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#931774
Zits
Belongs on Fail-Blog!
3/30/2009 11:38:22 PM
#931822
Marc
Unintentional honesty award.
3/31/2009 4:29:04 AM
#931832
Nevermore
Someone's been playing Dawn of War!
"An open mind is like a fortress, with it's gates unbarred and unguarded"
3/31/2009 4:45:12 AM
#931905
Morrigan
If faith means ignorance to them, then i'm damn proud it is!....
3/31/2009 7:23:54 AM
#932024
Shadoboy
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
But at least they are being honest.
3/31/2009 12:40:57 PM
#932060
Snarky
Points for honesty, I suppose.
3/31/2009 1:41:14 PM
#932079
HERESY GROWS FROM IDLENESS
FAITH IS OUR SHIELD
FEAR DENIES FAITH
IT IS BETTER TO DIE FOR THE EMPEROR THAN LIVE FOR YOURSELF
3/31/2009 2:31:28 PM
#932163
And now our guest preacher, the Reverend Nemiah Scudder, will speak about the problems that face us today...
His topic for the sermon "If this goes on..."
3/31/2009 5:19:04 PM
#932271
Gadfly
*rolls eyes*
Chalk another one up for "people Saint Paul would punch in the face".
3/31/2009 9:43:46 PM
#941295
KillerOfTheSun
Yes this is photoshopped as you can see the time table at the bottom doesnt even macth the base by being slightly off.
4/17/2009 5:49:56 AM
#941369
Sanrio90
Well, it is a Baptist church, afterall. They tend to breed the most fucked up fundies, after Pentecostals.
4/17/2009 12:30:07 PM
#961515
That's... startlingly honest. O.o
5/27/2009 6:36:03 AM
#984324
katie5000
Man, they hit the nail on the head with that one.
7/8/2009 8:16:37 PM
#998324
NyogaAnimos
Around here I have an invite to Bible-Camp on the local churches. On a fun note, the Tattoo Parlor sign reads "America, Where is God?" yeah Atheists in the bible belt have a message, while the churches are posting events.
7/31/2009 11:03:33 PM
#998530
Anon-e-moose
Okay, now come on... take that final logical step... figure out why that is the case. Come on... come on... you won't get hurt (just your 'faith' gets killed).
8/1/2009 8:06:27 AM
#998547
Swedish Pagan
@ Marc: "Unintentional honesty award."
Seconded.
8/1/2009 8:33:47 AM
#1000942
That Guy
Agree
8/4/2009 7:16:46 PM
#1003536
However, it´s the mechanism through which you haven´t died before 40 and are able to preach that stupid thing. Think twice.
8/10/2009 4:34:55 AM
#1008498
Dr. Shrinker
They say it like its a bad thing
8/18/2009 3:34:41 PM
#1008501
GigaGuess
When you find yourself saying stuff like this, it's time to re-evaluate your belief system.
8/18/2009 3:43:26 PM
#1012593
Exasperated
Well hey, it's straight out of the mouth of Martin Luther!
8/26/2009 11:52:44 AM
#1032155
bsphil
Well if there's anything the church ever got right...
10/6/2009 3:09:11 PM
#1034285
Red Shirt
I once saw one that said 'Get on your knees for God'. I spent a good five minutes rolling on the grass laughing hysterically.
10/9/2009 5:33:03 AM
#1034477
Anon-e-moose
We in the UK have Richard Dawkins. Prof. Stephen Hawking. And Tim Berners-Lee. All proponents of Reason. This is virtually an Atheist country.
Coincidence?
We Brits also had Bertrand Russell:
'Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines.'
And you wonder why Britain isn't the right-wing fundy haven America is, nor will it ever be? 'Faith' has no right to exist in peoples' minds. Because those with minds will never allow it to exist in there.
10/9/2009 9:29:25 AM
#1046931
lol
may as well read: faith cannot exist when common sense is used
11/1/2009 4:54:47 AM
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