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[Catholics in my club...]

The attitude of the catholis we have is very mean. When they were bashing the rapture(they said darby started it) friday i ignored them. But when we bought up catholism as a false religion they got offended and fought with us.
I donot know what to do. I cant be fighting with catholics twice a week.
Im so confused. They walk all over us because we are christians.

cieralovesantonio, RR 76 Comments [3/30/2009 5:14:36 PM]
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Blackvoice

Now this kind of religious bickering is funny.

3/30/2009 7:35:15 PM

Old Viking

Now, now, There are good things to be said on behalf of fundies and Catholics. Although I can't think of one at the moment.

3/30/2009 7:40:04 PM

EvoPagan

That whole thread is just a gigantic truckload of fail. This is some kind of online club. She was advised to set up a new club with rules like RR--NO DISSENSION! BUZZARDBANHAMMERED!!

Ah, tards on the intertubes. Good times, good times.

3/30/2009 7:40:22 PM

Thinking Allowed

What struck me funny is that it's a PS3 club for christians.

3/30/2009 7:48:22 PM

Mudak

You do kind of have to marvel at the absurdity of people being willing to fight to the death (which it wouldn't surprise me if cieralovesantonio were willing to do) over what happens to you after you die....

3/30/2009 7:55:29 PM

Zoo

Well, if you didn't tell them they're not Christians that would be a good start.

Asked a Catholic friend once to tell me what it is they believe saves them. Her answer? The same as the one you'd give me for that question. They're Christians too, even if their practice of the religion is different [may I point out the dozens upon dozens of other Christian denominations that practice differently from one another, even if they claim to be part of the same subtype (e.g. baptist)].

3/30/2009 8:12:05 PM

zaatheist

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I just find this enormously funny.

3/30/2009 9:00:26 PM

Nowonmai

Hey twit, Catholics are also "Christians". Gawd you are so stupid.

3/30/2009 9:23:01 PM

The Amazing Liarbird

Oh my goodness, later on she says this:

thank you my family. i just got done with a so called christian who believes in evolution , and told me the rapture was a false doctrine. he led me to a website ran by united church of god(cult) saying the rapture was fake. so i told him evolution is fake and the rapture is real. i gave him the rapture ready website. he told me id get left behind and take the mark of the beast. what a mean guy huh? he also said the catholics are right and he has his own one world religion club(its called christian home clan). good luck to him. ill pray for the two catholics and him the evolution humanist fake christian baptist..
thanks for listening


That's just so precious...

I think it gave me a cavity.

3/30/2009 10:28:11 PM

aaa

Let me explain something. Being a general dick towards fellow man is not advisable in public.

3/30/2009 10:29:15 PM

pete

There are but two things you could do, cieralovesantonio.

1. STFU and stop telling others they are following a false religion. While I'm firmly convinced that all religions are false, I don't go around making that pronouncement amog company who wouldn't appreciate it.

2. DIAF eliminate any chance of slipping back into your own petty, judgmental, bigotry.

3/30/2009 10:34:08 PM

Mihangel apYrs

Rapture Ready - always guaranteed to reduce my faith in humanity.

Their self-righteous bigotry always makes me feel a little sick, they're so up themselves that they don't actually UNDERSTAND how flakey their "god-breathed" babble is.


SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! that's soured my entire day

3/30/2009 11:23:15 PM

Higgs Boson

These people must literally be incapable of objectivity. They can't even imagine what it must be like to be a different "kind" of person. If you can't see that thinking that people are wrong in having a different belief, despite believing strongly in it, suggests the possibility that you might yourself be wrong, then I'm sorry you're dumb.

And how come we always hear Bill Donahue complaining about atheists making fun of Catholicism, when protestants keep calling them heathens, not Christians, a cult etc etc. All you get when people make fun of you is people laughing at you, which I would prefer to having people think I am in league with the devil.

I guess he knows he can get everyone on his side if he complains about an irreverent atheist who thinks that the religion is stupid, but the people are just people.

3/31/2009 12:25:40 AM

enna

Catholics ARE Christians.

I haven't been to mass in over a year and I still get annoyed when people get that wrong.

3/31/2009 12:42:19 AM

Deep Search

Pfffft. That's effing hilarious.

Poor Catholics stumbling upon a Raptard... Feel sorry for them.

3/31/2009 1:18:52 AM

Godbuster

History lessons would obliterate your faith. Any lessons would though.

3/31/2009 1:32:29 AM

Godbuster

History lessons would obliterate your faith. Any lessons would though.

3/31/2009 1:32:49 AM

Dan Onymous

Hahahahaha! You've been pwned by the Catholics, n00b!

3/31/2009 2:03:00 AM

IanC

Catholic were the original Christianity... think that gives them a good reason to be offended when you call it a false religion.

Also i get the feeling that they didn't bash the rapture, just sensibly talked about it.

3/31/2009 2:10:34 AM

Clown

Catholics and Eastern Orthodox were and still ARE original Christian church.
[mad rant]Damn heretics, thinking they are better then everybody. We should burn them, burn them all![/mad rant]

3/31/2009 2:47:44 AM



"I donot know what to do. I cant be fighting with catholics twice a week.


Dear, oh dear. You modern christians have no staying power. In the good ol' days you'd be arguing with each other daily.

3/31/2009 2:51:29 AM

Tallyho

Holy Fucking Christian Wars!
I looked up the Christian Home Clan and sure enough there was a Christian Home (community) Clan on a Gamespot PSP site
His call for clan members here ---

http://au.gamespot.com/pages/forums/show_msgs.php?topic_id=26622353&page=0&prev_button=1

mildly amusing so I had a look around Gamespot PSP sites.

There is a whole weird world of weirdness there, but then I could never understand this whole online gaming thingy. The South Park episode about World Of Warcraft was brilliant though.

No wonder people like the OP are so tarded - they fill their heads with shite at RR and then go fill in the gaps with online games! Reality doesn't have a fucking look-in!

3/31/2009 3:44:05 AM



Catholic church is way older than any backwoods snakehandling polygamous american invention of a church.

3/31/2009 4:05:40 AM

Prager

I would have to say that the catholics have got this one.

3/31/2009 4:32:44 AM

Mister Spak

FUNDIE FIGHT!!!!

3/31/2009 5:02:52 AM
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