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Exactly. They can take their facts and stick them where the sun don't shine. I'm with you and the Heartland Institute.

(I love the Heartland Institute, especially the way they haven't been bullied into believing the lies about tobacco causing cancer)

Hugh, New Scientist 23 Comments [4/14/2009 12:13:21 PM]
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Kitourahime

Yeah! And the cemetary can take their facts and shove them up there, too! We shan't be bullied into believing the lies about life ending in death!

4/13/2009 5:52:00 PM

Lucilius

Hey Hugh, I hear that .357 slugs don't cause brain damage either, and that firing them into your head is not only safe but really fun. Anyone who says otherwise is only spouting gun control lies. You should prove them wrong, preferably on live national TV.

4/14/2009 1:38:21 PM

JohnTheAtheist

Yes, why go with facts when we can just make shit up that supports our delusions much better.

Good plan, asshat.

4/14/2009 1:49:33 PM

aaa

I see you can't handle the truth.

4/14/2009 10:22:53 PM

Ryuk11

My aunt died of lung cancer from smoking, you fucktard.

4/15/2009 12:25:33 AM

shykid

I lost two grandparents to smoking-related lung cancer, you twit. If you love tobacco so much, go pleasure yourself anally with a stogie instead of being astroturf bait on the Internet.

Also go smoke a pack a day--no, make that a carton since cigarettes are "safe" according to you--and let's talk in about twenty years. We'll see if you've changed your attitude--well, that is, provided that you're still alive.

4/15/2009 6:58:20 AM

Shann

Please, for the love of all that is good and decent, be a Poe. Please.

4/15/2009 7:13:20 AM



"they haven't been bullied into believing the lies about tobacco causing cancer"

You are absolutely right, it doesn't...till you smoke it!

4/15/2009 8:51:03 AM



Go ahead, light up!
Ah, natural selection at work.

4/15/2009 12:49:21 PM



Google up a picture of a lung that's been blackened and destroyed by cigarette smoking compared to a healthy one, and then tell us again about the "lies", genius.

4/15/2009 12:57:50 PM

WMDKitty

It's not the tobacco -- it's the crap they add to it. Smoke, however, isn't really *good* for your lungs, and I can see where that damage could add up and contribute to the formation of cancerous cells.


...I wonder...

...can you put tobacco in a vaporizer?

4/15/2009 3:43:12 PM



I'm still not entirely sure why anyone would create such a lie. I mean what reason could there possibly be to do that? Its not like these doctors saying that it kills you have a competing product or something.

4/16/2009 1:20:47 PM

OccRazor

Never let the facts stand in your way!

Reality sucks. Hallucinations and delusions are SO much more comforting! Christianity is one of the most comforting myths around.

If you can get past all the wholesale violence, killing of women and children, rape, offering up one's young tender daughters to a mob, subjugation of women, and condemnation of people in the bible.

4/16/2009 2:26:54 PM

Zoo

Oh, I'm with you all the way! Let's ALL ignore facts in favor of whatever lie we prefer!

4/16/2009 7:08:19 PM

Ricki

ahhh, the joys of the ignorant. no smoking is not healthy but it is your choice. As a smoker I only have 1 request, since you are gouging smokers on taxes particularly for kids health insurance that all of you self righteous anti smokers either stfu and get off the smokers ass, or you pay the tax increases you will get if smokers do quit

4/17/2009 1:12:26 PM

Norse Pagan

How many non-smokers, with non-smoking parents and non-smoking friends, have contracted lung cancer? I have not even tested smoking, but my daddy smokes, so I was a passive smoker during my childhood years.

But, living causes death. You are going to die from something. However, I'd rather not live out my last years fighting for every breath. I want to die in my sleep at 98 of heart attack or stroke, or some other quick disease.

4/17/2009 1:33:19 PM

Table Rock

Complete idiots. That's like saying fire doesn't cause burning.

4/17/2009 1:42:03 PM



The old adage of "everybody is wrong except me"

4/20/2009 2:12:30 AM

onoma

i smoke occasionally, but i'm not under any delusion that they're healthy (denial, maybe, but not delusion).

@wmdkitty, i don't see why it wouldn't work, but why waste a vaporizer on tobacco?

4/20/2009 11:29:29 AM

Syb

The process of burning tobacco releases quite a lot of things that are carcinogenic even before you get in to the additives, although the additives are also bad. And even if you don't burn it, there are nitrosamines present even in things like snus. Less than in cigarettes, but "less fatal than shooting yourself in the head" is not an advertisement for drunk driving, you know?

4/28/2009 5:27:58 PM

logx

as far as I'm concerned, HI just doesn't accept smoking restrictions based on "secondhand smoking" researches.

8/29/2009 9:16:48 AM

FSMpirate

I smoke because I DON'T want to be here forever. Too many dumb-asses.

5/10/2010 10:47:12 AM

anti-nonsense

My maternal grandfather died of lung cancer due to smoking, and my paternal grandmother has COPD due to smoking, don't tell me that smoking isn't toxic.

I can't believe there are still *idiots* that believe this bullshit, even the tobacco companies have pretty much given up trying to claim that smoking doesn't cause cancer and heart disease.

5/15/2010 1:57:11 AM
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