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Look at the ignorance of doctors over the past few centuries. Sanitary practices, such as washing hands, were laughed at by doctors, while thousands of patients continued to die. It was unimaginable to doctors back then, that washing one's hands somehow was related to a patient's health in the operating room. Can you believe that? Evolutionists today are just as ignorant of the truth of God's Word, and of common sense itself. It's hard to imagine that millions of people were dying from a simple lack of ascorbic acid (Vitamin C) just a couple hundred years ago. If evolution is true, then it took man billions of years to learn all these kindergarten lessons. And ironically, man has only learned these lessons in the past couple hundred years. You've got to be kidding me! Don't tell me that it took mankind BILLIONS of years to learn to wash his hands to prevent disease! The truth is that mankind has taken baby-steps since 4,000 B.C., and it did take him nearly 6,000 years to learn to wash his hands. This is just another undeniable PROOF that evolution is a lie. If mankind had evolved over millions of years, then men would have discovered these inventions a very long time ago.

The truth is that evolutionists are hardhearted against the truth of God's Word. The Word of God declares that God created the world at approximately 4,000 B.C.—YOU'D BE A FOOL NOT TO BELIEVE IT, BECAUSE THERE'S NO HISTORY PRIOR TO 4,000 B.C. As incredible as this fact is, it is undeniable proof against evolution.

David J. Stewart, Proof that Evolution is a Hoax 112 Comments [3/28/2009 9:29:45 PM]
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BLONDE4CHRIST

CREATION! THAT IS THE ONLY ANSWER!!

3/29/2009 2:11:16 PM

FMG

No. Man knew that washing prevented disease. Plenty of african and indian cultures have daily bathing ritualised and their doctors preach cleanliness.

Europe however figured it out relatively late.


3/29/2009 2:56:57 PM

Wehpudicabok

"THERE'S NO HISTORY PRIOR TO 4,000 B.C." -- David J. Stewart, Proof that Evolution is a Hoax

"Despite a full century of scientific insights attesting to the antiquity of the earth, more than half of our neighbors believe that the entire cosmos was created six thousand years ago. This is, incidentally, about a thousand years after the Sumerians invented glue." -- Sam Harris, Letter to a Christian Nation (emphasis added, and a link for you to enjoy)

I wonder, which one is right? Hmm... Mr. Stewart uses all caps, so I think he must be right. On the other hand, Mr. Harris has mountains of biological, geological and anthropological evidence on his side, so he might be right too. So hard to decide...

Edit: Praise the return of the edit button! Distind, if you're reading this, thank you very, very, ["very, " * 500] very much! Yes, I edited just because I could. I'm a happy person right now. :-)

3/29/2009 3:46:02 PM

Naturally_Deselected

Yeah, because when humans evolved (with an audible POP! and Congratulations! Ape has evolved into Man! showing at the bottom of the screen) we had running water and soap.

3/29/2009 4:50:03 PM

Mister Spak

"If evolution is true, then it took man billions of years to learn all these kindergarten lessons."

It's the fundies who held us back in kindergarden for thousands of years. They can't tell the difference between thousands and billions even now.

3/29/2009 5:09:38 PM



Right.

You know, I always wonder why God doesn't tell the Israelites to boil their water along with all those daft dietary laws? That would have come in handy!

3/29/2009 6:21:36 PM

aaa

I would form an intelligent argument, but it would be futile.

3/29/2009 11:06:21 PM

David B.

"THERE'S NO HISTORY PRIOR TO 4,000 B.C"

Because whenever anyone finds some, you claim it is a lie because that would mean it would have to have been there before "God created the world".

Ahem.

Doorsist: "Jim Morrison created music in 1965 A.D. - YOU'D BE A FOOL NOT TO BELIEVE IT, BECAUSE THERE'S NO HISTORY OF MUSIC PRIOR TO 1965 A.D."

NormalGuy: "Dude, what about all the classical music and shit? And the Beatles and Buddy Holly and B. B. King and Robert Johnson and the rest?"

Doorsist: "They didn't exist. No musician existed before Morrison because there wasn't music until Morrison invented it!"

NormalGuy: "But there're records..."

Doorsist: "FAKE!"

NormalGuy: "...and pictures..."

Doorsist: "PHOTOSHOP!"

NormalGuy: "...and B. B. King is still alive, man."

Doorsist: "HE'S LYING!"

NormalGuy: "So you're saying there's no evidence for music existing before The Doors and the evidence there is, is fake?"

Doorsist: "See? I knew you'd understand!"

NormalGuy: "Oh, I understand all right. You're nucking futs, guy!"

Doorsist: "PERSECUTION! THEY'RE TRYING TO SUPPRESS DOORSISM BECAUSE THEY KNOW IT'S THE TRUTH! ANTI-DOORSISTS ARE IN CONTROL OF MUSIC TEACHING AND ARE HIDING THE EVIDENCE! TEACHING ANTI-DOORSISM IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL! SCHOOL SHOOTINGS ARE DUE TO LEARNING ABOUT MUSIC OTHER THAN THE DOORS! FROTH WARGARBLE WARGARGBLE WHINE WHINE WHINE!"

