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As for doctrine, it has become increasingly obvious that there are definite articles of doctrine that are woven through the faith structure of atheism. They include but are not limited to cannibalism, fatalism, evolution, elitism, and more.

prosperousindividual, Internet Pastor 93 Comments [3/29/2009 8:40:25 AM]
Fundie Index: 89
WTF?! || meh

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Tom S. Fox

Stop making shit up or I gonna eat you!

3/28/2009 4:41:06 PM

I think a quick simple BULLSIT applies here.

3/29/2009 8:44:14 AM

OOPS, meant BULLSHIT! Friggin' fundies, their lousy spelling is contagious.

3/29/2009 8:45:28 AM



3/29/2009 8:46:01 AM


Damn image didn't take >:(

3/29/2009 8:46:34 AM

El Guapo

I am NO elitist! I'll devour any other human regardless of educational history.

3/29/2009 8:53:38 AM


Please show us then, what atheism has to do with cannibalism.
It wuld also be nice if yiou could show us its doctrinal connection with evolution, especially considering the fact, that not only atheists believe in the ToE to be correct, but most of the christians in the western world as well ;)

As for fatalism...
who is more of a fatalist? The person who thinks that god governs every single thing within our lives (including natural disasters, which he uses to punish certain people)
or an atheist person who thinks that we are all responsible for our own lives (and also for many of the things that happen in earth (like global warming) and to siociety?

3/29/2009 8:54:02 AM

A. T. Heist

Full of shit award, 2009 nominee.

3/29/2009 8:57:22 AM

A. T. Heist

Trying to help Mayhem:

3/29/2009 8:59:04 AM



That's 'coz you screwed up the html tags.


If this still doesn't work I'm gonna be embarrassed lol.

3/29/2009 8:59:13 AM


"and more."

you just haven't made them up yet, I know.

3/29/2009 8:59:54 AM


Exodus 20:16.

3/29/2009 9:02:35 AM


bugger ti didn't work...no diea why, I definately got the tags right I checked like a million times.

If neither of these work I'm gonna be pissed:

<img src="http://www.flickr.com/photos/26382686@N05/3195262426/" />

3/29/2009 9:04:38 AM


Ah fuck it.

3/29/2009 9:05:01 AM


Yes, you caught us. When we "have people over for dinner" it's . . not . . what. . they . . think. (evil laugh)

3/29/2009 9:13:50 AM


You know, in Roman times the Romans accused christians of having orgies and eating the flesh of infants. Obviously they knew something we don't...shiny mirror on the wall who is the most fucked up of all?

3/29/2009 9:22:07 AM



No, just... No.

And it's the Jesus-junkies who preach this "elitism" crap.

3/29/2009 9:27:03 AM


@Ozzie -- Hey, where's Eddie?

3/29/2009 9:28:28 AM


Cannibalism? CANNIBALISM? Where did you get that crap from?

3/29/2009 9:29:16 AM


So atheists are elitistic cannibals (?) with fatalistic view of the world (??).

How does evolution fit into this? Is he saying that only atheists evolve??

3/29/2009 9:29:27 AM


We're not the ones eating the body of our lord.

3/29/2009 9:31:34 AM



I'll never tell..

but I do think he had been working out, he was a little "leaner" than I thought.

3/29/2009 9:41:50 AM


Oh please, this has to be a troll. I mean, come on, CANNIBALISM? FFS!

3/29/2009 9:47:25 AM

Dio Fa

Long ago, when I was a practising Catholic, I took part in the sacrament of Communion. Every Sunday, I ritually consumed the "body and blood" of Christ.

Given the stupidity of that religion in addition to this acquired taste for flesh, it is easy to see that I was destined to evolve into an atheist and full-time cannibal.

Say, how would you like to come over for dinner?

3/29/2009 9:56:15 AM


Well, they say human meat is sweet. Bwa-ahahahahaha!

3/29/2009 9:56:45 AM
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