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Not so many years ago, I felt sexually assaulted by every sensually dressed woman I saw. I wasn’t particularly defeated by it but it was a continual, wearying battle. There is sure to have been a natural element to this. It is God’s intention that women flout their bodies solely within the confines of holy matrimony. If only more Christian women would let God remove carnality from their lives!

Grantley Morris, Spiritual Warfare - Turning Spiritual Attack into Victory 87 Comments [4/21/2009 4:19:30 AM]
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Doctor Whom

Not so many years ago, I felt sexually assaulted by every sensually dressed woman I saw.

As an evil atheist with no morals, I've learned something called self-control.

There is sure to have been a natural element to this.

There is. It's called the sex drive.

It is God’s intention that women flout [sic] their bodies solely within the confines of holy matrimony.

Then the Intelligent Designer should have been more careful about intelligently designing our sex drives. Am I the only one who thinks that the Intelligent Designer and the Divine Lawgiver worked in different parts of the building and never spoke to each other?

4/21/2009 4:27:08 AM

Illuminatalie

Ugh - what a weirdo. Hope you don't live down my street or interact with anyone I know. I get the feeling you're dying to jump on top of every single person you see and start humping.

It is God’s intention to make you a warning to the rest of us, in case we let you brainwashed unstable idiots get too much power.

4/21/2009 4:33:07 AM

Fracas

JUST MASTURBATE ALREADY!!!

4/21/2009 4:35:30 AM

atheist crusader

WTF! hey if seeing sexy ladies dressed to impress us men is sexual assault maybe you should move to saudi where all women dress the same. As for us normal red blooded men good news its nearly summer. and we all know what that means! HOT BIRDS IN BIKINIS. YAY lets here it for lady flesh!!

4/21/2009 4:37:30 AM

aaa

Lad, you should get laid. I know this great brothel in japan...

4/21/2009 4:40:01 AM

Tracer bullet

You know, this gent problems can be solved with any of those two words:

- Seek help
- Get laid
- pleasure yourself
- STOP LOOKING

4/21/2009 4:50:41 AM



(Doctor Whom)
"Am I the only one who thinks that the Intelligent Designer and the Divine Lawgiver worked in different parts of the building and never spoke to each other?"


Nope, definitely not.

4/21/2009 4:53:31 AM

picklemonster

Victory!!!!

4/21/2009 4:57:49 AM

stoat100

Elsewhere in the page the author points to his idea of divine morality: the slaughter of 22,000 men women and children!

4/21/2009 4:58:59 AM

MK

"Am I the only one who thinks that the Intelligent Designer and the Divine Lawgiver worked in different parts of the building and never spoke to each other? "

And Jesus was kept at a desk near the boiler until he was called up for a "promotion."

4/21/2009 5:00:41 AM

Swedish Pagan

Poor you, so easily distracted and your imaginary friend says no-no. I intent to dress however I want, wether I'm married or not. If anybody doesn't like it, he or she can look the other way.

We would be VERY thankful if more older and obese men would flaunt their bodies solely within the confines of holy matrimony (if that means they won't flaunt them in puplic). But from the very opposite of sexual arousal.

By the way, how did you stop getting sexually asaulted? Women dress the same way still, don't they. And by the way, if you like covered up women - move to Afganistan and become a Taliban, they are also fundies.

4/21/2009 5:06:10 AM


Burkas for Jesus!

4/21/2009 5:09:54 AM

Table Rock

Dude, seek psychiatric help. If going to the beach in the summer makes you feel like you're being gang-raped by women, then you have serious issues.

4/21/2009 5:12:47 AM

Selkie

So look away if you don't like it...but you really do like looking, don't you?

4/21/2009 5:15:28 AM



It were your stupid hormones, man. The world exists thanks to that. So, confine your stupid mind to the holy matrimony, and you'll see how it works.

4/21/2009 5:17:10 AM



poor lad. what he needs is to move to Russia, and sign up with the Russian army, and do a stint in Chechnya.


if theres one thing that history has taught us, nothing gets off a sweaty, horny, mega repressed Christian like cruelty, sadism, and bizzare sexual torture of helpless captives under the guise of justice.




im telling you man, Chechnya would be like candyland for you.

read about it here, try not to splooge all over your keyboard.

http://russian-genocide-over-chechen-people.blogspot.com/

4/21/2009 5:24:24 AM

D Laurier.

Grantley needs to get laid. Unfortunately most hookers will automaticaly triple their rates for people like him.
As for the rest of the male gender.... We manage just fine in the real world

4/21/2009 5:32:07 AM

Captain Britannica

a) wank more and b) learn what 'flout' means.

4/21/2009 5:36:10 AM

Tearlich

"If only more Christian women would let God remove carnality from their lives!"

Let us Hope so. Then you assholes will go the way of the Dodo!
Must be scared of Getting A Hard on.

4/21/2009 6:08:13 AM

Blackvoice

If only more Christian women would let God remove carnality from their lives!

That sounds bloody.

4/21/2009 6:10:09 AM

whiskey tango foxtrot

Seek professional help before you snap. Note the church or any type of spiritual adviser does not count.

4/21/2009 6:23:32 AM

sanity

SHE'S SEXUALLY ASSAULTING ME!



4/21/2009 6:24:44 AM

Grigori Yefimovich

Look, Grantley, just fucking marry David J. Stewart already. Then you'll both be happy.

4/21/2009 6:27:05 AM

JohnTheAtheist

So god gives you these urges and then commands you not to do anything about it?

Seriously, does that make any fucking sense?

4/21/2009 6:30:53 AM

EvoPagan

On behalf of everyone who has actually been the victim of a real sexual assault, please go fuck yourself with a cactus.

4/21/2009 6:33:02 AM
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