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It's kinda hard to indoctrinate a 10 year old. I came to Christ on my own after hearing the Gospel.

FloatingAxe, Christian Forums 57 Comments [4/14/2009 1:41:25 PM]
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#939554
Random Man

No, it's not. Actually it is quite easy.

4/14/2009 1:43:06 PM
#939555
wackadoodle

"Hey want some candy?"
"Yeah!"
"Well its in that church!"

10 year old indoctrinated.

4/14/2009 1:43:10 PM
#939558


Indoctrinate: another word fundies don't know the meaning of.

4/14/2009 1:43:46 PM
#939561
JohnTheAtheist

The church has been practicing for 1000's of years the art of indoctrinating 10 year olds. How about we create a monster as scary as possible to a 10 year old, make him all red with horns living in a place full of fire, and tell the children that if they don't love Jesus and give him 10% of all the money they ever make that they will spend eternity in that hotplace.

Nah, they would never buy it.

4/14/2009 1:47:03 PM
#939567
dpareja

FA, you're a twat. I'm still not quite over the brainwashing.

4/14/2009 1:53:28 PM
#939568
Clown

Let's see. When you are between two and six years old, you learn that fire burns and hurts. You learn about authority, and punishment and reward. After your cute pet or dear grandma died, you've started to fear death. You also somehow happen to like candy and lack most of the knowledge of how the real world functions (lightning, rain, money etc...) Raise that knowledge (and lack of thereof) on the n-th degree and what do you get?
Answer: Most of the world religions.

4/14/2009 1:56:54 PM
#939574
Mrs. Antichrist

It's easy to indoctrinate people of all ages.

4/14/2009 2:08:24 PM
#939577
EvoPagan

So how come you're all the time trying to give our kids bibles and tracts and make them pray in school? Why do you send your own kids to Jesus camps? Huh? Huh???

4/14/2009 2:17:47 PM
#939589
HoJuSimpson

Oh, ok, it's only easy to indoctrinate a 10 year old when it's them evil gays or atheists, amirite

4/14/2009 2:38:23 PM
#939593
IanC

Oh i don't know, the 12 year old "ex-gay" that One News Now (or whatever they are called) are trying to turn into a martyr for their cause seemed to be pretty indoctrinated to me.

4/14/2009 2:44:02 PM
#939594
Table Rock

Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Monster in the Closet, The Boogeyman...

Not a big deal to add another imaginary friend to the list.

4/14/2009 2:44:15 PM
#939595
Amanda

No it's not. 10 year olds can be pretty stupid. Especially when they trust what adults tell them.

4/14/2009 2:44:39 PM
#939600
Kris

I've got you beat, kiddo! I accepted Jesus as my savior when I was FIVE YEARS OLD. Ha!

Well, and then summarily dismissed him as myth 12 years later, when I had slightly more reasoning faculties and able to sort what my parents taught me from what I read in the news and from scientific (and yes, even humorous) literature.

4/14/2009 2:49:03 PM
#939601


===the 12 year old "ex-gay" that One News Now===

Oh for--what?! saddest thing I've heard all week. Poor fucking kid.

4/14/2009 2:51:04 PM
#939603
Papabear

Oh, STFU. It is not at all difficult to indoctrinate a child. That's what Sunday school is all about.

4/14/2009 2:52:12 PM
#939608
Laughing Man

Not really a fundie statement but an ignorant one.

4/14/2009 2:56:47 PM
#939610
Mudak

Does this mean you're going to give up on trying to indoctrinate them? If so, then maybe we've got a good start...

4/14/2009 2:58:41 PM
#939614
Osiris

And hearing the Gospel and hearing the Gospel and hearing the Gospel and being protected from any outside belief and hearing the Gospel...

4/14/2009 3:00:41 PM
#939623
Doctor Whom

It's kinda hard to indoctrinate a 10 year old.

In other breaking news, rain is dry and falls up.

4/14/2009 3:08:39 PM
#939641
Dio Fa

That is why the Catholics go after the 7 year olds. It's easier.

4/14/2009 3:44:52 PM
#939645
Old Viking

Christianity invented the indoctrination of children.

4/14/2009 3:53:58 PM
#939647
Nowonmai

It's really quite easy.

4/14/2009 3:57:33 PM
#939664
Illuminatalie

It's kinda hard to indoctrinate a 10 year old.
Only if you don't know what you're doing.

I came to Christ on my own after hearing the Gospel.
How come I never get to hear voices?

4/14/2009 4:17:05 PM
#939668
freako104

Does that mean you won't complain about atheists, Muslims, Pagans and others indoctrinating kids?

4/14/2009 4:28:52 PM
#939673
Blackvoice

My little brother still believes infomertials. So there.

4/14/2009 4:41:07 PM
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