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["Species don't decend from only two individuals. Populations simply don't work that way.
Don't disagree with me, just tell me if Adam and or Eve where white, black, Asian, Polynesian, American Indian, or rainbow?"]


Obviously, within Adam is the DNA for all colors of people and bone structure. And YES, SPECIES do descend from two individuals which is why the ark was loaded in pairs.

HisdaughterJen, Christian Forums 36 Comments [3/27/2009 2:22:09 PM]
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Katsuro

If you believe in the story of Noah, litterally as written in the Bible, you are one of the most stupid, retarded people on the planet.

Even when I was in primary school I remember thinking "bullshit!" (or words to that effect lol) when I was told the story. And I believed in God, Jesus etc. etc. back then.

Well done, you have intelleigence and reasoning skills below that of a child whose age is still in single digits. How do you survive in the real world?

3/27/2009 1:49:38 AM

Dio Fa

I feel an atomic facepalm coming on.

3/27/2009 2:30:43 PM



Gotta love the YECs, their entire argument is repeating genesis over and over and refusing to accept any contrary evidence.

3/27/2009 2:30:58 PM

Tracer Bullet

Oh, boy. But, to follow fundie reason...

Ah, ok. So, a "kind" is the same of "species"

Glad at least one person clarified that, huh?

don't think Jen wants to go thru this line of thinking...

3/27/2009 3:11:00 PM

????

If Adam had the DNA for all possible people, then he'd have very severe Down's Syndrome.

3/27/2009 3:19:54 PM

Nowonmai

Obviously there is only one species of man, you dipshit.

3/27/2009 3:28:47 PM

emau99

Yes, obviously.

WHAT?!?

3/27/2009 3:30:05 PM

Pule Thamex

It's almost like trying to talk to an unappetizing lump of cold, lumpy porridge except you'd get more sense from the porridge.

3/27/2009 3:42:31 PM

werewolf

Wow, are you ever wrong, wrong, wrong! Read up on viable populations and species extinction.

3/27/2009 3:57:18 PM

a mind far far away

Circular reasoning is no reasoning at all.

3/27/2009 3:59:35 PM

Zeus Almighty

Here's some more "wisdom" from that same thread:

"All tribes are traced back to Noah and his sons who repopulated the earth after the flood. Apparently, white went North, Indian went East/South and black went South/West."

3/27/2009 4:03:40 PM

Lucilius

And Adam had FOUR DICKS and NINE KINDS OF HAIR on different parts of his body and was SIMULTANEOUSLY three feet and seven feet tall!

3/27/2009 4:07:28 PM

arcturus

The arc wasn't loaded in pairs. Read your bible.

3/27/2009 4:08:17 PM

Captain Britannica

A species could descend from two individuals (if the creature in question has two sexes, anyway), actually. Many island forms must have started that way, for instance. Look up 'founder effect'.

3/27/2009 4:34:17 PM



Only the unclean animals went on in twoies twoies.

3/27/2009 5:20:09 PM



"Obviously" is fundie for "impossible"

3/27/2009 5:39:30 PM

M.M.

Yup. That explains everything.

3/27/2009 6:18:19 PM

MK

Obviously the only explanation is the one that agrees with my preconcieved beliefs, no matter how ridiculous the explanation it must be right.

3/27/2009 6:29:30 PM

Old Viking

Adam also had to harbor every germ, virus, pathogen and parasite that afflict humans today. They had to start somewhere, right?

3/27/2009 7:13:32 PM

raindrops

You're an idiot. Obviously.

3/27/2009 7:15:43 PM

Osiris

We don't believe in evolution. We believe in Super-Evolution!

3/27/2009 8:20:22 PM

mike-mike

No, no, no.

3/27/2009 9:10:13 PM

Zoo

Once again, no, it doesn't work that way.

1. Adam could only have two alleles for each thing his body had to produce. It is not at all obvious because Adam was not a geneticist and God didn't see fit to provide us with a copy of Adam's genome. And where did Eve come from? Adam. So that means that between their potential four alleles they would only have had two alleles, unless God decided to do a little genetic engineering (of which he also did not see fit to provide us with the details).

2. No, they don't. Species "happen" when a population (group of several interbreeding individuals) becomes separated somehow (in an interbreeding sense) from the parent population. What you refer to is a founder event, which some animals have been subject to (cheetahs, e.g.) and others have not. This is not the same as speciation (the animals in your example had -already- speciated), and it leads to a potentially disastrous situation.

3/27/2009 9:16:04 PM

ModernBunny

Obviously! Obvious explanation is obvious!

3/27/2009 9:43:50 PM



So you just made a ridiculous claim with out using any evidence to support it? Sounds like a typical fundie answer to me.

3/28/2009 12:43:16 AM
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