[This is not one of those fake church signs: it's the real thing, taken in Arkansas.]
Beryl Baptist Church,
[3/29/2009 2:40:27 PM]
Fundie Index: 248
Submitted By: Tom S. Fox
Belongs on Fail-Blog!
3/30/2009 11:38:22 PM
Unintentional honesty award.
3/31/2009 4:29:04 AM
Someone's been playing Dawn of War!
"An open mind is like a fortress, with it's gates unbarred and unguarded"
3/31/2009 4:45:12 AM
If faith means ignorance to them, then i'm damn proud it is!....
3/31/2009 7:23:54 AM
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
But at least they are being honest.
3/31/2009 12:40:57 PM
Points for honesty, I suppose.
3/31/2009 1:41:14 PM
HERESY GROWS FROM IDLENESS
FAITH IS OUR SHIELD
FEAR DENIES FAITH
IT IS BETTER TO DIE FOR THE EMPEROR THAN LIVE FOR YOURSELF
3/31/2009 2:31:28 PM
And now our guest preacher, the Reverend Nemiah Scudder, will speak about the problems that face us today...
His topic for the sermon "If this goes on..."
3/31/2009 5:19:04 PM
Chalk another one up for "people Saint Paul would punch in the face".
3/31/2009 9:43:46 PM
Yes this is photoshopped as you can see the time table at the bottom doesnt even macth the base by being slightly off.
4/17/2009 5:49:56 AM
Well, it is a Baptist church, afterall. They tend to breed the most fucked up fundies, after Pentecostals.
4/17/2009 12:30:07 PM
That's... startlingly honest. O.o
5/27/2009 6:36:03 AM
Man, they hit the nail on the head with that one.
7/8/2009 8:16:37 PM
Around here I have an invite to Bible-Camp on the local churches. On a fun note, the Tattoo Parlor sign reads "America, Where is God?" yeah Atheists in the bible belt have a message, while the churches are posting events.
7/31/2009 11:03:33 PM
Okay, now come on... take that final logical step... figure out
that is the case. Come on... come on... you won't get hurt (just your 'faith' gets killed).
8/1/2009 8:06:27 AM
@ Marc: "Unintentional honesty award."
8/1/2009 8:33:47 AM
8/4/2009 7:16:46 PM
However, it´s the mechanism through which you haven´t died before 40 and are able to preach that stupid thing. Think twice.
8/10/2009 4:34:55 AM
They say it like its a bad thing
8/18/2009 3:34:41 PM
When you find yourself saying stuff like this, it's time to re-evaluate your belief system.
8/18/2009 3:43:26 PM
Well hey, it's straight out of the mouth of Martin Luther!
8/26/2009 11:52:44 AM
Well if there's anything the church ever got right...
10/6/2009 3:09:11 PM
I once saw one that said 'Get on your knees for God'. I spent a good five minutes rolling on the grass laughing hysterically.
10/9/2009 5:33:03 AM
We in the UK have Richard Dawkins. Prof. Stephen Hawking. And Tim Berners-Lee. All proponents of Reason. This is virtually an Atheist country.
We Brits also had Bertrand Russell:
'Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines.'
And you wonder why Britain isn't the right-wing fundy haven America is, nor will it ever be? 'Faith' has no right to exist in peoples' minds.
Because those with minds will never allow it to exist in there.
10/9/2009 9:29:25 AM
may as well read: faith cannot exist when common sense is used
11/1/2009 4:54:47 AM