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#97982
HairlessMonkeyDK
I rebuke your insane babbling, in sanity's name!
Get the fuck off this planet!
10/29/2006 9:22:26 AM
#401368
GigaGuess
It's not slander when it's true, Babe. He's in jail. For lying. To the government.
2/7/2008 7:53:23 PM
#401391
anti-nonsense
It's not slander if it's true. And it's true. Kent lied to the government and he lies about being a "Dr" and he lies about all sorts of things.
2/7/2008 8:20:27 PM
#401393
TerriblyAmused
Susan, as in the same Susan who, thankfully much wiser than this quote would suggest, posts on here from time to time?
Anyway...
2/7/2008 8:21:41 PM
#593948
gargoyle1
Um, don't you have to lay your hands on him to perform an exorcism?
7/18/2008 2:55:18 PM
#595845
Bad Influence
... you done?
Did it work?
Now, what does that tell you? Go ahead, take your time.
7/20/2008 2:37:14 AM
#963687
Evilutionist
Seriously? You expect an exorcism posted to a message board for the insane to actually do anything? What if the guy never reads the post? Even if he does, is the demon just going to leave because some random insane person on the internet said to?
Really?
Also, slander demons?
5/31/2009 12:28:59 AM
#1316414
Quantum Mechanic
Susan ain't playing with a full deck.
7/29/2011 12:24:47 PM
#1334575
LordMu
You have GOT to be kidding.
9/21/2011 12:57:20 PM
#1418897
Quantum Mechanic
What a 'tard.
7/2/2012 8:42:47 AM
#1418904
Canadiest
He also lies in his creationist spokesman work.
He lies about scientific evidence,
he lies about the progress made by such,
he lies about Darwin, Hitler and Stalin,
he lies about a rising belief in creationism and disbelief in evolution in biological, archeology and cosmology fields,
he lies about Biblical knowledge for, well, damn near everything, he lies about his education and teaching career.
Boy lies a lot. Habitual liar.
7/2/2012 9:35:08 AM
#1418910
rw23
Rebuking a spirit of slander? You idiot, that isn't going to work! If the comment was published in an online forum then it's a spirit of libel you need to rebuke.
7/2/2012 10:30:54 AM
#1418921
The Duelist
I rebuke this stupid bitch in DARWIN'S Name!
GTF off of my planet!
7/2/2012 11:20:47 AM
#1429114
Quantum Mechanic
Jesus never existed.
7/29/2012 6:36:01 PM
#1494160
afs189
Pro Tip:
If you want people to take your ideas seriously, end your sentences with the phrase "In Jesus' name!"
Also, if you're trying to convince people of something hard to believe, end your sentences with the phrase "I tells ya!", as in, "That house is haunted, I tells ya!"
1/13/2013 10:08:53 PM
#1494204
Your spell did only half of the damage because a successful saving throw was made.
1/14/2013 3:25:32 AM
#1494387
Anon-e-moose
"Come out of him!"
(*Meanwhile in prison, Bubba has just come for the eleventeenth time in ol' Kentypoos' arsehole*):
Kent Hovind (a.k.a. 'Prison Bitch'): '...oh Jesus, please let that be the last time tonight!'
(*Sound of flesh hitting cell floor, as Kentypoos' rectum prolapses*)
Kent Hovind (in unimaginable pain): 'AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!111ONE1eleventyone1'
[/Mega-Schadenfreude] >:D
Moral: Pay your taxes. Ensures you stay free as a bird, and your anus maintains it's structural integrity. X3
(Google 'Kent Hovind Prison Bitch'. Oh, teh lulz to be had...!)
1/14/2013 9:06:12 AM
#1494861
Blarghonius
Sorry, dude. The Internet was made by evil librul science. Exorcisms do not work through it.
1/15/2013 6:14:17 PM
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