LIGHTGAFFER #fundie onlinebaptist.com

One thing that I really love and enjoy about our good old KJV Bible is the fact that it has all of the answers for any and every situation. So, on the authority of the word of God (we don't have to worry if it's politically correct or not), we can say (as Preachit said) give him the gospel, and a good and permanent dose of execution (pick your favorite, it mattereth not). Personally, I like the electric chair. Beef it up to 100,000 volts at 5,000 ampere capability. That comes out to 500 million watts of raw, brute power. 'Why so much?', you ask. Because everything that I design and build is loaded with 'overbuild'.

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