Unrepentant heathens will be lit on fire for all eternity!!! They will have resurrected bodies that can never die. However, they will be on fire and burn in intense unimanginable pain and suffering!!! Screaming from the tops of their lungs for trillions and trillions of googles!!! Never, ever, not even for one (1) minute having rest from being on fire!!!... There are not long enough graphs to put the equation of eternal Suffering and pain on. Think of being in your garage and accidently having the gas can fall on you and spill all over you and your clothes. Then your nieghbor throws his cigarette over the fence and fffrrrooommmmm!!! You've just been lit on fire! You start screaming and yelling for help! Your eyes are burning with fire so you can't see, therefore you run into the outside wall of your house and fall down and just keep burning and screaming in pain!!! Well that would be a vacation to those who will burn in the lake of fire!!! What's my point? Even if the homoSEXuals, liars, ABORTIONists, and all haters of GOD, succede in their political whoredom, who do they really wind up burning in the end???????
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The idea of an eternal Hell is the single biggest problem I have with most branches of Christianity. Our sins are necessarily finite, since we do not have an infinite amount of time to commit them in, and yet somehow a just God feels that's worthy of infinite punishment. Purgatory actually made sense, because it's essentially God's jail - you did the crime, you do the time and then it's all good.
Yeah, but if we're on fire for eternity, wouldn't we eventually get used to it? I mean after a few thousand years it seems like the whole 'being covered in flames' thing would become more like a trivial annoyance than a horrible torment.
Do you realize how shallow it is to identify something as terrifying as Hell in merely physical terms?absent. Forever. Constant immolation in a cloud of burning magnesium dust would feel like a hangnail by comparison.
Of course, if you're only into religion for the opiate effects, then all you care about is what feels physically good or bad anyway, and you don't really need to look deeper than that. Pardon me for interrupting your moral masturbation.
Two things- sing along with me-
This wouldn't normally be bad enough for this macro, but given the context I couldn't resist:image
Oh, and question marks and exclamation marks come in ones. Very occasionally you can get away with two. You can't get away with three, especially not at the end of every sentence, and seven is right out.
Prove it.
Have a nice day.
Then leave it up to God to weed out the evil and punish.
You, your church, your religion and all the bullshit within stay out of mine and eveyone else' life.
...so, god expends more energy refurbishing and destroying sinners' immortal dead bodies than he does for healthy living people, and he wastes more time watching teh SEKS everywhere than saving poor lost souls.
"Think of being in your garage and accidently having the gas can fall on you and spill all over you and your clothes. Then your nieghbor throws his cigarette over the fence and fffrrrooommmmm!!! You've just been lit on fire! You start screaming and yelling for help! Your eyes are burning with fire so you can't see, therefore you run into the outside wall of your house and fall down and just keep burning and screaming in pain!!!"
Is it bad that I found this incredibly funny?
"Screaming from the tops of their lungs for trillions and trillions of googles!!!"
They have internet access in Hell? Sweet!gol ".)
unimanginable pain and suffering!!!
You're doing a pretty good job imagining it.
Screaming from the tops of their lungs for trillions and trillions of googles!!!
What? No AOL or Dogpile? HELL!
...Your eyes are burning with fire so you can't see, therefore you run into the outside wall of your house and fall down and just keep burning and screaming in pain!!! And the neighbors (Christians) are laughing at you. Then the daddy comes home and runs over your pet frog and you stub your toe, like REAL hard. Then you sneeze, and snot and boogers get on your clothes, and you find out your little sister has tattled on you earlier, and now you're REALLY going to get it. Then you're standing in line at the supermarket and there's a foreign customer in front that doesn't even speak English, and she has a CHECK!!! You're going to be there for more than a few googles, and no giggles at all. And your favorite show is cancelled and there's a test Friday. OH! The humanity!
The Christian view of hell is not that God sends you there for all eternity as a punishment, rather that the devil tortures you for all eternity because he hates you and you were not saved in order to go to Heaven. In the evangelical view, God will save you if you ask him to, and as long as you truly repent and follow him.
OK it's still bullshit, but having had evangelical indoctrination done to me, I can confirm that this is the one true bullshit ... as supposed to all the untrue bullshit out there...
Confused?
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