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[This is not one of those fake church signs: it's the real thing, taken in Arkansas.]


Beryl Baptist Church, Pharyngula 176 Comments [3/29/2009 2:40:27 PM]
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Submitted By: Tom S. Fox
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Zits

Belongs on Fail-Blog!

3/30/2009 11:38:22 PM

Marc

Unintentional honesty award.

3/31/2009 4:29:04 AM

Nevermore

Someone's been playing Dawn of War!

"An open mind is like a fortress, with it's gates unbarred and unguarded"


3/31/2009 4:45:12 AM

Morrigan

If faith means ignorance to them, then i'm damn proud it is!....

3/31/2009 7:23:54 AM

Shadoboy

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

But at least they are being honest.

3/31/2009 12:40:57 PM

Snarky

Points for honesty, I suppose.

3/31/2009 1:41:14 PM



HERESY GROWS FROM IDLENESS
FAITH IS OUR SHIELD
FEAR DENIES FAITH
IT IS BETTER TO DIE FOR THE EMPEROR THAN LIVE FOR YOURSELF

3/31/2009 2:31:28 PM



And now our guest preacher, the Reverend Nemiah Scudder, will speak about the problems that face us today...
His topic for the sermon "If this goes on..."

3/31/2009 5:19:04 PM

Gadfly

*rolls eyes*

Chalk another one up for "people Saint Paul would punch in the face".

3/31/2009 9:43:46 PM

KillerOfTheSun

Yes this is photoshopped as you can see the time table at the bottom doesnt even macth the base by being slightly off.

4/17/2009 5:49:56 AM

Sanrio90

Well, it is a Baptist church, afterall. They tend to breed the most fucked up fundies, after Pentecostals.

4/17/2009 12:30:07 PM



That's... startlingly honest. O.o

5/27/2009 6:36:03 AM

katie5000

Man, they hit the nail on the head with that one.

7/8/2009 8:16:37 PM

NyogaAnimos

Around here I have an invite to Bible-Camp on the local churches. On a fun note, the Tattoo Parlor sign reads "America, Where is God?" yeah Atheists in the bible belt have a message, while the churches are posting events.

7/31/2009 11:03:33 PM

Anon-e-moose

Okay, now come on... take that final logical step... figure out why that is the case. Come on... come on... you won't get hurt (just your 'faith' gets killed).

8/1/2009 8:06:27 AM

Swedish Pagan

@ Marc: "Unintentional honesty award."

Seconded.

8/1/2009 8:33:47 AM

That Guy

Agree

8/4/2009 7:16:46 PM



However, it´s the mechanism through which you haven´t died before 40 and are able to preach that stupid thing. Think twice.

8/10/2009 4:34:55 AM

Dr. Shrinker

They say it like its a bad thing

8/18/2009 3:34:41 PM

GigaGuess

When you find yourself saying stuff like this, it's time to re-evaluate your belief system.

8/18/2009 3:43:26 PM

Exasperated

Well hey, it's straight out of the mouth of Martin Luther!

8/26/2009 11:52:44 AM

bsphil

Well if there's anything the church ever got right...

10/6/2009 3:09:11 PM

Red Shirt

I once saw one that said 'Get on your knees for God'. I spent a good five minutes rolling on the grass laughing hysterically.

10/9/2009 5:33:03 AM

Anon-e-moose

We in the UK have Richard Dawkins. Prof. Stephen Hawking. And Tim Berners-Lee. All proponents of Reason. This is virtually an Atheist country.

Coincidence?

We Brits also had Bertrand Russell:

'Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines.'

And you wonder why Britain isn't the right-wing fundy haven America is, nor will it ever be? 'Faith' has no right to exist in peoples' minds. Because those with minds will never allow it to exist in there.

10/9/2009 9:29:25 AM

lol

may as well read: faith cannot exist when common sense is used

11/1/2009 4:54:47 AM
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