I'll take Facts that blow Fund minds for $400.
"Name the nation who's founders were mostly made up of members of the Freemanson movement."
What is the United States of America?
4/14/2009 12:38:18 PM
I just love how a businessmens drinking club is turned into this vast conspiracy engine.
How about the Loyal Order of Moose?, YMCA, YWCA, Chamber of Commerce, Independent Order of Odd Fellows,Order of Knights of Pythias, Secret Society of Happy People, and Intellectuals Anonymous to name just a few? Are they all part of conspiracies too?
4/14/2009 12:45:19 PM
I have it on impeccable authority that the Toastmasters organization was actually set up with the secret goal to, on some undisclosed future date, talk the entire human race to death! They will, of course, totally deny this.
4/14/2009 1:23:09 PM
The only Masons I've ever seen are the Shriners, riding around with little cars and wearing fezzes.
I don't know. I thinks it's too late to stop their tiny, slow moving trek towards world domination
4/14/2009 1:31:04 PM
They do have a cool secret handshake though.
4/14/2009 1:51:22 PM
So the Masons run a conspiracy theorist wesbsite?
4/14/2009 3:28:42 PM
The real bitch is that the Freemasons have run out of conspiracies to take over the world and control the populace.
They created Above Top Secret in order to attract whackjob conspiracy theorists from around the world. They will take the conspiracy theorist's unfounded ideas and use them as plans for future world domination. Every year the top 5 conspiracy theories are reviewed by a trilateral commission of judges and one will be declared conspiracy of the year.
The winning conspiracy theorist wins a lifetime trip to a secret holding facility in an undisclosed location in the Bermuda Triangle and gets to see his conspiracy enacted on an unsuspecting public.
4/14/2009 8:24:18 PM
4/14/2009 10:13:57 PM
Man, everybody knows it's the Royal Antediluvian Order of Buffaloes that's taking over the world.
Meanwhile, Eric seems to be more paranoid than ATS ... that's some achievement, right there.
4/15/2009 1:05:08 AM
ATS run by Freemasons? That's just what they want you to believe...
4/15/2009 2:00:15 AM
When you're so paranoid that you are convinced that the paranoids around you are conspiring against you. Eric would be fun to play with IRL.
4/15/2009 9:41:01 AM
::eyeroll:: ::sigh:: ::headshake::
4/15/2009 3:39:16 PM
FREE MASONS STOLE MY NEWSPAPER!
4/17/2009 8:07:38 PM
If..if it's secret...why do you know it exists?
4/18/2009 12:26:12 AM
As a Freemason myself, I know that I personally find these conspiracy theories rather entertaining. I've met other brethren who feel much the same way.
I mean, the second best thing to actually ruling the world is having everyone else THINK you do!
4/21/2009 8:34:27 PM
How did a Judeo-Christian fraternity for older upper-middle-class men get this image as a world-dominating secret society (that everyone knows about, mind you) ruled by nefarious super-villains?
I mean, seriously, wtf?
4/27/2009 5:29:54 AM