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As for doctrine, it has become increasingly obvious that there are definite articles of doctrine that are woven through the faith structure of atheism. They include but are not limited to cannibalism, fatalism, evolution, elitism, and more.

prosperousindividual, Internet Pastor 93 Comments [3/29/2009 8:40:25 AM]
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a mind far far away

LOL at cannibalism. Elitism is the realm of religion, especially fundy xtianity. And I think that I'm the only real fatalist left on the planet.

3/29/2009 1:57:57 PM

Captain Britannica

You seem a little out of sorts, Internet Pastor. Was it someone you ate?

3/29/2009 1:58:44 PM

Lilith

Societies that have practiced cannibalism have always done it for ritual/religious reasons.

So it's hardly atheist in nature.

3/29/2009 2:17:22 PM

David B.

Spot the fundie who doesn't know how to spell "preposterous".

3/29/2009 2:20:35 PM

Dark_Lord_Prime

You don't know what "doctrine," "faith" or "atheism" mean, do you?

3/29/2009 2:48:31 PM

Kevin Klaw

Have charity for the world, my pet

We'll take the customers that we can get

We won't discriminate great from small

no we'll serve anyone

meaning anyone

and to anyone

at all!

3/29/2009 3:01:06 PM

Kevin Klaw


3/29/2009 3:10:07 PM



You claim to eat a jew, then accuse others of cannibalism?

You claim god does what he wants and nobody can stop him then you accuse others of fatalism?


You claim you will be beamed up and everyone else will be left behind then you accuse others of elitism?

There is definite hypocricy woven throughout christianism.

3/29/2009 4:54:14 PM

WMDKitty

@Ozzie -- I guess I'll have more meatloaf...

3/29/2009 4:57:22 PM

CrazyHappyNinja

Cannibal? You've got it all wrong. I'm a humanitarian.

3/29/2009 5:57:56 PM

freako104

Cannibalism? Like the eating of Christ's flesh?

Fatalism? Like the whole condemning to hell?

Evolution? Like organisms adapting to survive?

Elitism? Like how Christians say and act like they are better than everyone?

3/29/2009 9:02:45 PM

aaa

Ad hoc?

3/29/2009 11:15:34 PM



Hey, we're not the ones supping on the body of Christ buddy!

3/30/2009 1:07:09 AM

The Amazing Liarbird

I do love how elitism and cannibalism are mentioned together. Goodness knows, as an atheist cannibal I refuse to settle for less than the absolute, professional best when picking out and capturing my future meals, and no meddling cannibal hobbyists are going to change THAT.

"Ooo-oohh, my plane crashed into a mountain and I had to eat the other passengers to survive! Listen to my idea-aas! Oo-ooh!"
Shut the hell up and butt out until you've spent the last decade doing this for a living, dumbass.


And, oh my god, it looks like the quote isn't a poe, either.

About the Author
Michael D. Shoesmith is a highly skilled, highly trained, hazardous chemicals expert in the transportation industry. He is the author of the book: "Fallen From Grace" and, "Fast Track To Freedom", as well as dozens of media articles and many books yet to be published. He has spent the last twelve years and close to fifteen thousand hours studying the Bible. He lives with his family in Southwestern Ontario, Canada. www.prosperousindividual.com prosperousindividual@yahoo.com



3/30/2009 1:10:29 AM

Slater

He actually explains what he meant by cannibalism in the comments:

"If you, as most atheists, would eat another (dead) human being if it meant saving your own life then you are a cannibal… plain and simple."

By that definition, sure, I'm a cannibal.

Then again, I'm also a murderer because I would kill in self-defence.
I'm a thief because I would steal to survive.
I'm a rapist because I would rape if forced to at gunpoint.
etc.

So, I guess what he's just proven is that everyone is everything.

3/30/2009 1:19:19 AM

Thundersqueaks

Just throw in any old outrageous accusation, why don't you!

3/30/2009 1:30:27 AM

BufferickVonHellbags

and i ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

3/30/2009 5:08:40 AM

Nowonmai

I wonder how much this hurt being pulled out of your ass?

3/30/2009 5:10:16 AM

RFP15

Illuminatalie gets the win.

3/30/2009 5:25:28 AM

Table Rock

So atheism means that it's inevitable that we evolve into a superior species that eats people. I think someone has been watching "Soylent Green" too many times.

3/30/2009 5:39:28 AM

Lucretius

About the Author
Michael D. Shoesmith is a highly skilled, highly trained, hazardous chemicals expert in the transportation industry.


Why do I get the impression that he really just drives a truck full of crap for a living ?

3/30/2009 7:05:51 AM

arcturus

Evolution I can go with. Feeling good about myself for not being elitist is a bit of a paradox, I suppose. Fatalism, erm, only in some cases.

But cannibalism?!

3/30/2009 8:32:06 AM



Actually, I know at least half a dozen atheists that don't believe in evolution (they believe we're an alien experiment). Since even that is not all-encompassing, I don't see how the others could fit at all.

3/30/2009 8:54:53 AM

michael1384

Just throwing around a bunch of words that end in 'ism' won't make you more intelligent.

3/30/2009 9:03:06 AM

Zeus Almighty

Obviously those vegan atheists I know are doing it wrong.

3/30/2009 9:57:23 AM
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