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Quote# 60994

[This is not one of those fake church signs: it's the real thing, taken in Arkansas.]

Beryl Baptist Church, Pharyngula 183 Comments [3/29/2009 2:40:27 PM]
Fundie Index: 244
Submitted By: Tom S. Fox
WTF?! || meh

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Is it bad that I imagined Faith Hill seeing this sign and saying, "Why are you dragging me into this, you pack of ninnies?!"?

*looks at Anon-e-moose's comment8

Oh wait, maybe . . . ah never mind.

12/29/2011 10:39:24 PM


And the sad thing is, it's true. )':

12/29/2011 11:43:24 PM

Well, I WAS reasoning to go to church, but if reason is faiths greatest enemy, i guess I shouldn't go to church.

1/8/2012 5:46:11 PM


"Faith is purest when it is unquestioning!"


1/25/2012 7:15:18 AM


Meanwhile, in the grim darkness of the third millenium...
Seriously, when you sound like a 40k character, it's generally a sign that you should reconsider your situation.

2/1/2012 11:28:50 AM

Well, at least it's honest. It's got that over most church signs.

2/14/2012 12:20:11 AM


Refreshingly honest and accurate, I must say.

4/14/2012 2:07:43 PM


Keep telling yourself that, fundies, and maybe it'll come true.

7/11/2012 3:21:52 PM


Reason and faith can most certainly coexist. Fundies just don't want anyone to know this.

7/12/2012 12:14:00 PM


That is the most accurate church sign I've ever seen.

7/22/2012 1:19:04 AM


At least they're being honest.

8/20/2012 12:17:17 PM


Most accurate church sign I've ever seen.

8/28/2012 10:18:47 PM


Yep. You didn't need to tell me.

9/12/2012 12:04:03 PM

Just for once, I agree with the fundies.

11/16/2012 7:23:56 PM


The first step to absolving your problem is admitting you have one.

Good job, Fundies.

12/28/2012 12:35:34 PM

Crimson Lizard

Martin Luther also called reason the "devil's whore". Make of that what you will.

1/6/2013 10:39:25 AM


The feeling's mutual, Faith.

The amusement, I suspect, is not.

2/1/2013 6:35:56 PM


Actually, "stupid fundies" instead of reason would be more accurate.

4/29/2013 3:38:27 PM


(Subconscious Honesty in Advertising award, anyone?!):

And cop for this:

If only all other fundies could be this honest? At least Al-Qaeda are open about their intentions.

5/7/2013 12:02:36 PM


Well then, I have no reason to worship your god.

8/23/2013 8:56:51 AM

Terrified and Confused

Hey, that's actually true! This could be the FSTDT motto!

11/1/2013 10:52:53 PM


and that's why God gave it to us.


11/5/2013 9:35:59 AM


All they more easily to control you.

12/16/2013 9:31:11 AM

Too easy.

1/22/2014 2:30:41 PM


Damn, I thought that reality was the greatest enemy faith had.

1/23/2014 1:48:44 AM
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