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[After 'Dr. Dino' Kent Hovind, young-earth creationist extraordinaire, the guy who doesn't need building permits because he only recognizes the sovereignty of God's kingdom, who claims the Smithsonian Institution killed people to make fake hominid fossils from, got arrested for burglary and assault, with three eyewitnesses and an admission to the crime]

Some athiest probably made the story up. I mean, there's nothing to prove that Mr. Hovind was arrested that could not have been forged, and why would he have done something like that?"

Susan, Christian Forums 10 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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HairlessMonkeyDK

\"--and why would he have done something like that?\"

Because he's clinically insane.

10/29/2006 9:20:55 AM

Timon

IT'S ONLY EVIDENCE WHEN WE SAY IT IS.

5/1/2009 5:48:08 AM

JohnTheAtheist

He makes a living from lying you douchebag.

Actually he MADE a living from lying, lol.

5/1/2009 6:16:54 AM

Renon

Because he's a lunatic.

6/22/2011 6:12:32 PM



Actually, that last part is rather valid. Why would a person, who manages to lie to people and make them give their money to him of their own "free" will, assault and burglarize someone?
Tired of lying? Wanting something more challenging? Insanity?

6/23/2011 12:08:31 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Progression?

6/23/2011 12:45:58 AM

Canadiest

"that could not have been forged"

Which just applies to EVERY paper trail of ANY kind.

What's your point? Fraudulent or untrue documents are usually exposed by the system. Especially Kents as all records proved he didn't pay taxes and claimed he didn't have to.

6/25/2011 8:02:49 AM

GigaGuess

Wait...

Waitwaitwaitwait...

So, some super secret cabal of scientists killing people just to fill their museums is totally plausible, but your Demigod committing a crime with witnesses and even his own admission is surely false, forged and persecution of the poor, poor dear.

Yup, you're a creationist, aren't you?

6/25/2011 9:28:24 AM

Anon-e-moose

[After 'Dr. Dino' Kent Hovind, young-earth creationist extraordinaire, the guy who doesn't need building permits because he only recognizes the sovereignty of God's kingdom, who claims the Smithsonian Institution killed people to make fake hominid fossils from, got arrested for burglary and assault, with three eyewitnesses and an admission to the crime]

Wait, wait... whoa there Nelly; hoooooold up there a secondamundo, kimosabe. You mean that Kentypoos here had gotten on the wrong side of the law before he got done by the IRS for Not Rendering Unto Caesar...?!

Well, bugger me with a fishfork - sideways! Just goes to show that you really do learn something every day. It certainly gives credence to recidivism statistics too.

"Some athiest probably made the story up. I mean, there's nothing to prove that Mr. Hovind was arrested that could not have been forged, and why would he have done something like that?"

Where were you when Scott Roeder's defence team needed you, Susan? [/sarcasm]

6/25/2011 11:51:06 AM

Crimson Lizard

Hovind could barbecue their children in front of them and they'd still defend him. Morons.

6/3/2012 10:34:48 AM
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