Not so many years ago, I felt sexually assaulted by every sensually dressed woman I saw. I wasn’t particularly defeated by it but it was a continual, wearying battle. There is sure to have been a natural element to this. It is God’s intention that women flout their bodies solely within the confines of holy matrimony. If only more Christian women would let God remove carnality from their lives!
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Not so many years ago, I felt sexually assaulted by every sensually dressed woman I saw.
As an evil atheist with no morals, I've learned something called self-control.
There is sure to have been a natural element to this.
There is. It's called the sex drive.
It is God’s intention that women flout [sic] their bodies solely within the confines of holy matrimony.
Then the Intelligent Designer should have been more careful about intelligently designing our sex drives. Am I the only one who thinks that the Intelligent Designer and the Divine Lawgiver worked in different parts of the building and never spoke to each other?
Ugh - what a weirdo. Hope you don't live down my street or interact with anyone I know. I get the feeling you're dying to jump on top of every single person you see and start humping.
It is God’s intention to make you a warning to the rest of us, in case we let you brainwashed unstable idiots get too much power.
You know, this gent problems can be solved with any of those two words:
- Seek help
- Get laid
- pleasure yourself
- STOP LOOKING
"Am I the only one who thinks that the Intelligent Designer and the Divine Lawgiver worked in different parts of the building and never spoke to each other? "
And Jesus was kept at a desk near the boiler until he was called up for a "promotion."
Poor you, so easily distracted and your imaginary friend says no-no. I intent to dress however I want, wether I'm married or not. If anybody doesn't like it, he or she can look the other way.
We would be VERY thankful if more older and obese men would flaunt their bodies solely within the confines of holy matrimony (if that means they won't flaunt them in puplic). But from the very opposite of sexual arousal.
By the way, how did you stop getting sexually asaulted? Women dress the same way still, don't they. And by the way, if you like covered up women - move to Afganistan and become a Taliban, they are also fundies.
It were your stupid hormones, man. The world exists thanks to that. So, confine your stupid mind to the holy matrimony, and you'll see how it works.
poor lad. what he needs is to move to Russia, and sign up with the Russian army, and do a stint in Chechnya.
if theres one thing that history has taught us, nothing gets off a sweaty, horny, mega repressed Christian like cruelty, sadism, and bizzare sexual torture of helpless captives under the guise of justice.
im telling you man, Chechnya would be like candyland for you.
read about it here, try not to splooge all over your keyboard.
http://russian-genocide-over-chechen-people.blogspot.com/
So god gives you these urges and then commands you not to do anything about it?
Seriously, does that make any fucking sense?
You need to learn what sexual assault means, you fucking idiot. It's no joke. It's not sexual harrasment, or feeling a bit uncomfortable. It's violent. It's "bad touch" territory. Don't pretend to be a victim of a crime you know fuck all about. Here is the definition I found:
Sexual assault: a statutory offense that provides that it is a crime to knowingly cause another person to engage in an unwanted sexual act by force or threat. Most states have replaced the common law definition of rape with statutes defining sexual assault.
Not so many years ago, I felt sexually assaulted by every sensually dressed woman I saw
Tough fuck. As I have said time and time before, you don't have the right to not be offended. If you cannot deal with that then I suggest you find a nice secluded spot far away from civilization and live the rest of your life as a shut in.
I felt sexually assaulted by every sensually dressed woman I saw.
Does it piss anyone else off he dares compare himself to rape victims, when he --unable to sexually control himself--is the type to commit rape! And blame the woman!
Matthew 18:9 And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out ...
Come on, Grantley, man up and do what your Lard and Slaver commands.
"Not so many years ago, I felt sexually assaulted by every sensually dressed woman I saw. I wasn’t particularly defeated by it but it was a continual, wearying battle."
Yeah, watching Fox "news" will do that. Those huzzies wear skirts so short you can count the pubes sticking out of their panties. The temptation!
"There is sure to have been a natural element to this. It is God’s intention that women flout their bodies solely within the confines of holy matrimony."
Yeah. That's just what the Taliban says!
"If only more Christian women would let God remove carnality from their lives!"
And while he's removing the carnality, could he, like, give them bigger breasts and awesome butts at the same time? That would be cool.
draco_nite said: "$50 says that he's gay."
Well, he did imply that he no longer feels assaulted by sensually dressed women. And last time I checked women are not showing any less skin. So apparently he did finally figure out which team he should play on.
Thee hath missed the point. It's all part of the same self-replication and survival program that evolved,...err developed from first primordial self-replicating RNA chains. And a fine work it is, if I can say it myself.
"I felt sexually assaulted by every sensually dressed woman I saw. I wasn’t particularly defeated by it but it was a continual, wearying battle."
Tell you what act on something here little girl want some candy?, look at this, or I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
I am sure the legal system will find a place for you that will remake sensually dressed women the least of your issues.
How come it's womens' problem that you can't deal with human flesh. When I see a half naked man I either think "niiiice" or "not for me, thank you" and then I go on with my life. No wearying battle, no defeat, just a quick thought, and that's it.
You ought to let God remove the carnality from your life, whatever it is, if it's bothering you so.
"I felt sexually assaulted by every sensually dressed woman I saw."
Nothing much to say but, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Uh, you can't "assault" someone just by "dressing sensually".
Why do I suspect that "dressing sensually" really means, OMG I SAW A FLASH OF ANKLE!!!!1!
ETA: As a survivor of DV (which included sexual assault on a regular basis), FUCK YOU WITH A RUSTY CHAINSAW WRAPPED IN BARBED WIRE!
And yet, even as Grantley Morris pens his personal lamentation, he is spanking it.
Spank, Grantley! SPANK LIKE THE WIND!
"Not so many years ago, I felt sexually assaulted by every sensually dressed woman I saw."
When most of the women you drool over have []actually been sexually assaulted and/or raped, that rings very hollowly.
To David,
I respect you so much and yet I have to rebuke you by your thoughts towards women! I believe Jesus is the Son of God who IS God and I know I am a sinner who only trust in Jesus....imputed.... righteousness!! His Blood...cleanses..ME! The thing is I wear PANTS! Are you going to judge me for that and attack my character? Do you know my intentions and thoughts? Well here they are! I wear pants for my own comfort and not to flaunt! Thank you very much! In your mind you call it a sin and you quote on quote, "felt sexually assaulted by every sensually dressed woman". Please don’t blame women for dressing the way they want and if you feel "assaulted" then just shut your EYES! You don't have to look! What about men who dress sensually? Am I going to condemn them? It's not just women. You really should not make women out to be the EVIL ONES because as far as I know MEN ARE FAR FROM PERFECT TO! Just because EVE got deceived you should not generalize all woman out to be deceivers and always wrong and make women to be know nothing fools! How come when a woman commits a sin (like you said "we are all sinners") men shun and judge her but a man sins a woman don’t look down upon them because here is a clue DAVID... Women are quicker to forgive! And I thought you said we are all sinners? I agree. Then shouldn't we be quick to forgive? Men and women are BOTH SINFUL! Men use to and sadly today still throw stones for women who commit adultery....but what about the man? He gets no penalty and no judgement! Get my point?
Sincerely with LOVE,
a woman with faith!
@ Natalie
<<thunderous applause>>
Lots of comments from people who completely missed the point of the article. We do not wrestle with flesh and blood, so this battle is spiritual. Regardless of what the temptation is, we have all experienced the attack on our will once we decided to change an area of our lives. It is in this sense that we feel assaulted in the spiritual realm, and sometimes those attacks are made available by otherwise innocent persons simply putting on clothes that make them feel attractive.
Confused?
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