Greet your new masters!
[This is not one of those fake church signs: it's the real thing, taken in Arkansas.]
Beryl Baptist Church,
[3/29/2009 2:40:27 PM]
Fundie Index: 248
Submitted By: Tom S. Fox
Is it bad that I imagined Faith Hill seeing this sign and saying, "Why are you dragging me into this, you pack of ninnies?!"?
*looks at Anon-e-moose's comment8
Oh wait, maybe . . . ah never mind.
12/29/2011 10:39:24 PM
And the sad thing is, it's true. )':
12/29/2011 11:43:24 PM
Well, I WAS reasoning to go to church, but if reason is faiths greatest enemy, i guess I shouldn't go to church.
1/8/2012 5:46:11 PM
"Faith is purest when it is unquestioning!"
1/25/2012 7:15:18 AM
Meanwhile, in the grim darkness of the third millenium...
Seriously, when you sound like a 40k character, it's generally a sign that you should reconsider your situation.
2/1/2012 11:28:50 AM
Well, at least it's honest. It's got that over most church signs.
2/14/2012 12:20:11 AM
Refreshingly honest and accurate, I must say.
4/14/2012 2:07:43 PM
Keep telling yourself that, fundies, and maybe it'll come true.
7/11/2012 3:21:52 PM
Reason and faith
most certainly coexist. Fundies just don't want anyone to know this.
7/12/2012 12:14:00 PM
That is the most accurate church sign I've ever seen.
7/22/2012 1:19:04 AM
At least they're being honest.
8/20/2012 12:17:17 PM
Most accurate church sign I've ever seen.
8/28/2012 10:18:47 PM
Yep. You didn't need to tell me.
9/12/2012 12:04:03 PM
Just for once, I agree with the fundies.
11/16/2012 7:23:56 PM
The first step to absolving your problem is admitting you have one.
Good job, Fundies.
12/28/2012 12:35:34 PM
Martin Luther also called reason the "devil's whore". Make of that what you will.
1/6/2013 10:39:25 AM
The feeling's mutual, Faith.
The amusement, I suspect, is not.
2/1/2013 6:35:56 PM
Actually, "stupid fundies" instead of reason would be more accurate.
4/29/2013 3:38:27 PM
(Subconscious Honesty in Advertising award, anyone?!):
And cop for this:
If only all other fundies could be this honest? At least Al-Qaeda are open about their intentions.
5/7/2013 12:02:36 PM
Well then, I have no reason to worship your god.
8/23/2013 8:56:51 AM
Terrified and Confused
Hey, that's actually true! This could be the FSTDT motto!
11/1/2013 10:52:53 PM
and that's why God gave it to us.
11/5/2013 9:35:59 AM
All they more easily to control you.
12/16/2013 9:31:11 AM
1/22/2014 2:30:41 PM
Damn, I thought that reality was the greatest enemy faith had.
1/23/2014 1:48:44 AM