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a mind far far away
LOL at cannibalism. Elitism is the realm of religion, especially fundy xtianity. And I think that I'm the only real fatalist left on the planet.
3/29/2009 1:57:57 PM
You seem a little out of sorts, Internet Pastor. Was it someone you ate?
3/29/2009 1:58:44 PM
Societies that have practiced cannibalism have always done it for ritual/religious reasons.
So it's hardly atheist in nature.
3/29/2009 2:17:22 PM
Spot the fundie who doesn't know how to spell "preposterous".
3/29/2009 2:20:35 PM
You don't know what "doctrine," "faith" or "atheism" mean, do you?
3/29/2009 2:48:31 PM
Have charity for the world, my pet
We'll take the customers that we can get
We won't discriminate great from small
no we'll serve anyone
and to anyone
3/29/2009 3:01:06 PM
3/29/2009 3:10:07 PM
You claim to eat a jew, then accuse others of cannibalism?
You claim god does what he wants and nobody can stop him then you accuse others of fatalism?
You claim you will be beamed up and everyone else will be left behind then you accuse others of elitism?
There is definite hypocricy woven throughout christianism.
3/29/2009 4:54:14 PM
@Ozzie -- I guess I'll have more meatloaf...
3/29/2009 4:57:22 PM
Cannibal? You've got it all wrong. I'm a humanitarian.
3/29/2009 5:57:56 PM
Cannibalism? Like the eating of Christ's flesh?
Fatalism? Like the whole condemning to hell?
Evolution? Like organisms adapting to survive?
Elitism? Like how Christians say and act like they are better than everyone?
3/29/2009 9:02:45 PM
3/29/2009 11:15:34 PM
Hey, we're not the ones supping on the body of Christ buddy!
3/30/2009 1:07:09 AM
The Amazing Liarbird
I do love how elitism and cannibalism are mentioned together. Goodness knows, as an atheist cannibal I refuse to settle for less than the absolute, professional best when picking out and capturing my future meals, and no meddling cannibal hobbyists are going to change THAT.
"Ooo-oohh, my plane crashed into a mountain and I had to eat the other passengers to survive! Listen to my idea-aas! Oo-ooh!"
Shut the hell up and butt out until you've spent the last decade doing this for a living, dumbass.
And, oh my god, it looks like the quote isn't a poe, either.
About the Author
Michael D. Shoesmith is a highly skilled, highly trained, hazardous chemicals expert in the transportation industry. He is the author of the book: "Fallen From Grace" and, "Fast Track To Freedom", as well as dozens of media articles and many books yet to be published. He has spent the last twelve years and close to fifteen thousand hours studying the Bible. He lives with his family in Southwestern Ontario, Canada. www.prosperousindividual.com firstname.lastname@example.org
3/30/2009 1:10:29 AM
He actually explains what he meant by cannibalism in the comments:
"If you, as most atheists, would eat another (dead) human being if it meant saving your own life then you are a cannibal… plain and simple."
By that definition, sure, I'm a cannibal.
Then again, I'm also a murderer because I would kill in self-defence.
I'm a thief because I would steal to survive.
I'm a rapist because I would rape if forced to at gunpoint.
So, I guess what he's just proven is that everyone is everything.
3/30/2009 1:19:19 AM
Just throw in any old outrageous accusation, why don't you!
3/30/2009 1:30:27 AM
and i ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
3/30/2009 5:08:40 AM
I wonder how much this hurt being pulled out of your ass?
3/30/2009 5:10:16 AM
Illuminatalie gets the win.
3/30/2009 5:25:28 AM
So atheism means that it's inevitable that we evolve into a superior species that eats people. I think someone has been watching "Soylent Green" too many times.
3/30/2009 5:39:28 AM
About the Author
Michael D. Shoesmith is a highly skilled, highly trained, hazardous chemicals expert in the transportation industry.
Why do I get the impression that he really just drives a truck full of crap for a living ?
3/30/2009 7:05:51 AM
Evolution I can go with. Feeling good about myself for not being elitist is a bit of a paradox, I suppose. Fatalism, erm, only in some cases.
3/30/2009 8:32:06 AM
Actually, I know at least half a dozen atheists that don't believe in evolution (they believe we're an alien experiment). Since even that is not all-encompassing, I don't see how the others could fit at all.
3/30/2009 8:54:53 AM
Just throwing around a bunch of words that end in 'ism' won't make you more intelligent.
3/30/2009 9:03:06 AM
Obviously those vegan atheists I know are doing it wrong.
3/30/2009 9:57:23 AM
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