AM
#930119
solomongrundy
^^^
Scratch that.
Wrong fundie.
3/28/2009 12:15:37 AM
#930155
the old firm
"scratches head and looks at calendar" Is it opposite day again?
3/28/2009 2:10:59 AM
#930175
Eden
Sounds like it is opposite day in fundieland again
3/28/2009 3:13:41 AM
#930195
a mind far far away
No, a person can't be this stupid. He just got confused and mixed up. He meant to say that the "flood" is bullshit, and there's plenty of evidence for global warming. Wait, he didn't? Fuck, there's goes another few points for my faith in humanity.
3/28/2009 5:06:20 AM
#930206
Thammuz
HAHAHAHAHA. NO.
3/28/2009 5:45:57 AM
#930221
Today is opposite day, I see.
3/28/2009 6:27:29 AM
#930264
Efrain
Back asswards award?
3/28/2009 9:02:06 AM
#930320
werewolf
What global authorities? Name one.
3/28/2009 11:51:23 AM
#930332
Old Viking
This is helpful. I can never remember whether the flood story is true or false.
3/28/2009 12:04:17 PM
#930405
Table Rock
While there's plenty of evidence for an ice age, there's no scientific evidence for creationism. It is a pipedream. It is a hoax to enslave mankind to global authorities
Fixed.
3/28/2009 3:15:56 PM
#930532
NonProphet
Global authorities? Do I detect a hint of conspiracy theory crackpottery there?
3/28/2009 8:30:09 PM
#931191
anonymous
"many of the same scientists who discount the Flood are believers in man-made global warming."
Many of the same scientists who discount the Flood also wear pants.
Clearly, pants are silly because they're worn by people who disagree with you.
3/29/2009 6:02:28 PM
#931241
*baffled* Yes...global warming is going to do that...not overuse of fossil fuels....
3/29/2009 8:55:40 PM
#931270
aaa
Yawn.
3/29/2009 10:36:06 PM
#931591
Canadiest
" plenty of evidence for a worldwide Flood"
I'm still waiting
3/30/2009 2:30:50 PM
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