The fact is, not one bone of Christ has ever been discovered. And this fact only helps to support the belief that Christ rose again from the dead, thus proving His divinity.
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We've been unable to find any bones in your backyard, this proves that you are the worst serial killer in history. Go on, admit it! You killed them all didn't you?
Wow! I bet prosecution lawyers would love to have you on a jury.
Malicious Bloke
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2007-Aug-14 10:37 AM
thats like saying "they didnt find any fibre-optic cables when they excavated pompeii, so the romans must have had wireless broadband!"
Man that is just so funny why didn't I think of that ?
Ya know, we find mummified remains of simple sheep herders or witch doctors dating back thousands of years. We even find mummified remains of people's pets like dogs & I've even seen a horse once. Yet, somehow, the body of the so called "son of god" "alpha and omega" "savior of the universe" is never found. Not one bone. Even if he supposedly "ascended into heaven", wouldn't we have found atleast one artifact of jesus'? One prized possession of his, or his family's?
Sounds to me like this so called "son of god" was either not important enough to show future generations by somehow leaving ANY Earthly evidence or....he simply didn't exist.
A lot has been recorded from those times. We even have an idea of the climate from Egyptian grain harvests. But there's no record of enslaving thousands of the Children of Israel. It's already flawed, or lying.
Herod was real. But there's no record of him ordering the slaying of every male child under the age of 5. Pilate was real, but he doesn't say anything about executing a claimant to be king, with a following of thousands. No bones or grave site also means he probably never existed.
D.B. Cooper, mother fucker. I bet there's hundreds of famous and important people that we don't have the bones for, that are really dead, but, by your logic, have rose from the dead. What about Amelia Earhart (sp?)? The lost pilgrims of Roanoke? I could go on and on.
The remains of Henry Hudson have never been discovered. Are you going to use that to argue that Columbus rose from the dead?
The bones of most people who lived 2000 years ago haven't been discovered! Hudson lived a lot more recently than that. And even if we found Jesus' bones, how on earth would we be able to identify them as his?
The fact is, not one bone of Christ has ever been discovered. And this fact only helps to support the overwhelming fact that Jesus is nothing more than an amalgam of other prophets/'saviour'-figures of previous myths/legends, and that not a single shred of his physical being exists, therefore a 'Jesus' never existed.
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Really? Well here's your challenge
Since you expect Atheists to prove there is no God by catalouging the entire history and product of the Universe from Big Bang through all transistional fossils to today:
I'll give you an easy one.
Find all skeletons from 31-34 AD and identify them all.
Not nearly as difficult as what you expect from us.
I want that on my desk by the end of the year, should be loads of time for you to bullshit something else
One could say the same thing for Heracles, or Apollonius of Tyana, or Aeschylus, or Mithras or any of the other god-man cults that were thriving in the area at the time.
And before you say, "But Jesus was different. He performed documented miracles," well, prepare yourself for a shock.
"The fact is, not one bone of Christ has ever been discovered. And this fact only helps to support the belief that Christ rose again from the dead, thus proving His divinity"
Here is proof that the Invisible Pink Unicorn exists :
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Invisible Pink Unicorn: 1. 'Jesus' (and thus God): 0.
Which means this tin of Spaghetti with Meatballs in tomato sauce I'm holding, therefore proves...!
...see you on the other side of the Impenetrable Wall, when you cark it, 'Doc'. Enjoy your volcano erupting stale beer, and the factory producing strippers with gonhhoroea, crabs, and the clap. RAmen. >:D [/smartarse]
OR, as described in the book, “Another Roadside Attraction,” they DO have his bones, but they’re buried under the Vatican, in an area tended by blind nuns, because if word got out that he was real BUT he was mortal, it’d be a bit of a blow.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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