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[This is not one of those fake church signs: it's the real thing, taken in Arkansas.]


Beryl Baptist Church, Pharyngula 176 Comments [3/29/2009 2:40:27 PM]
Fundie Index: 249
Submitted By: Tom S. Fox
WTF?! || meh
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mISARY wIZARD

(Face Palm) Why the hell did I have to be born in Arkansas? This fucking state holds the world record for most churches per square mile!

11/16/2009 4:16:49 PM

The Bad Guy

Well FINALLY, a christian tells the truth.

11/16/2009 11:57:56 PM

dingo

(from arkansas)

hehe, beryl is such a shithole

12/3/2009 10:47:20 AM



heh. i live in arkansas. this doesnt surprise me in the slightest. lol

12/8/2009 1:31:05 AM

Night Jaguar

I agree.

1/6/2010 12:26:24 AM

PraiseBeToFSM

I guess we won! They've conceded! Faith is unreasonable!

1/7/2010 8:36:24 PM

Pillsbury Poe Boy

I couldn't agree more!

1/11/2010 2:29:35 AM

follier

The sign don't lie.

1/14/2010 1:39:31 PM

Aspen

Why is the sign in the middle of the parking lot?

1/16/2010 8:56:21 PM

Yep

I agree

1/27/2010 2:54:11 PM

Appledude

HOLY SH*T this is the only time i heard of a fundie being correct

2/10/2010 1:26:14 PM

Slook

http://www.insiderpages.com/b/3709670980

This church and pastor do exist.

2/11/2010 7:55:29 PM

SpacemanSpiff

Truer words have never been written.

2/11/2010 11:26:23 PM

bkmalone86

*shakes head*
baptists

..
..

-from a certified "fundie"

2/22/2010 2:49:07 AM

Lucifer

Yep. So true

3/25/2010 10:55:29 PM



>'"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."' - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams


I remember that, Douglas is fucking awesome.

3/29/2010 9:11:21 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Yup

3/29/2010 10:16:56 AM

minaharker

It's in Arkansas. That should explain everything!

5/8/2010 1:05:38 PM



It's an actual quote by Martin Luthor. Thou I would argue something is lost in translation (namely, he's referring to inter-church arguments).

6/4/2010 9:01:46 AM

Laknyer

'IT'S PHOTOSHOPPED!!!'

you wish.

6/7/2010 2:16:20 PM

YecnemiliceTlaimacaxiliztli

This is the best explanation I have ever heard from anyone about religion. in fact, this explains every article on this entire site!

7/3/2010 8:08:59 PM



IGNORANCE GOOD.

*snort*

*eats mammoth leg*

7/14/2010 7:17:50 PM



IGNORANCE GOOD!!!

*snorts; eats mammoth leg*

7/14/2010 7:20:03 PM

eldias

Got that right, Skippy.

7/23/2010 4:32:23 PM

anonymous

Finally a Christian gets it right!

Now if only they weren't on the Faith side :(

8/6/2010 10:35:38 PM
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