NormalGuy: (Walks away.)

Doorsist: "SEE HOW THEY CANNOT DEFEAT MY ARGUMENTS?!"

It's easy to "win" an argument if you don't use logic, just like it's easy to win a football game if you use machine guns. All it proves is that you had to cheat.

3/30/2009 3:20:08 AM



"BECAUSE THERE'S NO HISTORY PRIOR TO 4,000 B.C."

Uh.. yes.. there is? Time to sign up for an ancient history class.

3/30/2009 9:30:46 AM

Brenz

Moses' Kosher laws say you're wrong. David, have you even READ the Bible?

3/30/2009 10:26:23 AM

anon

Once again, brain-dead, on-life-support David J. Stewart proves why he's the 'fundie of the year' according to FSTDT voters!

3/30/2009 3:09:59 PM

Godbuster

'Coures the reason we stopped making those mistakes in the past hundred years, or so, is because we started using science, in the past hundred years or so.

3/31/2009 12:26:36 AM

Shadoboy

What? What does that have anything to do with anything? How did you arive to that idiotic conclussion?

I'll use your same sense of logic: Humans have smelly farts, therefore, Odin is real.

3/31/2009 12:59:02 PM

Snarky

blahblahblah I'm a wanker blahblahblah

3/31/2009 1:47:26 PM

Thejebusfire

"If evolution is true, then it took man billions of years to learn all these kindergarten lessons."

Mankind hasn't been around for "billions" of years.

"And ironically, man has only learned these lessons in the past couple hundred years. "

I do believe that religious ignorance is to blame for a lot of it.

"This is just another undeniable PROOF that evolution is a lie. "

No, it's undeniable proof of your ignorance.

"The Word of God declares that God created the world at approximately 4,000 B.C.—"

The "word of God" never stated what year mankind was created.

"BECAUSE THERE'S NO HISTORY PRIOR TO 4,000 B.C. "

http://library.thinkquest.org/16325/e-main.html

In 3100 B.C, King Menes or Narmer of Upper Egypt conquered Lower Egypt and united the two kingdoms. King Menes became the first pharaoh of Egypt and formed the first dynasty and second dynasty.

There is also China:

A thriving New Stone Age culture raised crops in the fertile yellow soil of Shaanxi Loess region around Yellow River before 4000 B.C., and began irrigating this land at least around 3000 B.C. By contrast, people in Southeast Asia at this time were still mostly hunter gatherers that used pebble and flake stone tools.

http://factsanddetails.com/china.php?itemid=32&catid=2&subcatid=1

The FACT is, you're WRONG.


3/31/2009 2:09:12 PM



Okay, A) the Bible never gives a year for the creation of the Earth. The creationist age of the Earth is pure conjecture.

B) There is history prior to 4000 BC. Lern2AncientEgypt.

3/31/2009 2:39:01 PM

Ambrielle

Ignoring the rest of the bollocks and flat-out lies in this post, tell me where in the Bible it talks about Vitamin C. Chapter and Verse please.

4/1/2009 10:22:47 PM

David B.

@Ambrielle:

In fact, doesn't the bible warn us off eating fruit right at the start? That and talking to snakes.

4/2/2009 3:06:17 AM

Andre

Actually, if people were all like this guy, I could definitely see humanity needing millions of years to learn something.

4/2/2009 10:56:42 AM

BobMalarky

What does hand washing have to do with Biblical truth? Didn't Jesus ask why people don't stone their kids anymore when he was simply asked why he wasn't washing his hands before dinner?

4/4/2009 2:25:33 PM

rob

Dave the man who puts the ass in ASSume

Unless the magic book tells you so, how do you know for sure mankind didn't have some of the knowledge/ideas we think of as being modern.

Your assuming all civilizations has/had a written language, and that we know of all these civilizations some possibly long since extinct.

Your also assuming that none of the world civilizations became extinct before any civilization with a written language recorded the history of that society and/or taught them to record their own history.

Your most likely also assuming only people from Europe knew best and had the knowledge first.


5/10/2009 3:03:03 PM

-jaded-

Water back then was contaminated, you f*cking idiot.

7/14/2009 6:01:47 PM

Mike

It took around 6000 years to learn to wash his hands because modern man only started forming civilizations around that long ago. Actually, more like 10000 years, but you get the point.

8/9/2009 6:26:32 PM

Mitch

Brain first could've possibly helped, then again, you may be right considering you manage to wash your hands while appearing to have no intelligence whatsoever.

8/9/2009 6:57:41 PM



The practice of washing hands was suggested by doctors. That the non-doctors and a minority of them thought it was bullshit doesn´t make them wrong.

8/10/2009 5:37:28 AM
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