Uh, I'm straight and I have an "ick" factor toward Mary and Joseph, Abraham and Sarah, David and Bathsheeba, and all the other couples in the Bible, and all the geneologies in the Bible.
3/29/2009 6:59:59 AM
TRANSLATION: Im a hateful moron and I really dont know what Im talking about.
3/29/2009 7:14:19 AM
Mary and Joseph, Abraham and Sarah, David and Bathsheeba
Pretty poor examples. Joseph and Mary didn't have sex to produce Jesus (and according to the Catholics, at least, apparently never had sex at all). Abraham was 100 and Sarah 90, as I recall, when she got pregnant. Try picturing a 90 and 100 year old doing the dirty! David had eight wives, and probably a gay relationship with Jonathan, as well. Jesus apparently wasn't attracted to either sex.
3/29/2009 7:45:54 AM
the old firm
Tu Es Petrus: Being a homophobe hiding behind a lot of bullshit. 'Nuff said.
3/29/2009 8:44:31 AM
"This means you have an "ick" factor toward Mary and Joseph, Abraham and Sarah, David and Bathsheeba, and all the other couples in the Bible, and all the geneologies in the Bible. Doesn't make a lot of sense, does it."
Meh, I have an 'ick' factor towards the bs in the bible and I'm a heterosexual.
3/29/2009 9:49:48 AM
Fundy ignorance. Ick, ick, ick, ick, ick!
3/29/2009 12:40:43 PM
David and Bathsheba? Yeah, I'm straight and I gotta say, having a man killed so you can bone his wife gives me an "ick" factor too. Jeez, guy, even Veggie Tales covered this one.
3/29/2009 12:49:39 PM
I feel icky after reading this.
3/29/2009 5:16:14 PM
3/29/2009 10:39:07 PM
Oh, for fucks sake.
3/29/2009 10:59:00 PM
"Mary and Joseph, Abraham and Sarah, David and Bathsheeba"
Mary was about 14 and Sarah was Abraham's sister or first cousin or something. I assume that as a Christan you see no problem with either of those.
3/29/2009 11:11:15 PM
"Doesn't make a lot of sense, does it."
no, no it doesn't.
3/30/2009 5:52:30 AM
What about David & Jonathan, or Ruth & Naomi, or Jesus & Judas, or Jesus & his 11 other boyfriends?
3/30/2009 6:39:26 AM
You are Peter, and on your heart I build my Church.
3/30/2009 10:35:43 AM
@ Aethernaut: y'know, that would have made the Bible a lot more interesting... J&J ftw.
3/30/2009 1:56:01 PM
What you have is a disorder. It's called being a fundy Christian. Its just a tradgedy that no doctor has the guts to tell you the truth.
Truth hurts, doesn't it, fuckwit?
3/31/2009 8:49:12 AM
Sounds like you have an over-eager hyper focus on other peoples' sexuality. Come out of the closet already, knuckle-dragger.
3/31/2009 9:59:34 AM
HAAAAAAAA. Is this person seriously using David and Bathsheba as paragons of heterosexuality when David essentially coerced Bathsheba into having sex with him before killing off her husband?
3/31/2009 4:29:46 PM
Your backwards mentality and your christian belief is what makes no sense.
4/17/2009 12:02:33 PM