[To another Christian who thinks Hovind is a chronic liar based on the evidence]
I rebuke this spirit of slander right now, in JESUS' Name!
Come out of him!
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Susan, as in the same Susan who, thankfully much wiser than this quote would suggest, posts on here from time to time?
Anyway...
Seriously? You expect an exorcism posted to a message board for the insane to actually do anything? What if the guy never reads the post? Even if he does, is the demon just going to leave because some random insane person on the internet said to?
Really?
Also, slander demons?
He also lies in his creationist spokesman work.
He lies about scientific evidence,
he lies about the progress made by such,
he lies about Darwin, Hitler and Stalin,
he lies about a rising belief in creationism and disbelief in evolution in biological, archeology and cosmology fields,
he lies about Biblical knowledge for, well, damn near everything, he lies about his education and teaching career.
Boy lies a lot. Habitual liar.
Pro Tip:
If you want people to take your ideas seriously, end your sentences with the phrase "In Jesus' name!"
Also, if you're trying to convince people of something hard to believe, end your sentences with the phrase "I tells ya!", as in, "That house is haunted, I tells ya!"
"Come out of him!"
(*Meanwhile in prison, Bubba has just come for the eleventeenth time in ol' Kentypoos' arsehole *):
Kent Hovind (a.k.a. 'Prison Bitch'): '...oh Jesus, please let that be the last time tonight!'
(*Sound of flesh hitting cell floor, as Kentypoos' rectum prolapses *)
Kent Hovind (in unimaginable pain): 'AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!111ONE1eleventyone1'
[/Mega-Schadenfreude ] >:D
Moral: Pay your taxes. Ensures you stay free as a bird, and your anus maintains it's structural integrity. X3
(Google 'Kent Hovind Prison Bitch'. Oh, teh lulz to be had...!)
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