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#930776
Selkie
Uh, I'm straight and I have an "ick" factor toward Mary and Joseph, Abraham and Sarah, David and Bathsheeba, and all the other couples in the Bible, and all the geneologies in the Bible.
3/29/2009 6:59:59 AM
#930789
Reverend Jeremiah
TRANSLATION: Im a hateful moron and I really dont know what Im talking about.
3/29/2009 7:14:19 AM
#930816
John
Mary and Joseph, Abraham and Sarah, David and Bathsheeba
Pretty poor examples. Joseph and Mary didn't have sex to produce Jesus (and according to the Catholics, at least, apparently never had sex at all). Abraham was 100 and Sarah 90, as I recall, when she got pregnant. Try picturing a 90 and 100 year old doing the dirty! David had eight wives, and probably a gay relationship with Jonathan, as well. Jesus apparently wasn't attracted to either sex.
3/29/2009 7:45:54 AM
#930851
the old firm
Tu Es Petrus: Being a homophobe hiding behind a lot of bullshit. 'Nuff said.
3/29/2009 8:44:31 AM
#930916
Sisyphus
"This means you have an "ick" factor toward Mary and Joseph, Abraham and Sarah, David and Bathsheeba, and all the other couples in the Bible, and all the geneologies in the Bible. Doesn't make a lot of sense, does it."
Meh, I have an 'ick' factor towards the bs in the bible and I'm a heterosexual.
3/29/2009 9:49:48 AM
#931004
Old Viking
Fundy ignorance. Ick, ick, ick, ick, ick!
3/29/2009 12:40:43 PM
#931006
Marlowe
David and Bathsheba? Yeah, I'm straight and I gotta say, having a man killed so you can bone his wife gives me an "ick" factor too. Jeez, guy, even Veggie Tales covered this one.
3/29/2009 12:49:39 PM
#931147
Mister Spak
I feel icky after reading this.
3/29/2009 5:16:14 PM
#931275
agentCDE
wat?
3/29/2009 10:39:07 PM
#931283
aaa
Oh, for fucks sake.
3/29/2009 10:59:00 PM
#931294
"Mary and Joseph, Abraham and Sarah, David and Bathsheeba"
Mary was about 14 and Sarah was Abraham's sister or first cousin or something. I assume that as a Christan you see no problem with either of those.
3/29/2009 11:11:15 PM
#931382
BufferickVonHellbags
"Doesn't make a lot of sense, does it."
no, no it doesn't.
3/30/2009 5:52:30 AM
#931389
Aethernaut
What about David & Jonathan, or Ruth & Naomi, or Jesus & Judas, or Jesus & his 11 other boyfriends?
3/30/2009 6:39:26 AM
#931510
Brenz
You are Peter, and on your heart I build my Church.
3/30/2009 10:35:43 AM
#931574
Siberia
@ Aethernaut: y'know, that would have made the Bible a lot more interesting... J&J ftw.
3/30/2009 1:56:01 PM
#931938
anon
What you have is a disorder. It's called being a fundy Christian. Its just a tradgedy that no doctor has the guts to tell you the truth.
Truth hurts, doesn't it, fuckwit?
3/31/2009 8:49:12 AM
#931955
Big Jilm
Sounds like you have an over-eager hyper focus on other peoples' sexuality. Come out of the closet already, knuckle-dragger.
3/31/2009 9:59:34 AM
#932136
Nez
HAAAAAAAA. Is this person seriously using David and Bathsheba as paragons of heterosexuality when David essentially coerced Bathsheba into having sex with him before killing off her husband?
3/31/2009 4:29:46 PM
#941355
KillerOfTheSun
Your backwards mentality and your christian belief is what makes no sense.
4/17/2009 12:02:33 PM
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