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As for doctrine, it has become increasingly obvious that there are definite articles of doctrine that are woven through the faith structure of atheism. They include but are not limited to cannibalism, fatalism, evolution, elitism, and more.

prosperousindividual, Internet Pastor 93 Comments [3/29/2009 8:40:25 AM]
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The Lazy One

Come here, prosperousindividual. I think you'd go very well with some fava beans and a nice chianti. >:)

Just kidding. Seriously, where did the cannibalism thing come from?

3/29/2009 10:01:27 AM

The Lazy One

Come here, prosperousindividual. I think you'd go very well with some fava beans and a nice chianti. >:)

Just kidding. Seriously, where did the cannibalism thing come from?

3/29/2009 10:01:38 AM

The Lazy One

Damn, I double-posted. Sorry.

3/29/2009 10:02:03 AM

Dio Fa

@ WMDKitty:

Eddie became meatloaf.
(Meatloaf?! Again?!)

LOL!

3/29/2009 10:06:30 AM

Efrain

Look, just because some of us eat girls out doesn't mean we're devouring their flesh.

3/29/2009 10:26:30 AM

smartz

Actually, cannibalism is more tied to religion to atheism. The tribes who practiced cannibalism did it as a RITUAL to contain the souls of the dead amongst them, or otherwise depending on the people who ate them. For example, according to the cannibalism article wikipedia.com:
The Aghoris of northern India consume the flesh of the dead floated in the Ganges in pursuit of immortality and supernatural powers. Members of the Aghori drink from human skulls and practice cannibalism in the belief that eating human flesh confers spiritual and physical benefits, such as prevention of aging.
Other times it has nothing to do with religion and last resort for survival, like the Donner Party.

tl,dr; Cannibalism is often connected with religion, stop making shit up to prove your point.

3/29/2009 10:27:49 AM

Distind

Structure? Does this mean I'm gonna have to get up on sundays?

3/29/2009 10:43:00 AM

Barikada

Blood libel? That's a new one.

3/29/2009 10:54:16 AM

Doctor Fishcake

So after years of stereotyping atheists as vegetarians, you fundies have now done a complete 180°?

3/29/2009 10:56:02 AM

Oy Vey!


One Word:

Transubstantiation.


Atheists have no gods to make noshes out off.

3/29/2009 10:56:45 AM

EvoPagan

Sez the fundie who has been washed in the blood of the Lamb...

3/29/2009 11:00:17 AM

Papabear

"faith structure of atheism?"

Cannibalism -- no.

Fatalism -- no.

Evolution -- yes because that is what is supported by the evidence.

Elitism -- yes as the best and the brightest (read that as "elite") tend to investigate the evidence and form their opinions based upon that evidence.

More -- yes, we evolution-understaning elite do have other things on our minds too.

3/29/2009 11:00:25 AM



NOM NOM NOM

Watch out fundie or I will EAT you. Hahaha.

3/29/2009 11:03:36 AM

peabody

Well, I'm glad that the doctrines are not limited to more.

3/29/2009 11:04:42 AM

????

What?

3/29/2009 11:11:06 AM

enna

Cannibalism?

Noooo

That's the Catholics.

3/29/2009 11:19:22 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

cannibalism? Nope, that's something religious people do, or pretend to do.

fatalism? Well, as a realist I acknowledge that all living beings eventually die but I don't get all upset about it.

evolution? Sure, I accept the theory of evolution as all educated people do, but it's no more a religious doctrine than the theory of gravity.

elitism? OK, you got me there. I KNOW I'm smarter and more logical than you — and I'm probably more moral and smell nicer, too.

3/29/2009 11:39:57 AM

BobsOldSocks

You call yourself "prosperousindividual"?

Sin of pride, methinks.

3/29/2009 11:41:43 AM

BobsOldSocks

@Katsuro

I know how you feel. I screwed up html tags twice yesterday.

3/29/2009 11:44:43 AM

Old Viking

Tastes kind of like chicken.

3/29/2009 11:46:15 AM

Newton's Bitch

Pass the A1 sauce.

3/29/2009 11:59:32 AM

John

Yeah, and let's not forget child molesting, bank robbery, causing earthquakes, crossing on the "don't walk" sign and drinking past-dated milk!

Of course by the fundie definition, there are only six non-atheists in the whole world.

3/29/2009 12:28:05 PM

Antichrist


3/29/2009 12:33:52 PM

D Laurier.

Huh?
What the fuck?

3/29/2009 1:23:39 PM

Julian

Cannibalism? - what like, this is my body, eat of it and remember me - NOPE, that's the Catholics.

Fatalism? - what like, mankind is made inherently sinful and flawed, and is bound to sin - NOPE, that's the Catholics again.

Evolution? - The catholic chruch acknowledged evolution in the 60's.

Elitism? - well yes, they're God's chosen people, the road to heaven is narrow and many will fall by the wayside. Those that are unrighteous will burn in eternal hellfire...

You know, maybe you should stopp standing in front of that big ol' mirror of yours and get a teensy clue about life.

3/29/2009 1:44:57 PM
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