And, if birds evolved from dinosaurs, how do you explain flying insect, flying mammals?
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flying insects presumably evolved from non-flying insects. Flying mammals evolved from non-flying mammals.
What's your point, mothafucka?
Insects evolved from nanites which fell into the primordial soup.
Everybody else evolved from Muddy Mudskipper, who exited the primordial soup to get away from the cyborg nanites.
Tiny, nubbly, miniature wing-like projections are extremely useful for propelling oneself across the surface of water (if one happens to be a water-walking insect). From there, it's a just a matter of growing bigger.
"And, if birds evolved from dinosaurs, how do you explain flying insect, flying mammals?"
Non-sequiturs for Jebus, much? If Michael Nesmith was a pop star, how do you explain Ex-Lax?
@vaguelyhumanoid
"Also, it should be ex libris, not libres.
From the Liberty?
The hell?"
'Liberate tutame ex inferis'
[/Event Horizon]
Dammit! They're onto us! I knew we should have had the birds patent flight!
Also, the direct ancestor of insects are annelids. Worms.
Sweet candy Jesus. This is just too easy.
Just... Wow.
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@J. James
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