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[To another Christian who thinks Hovind is a chronic liar based on the evidence]
I rebuke this spirit of slander right now, in JESUS' Name!
Come out of him!
[9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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I rebuke your insane babbling, in sanity's name!
Get the fuck off this planet!
10/29/2006 9:22:26 AM
It's not slander when it's true, Babe. He's in jail. For lying. To the government.
2/7/2008 7:53:23 PM
It's not slander if it's true. And it's true. Kent lied to the government and he lies about being a "Dr" and he lies about all sorts of things.
2/7/2008 8:20:27 PM
Susan, as in the same Susan who, thankfully much wiser than this quote would suggest, posts on here from time to time?
2/7/2008 8:21:41 PM
Um, don't you have to lay your hands on him to perform an exorcism?
7/18/2008 2:55:18 PM
... you done?
Did it work?
Now, what does that tell you? Go ahead, take your time.
7/20/2008 2:37:14 AM
Seriously? You expect an exorcism posted to a message board for the insane to actually do anything? What if the guy never reads the post? Even if he does, is the demon just going to leave because some random insane person on the internet said to?
5/31/2009 12:28:59 AM
Susan ain't playing with a full deck.
7/29/2011 12:24:47 PM
You have GOT to be kidding.
9/21/2011 12:57:20 PM
What a 'tard.
7/2/2012 8:42:47 AM
He also lies in his creationist spokesman work.
He lies about scientific evidence,
he lies about the progress made by such,
he lies about Darwin, Hitler and Stalin,
he lies about a rising belief in creationism and disbelief in evolution in biological, archeology and cosmology fields,
he lies about Biblical knowledge for, well, damn near everything, he lies about his education and teaching career.
Boy lies a lot. Habitual liar.
7/2/2012 9:35:08 AM
Rebuking a spirit of slander? You idiot, that isn't going to work! If the comment was published in an online forum then it's a spirit of
you need to rebuke.
7/2/2012 10:30:54 AM
I rebuke this stupid bitch in DARWIN'S Name!
GTF off of my planet!
7/2/2012 11:20:47 AM
Jesus never existed.
7/29/2012 6:36:01 PM
If you want people to take your ideas seriously, end your sentences with the phrase "In Jesus' name!"
Also, if you're trying to convince people of something hard to believe, end your sentences with the phrase "I tells ya!", as in, "That house is haunted, I tells ya!"
1/13/2013 10:08:53 PM
Your spell did only half of the damage because a successful saving throw was made.
1/14/2013 3:25:32 AM
"Come out of him!"
Meanwhile in prison, Bubba has just come for the eleventeenth time in ol' Kentypoos' arsehole
Kent Hovind (a.k.a. 'Prison Bitch'): '...oh Jesus, please let that be the
Sound of flesh hitting cell floor, as Kentypoos' rectum prolapses
Kent Hovind (in unimaginable pain): 'AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!111ONE1eleventyone1'
Moral: Pay your taxes. Ensures you stay free as a bird, and your anus maintains it's structural integrity. X3
(Google 'Kent Hovind Prison Bitch'. Oh, teh lulz to be had...!)
1/14/2013 9:06:12 AM
Sorry, dude. The Internet was made by evil librul science. Exorcisms do not work through it.
1/15/2013 6:14:17 PM