The verchi chip, is it the mark of the beat it says that you must get it on may 12 or you cant buy or sell?
well it sounds like it to me, what will god do with the people who dont accept will they be tortured or hung or beheaded or will god let them die peacfully and live forever in heaven?
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mark of the beat
Like Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch? Whatever happened to them. (No, don't tell me).
well it sounds like it to me, what will god do with the people who dont accept will they be tortured or hung or beheaded or will god let them die peacfully and live forever in heaven?
Not sure how this is fundy. It doesn't make sense enough to be fundy.
"The verchi chip, is it the mark of the beat it says that you must get it on may 12 or you cant buy or sell?"
The fuck are you talking about? You're letting your delusions seep into your reality again, aren't you?
"well it sounds like it to me, what will god do with the people who dont accept will they be tortured or hung or beheaded or will god let them die peacfully and live forever in heaven?"
Yeah, sure. Sounds good.
Now, back to your padded cell with you.
The verchi chip, is it the mark of the beat
It's "The Verichip: is it the mark of the beast..." - He's nine words in and already almost unintelligible. I'm not big on Internet grammar, but sheesh, this guy's post is almost gibberish.
a. tortured
b. hung
c. beheaded
d. die peacefully and live in heaven
e. all of the above
Hmmmm... well, if your Jesus is any indication, I'd say "all of the above", but how can you die peacefully and then live anyway? That makes no sense. As for the rest of your post... *sigh* [shakes head]
What the hell, now I want to start a band called "The Mark of the Beat."
Also, who the hell is getting chips in their right hands or foreheads? Please. Everyone knows you get it in the butt.
Ah, the Verichip conspiracy theory from Zeitgeist rears its ugly head again.
The problem is that the date mentioned is May 12, 2008 .
So, unless someone's built a time machine, I don't think there's much crediblity to this crap.
A google search of "verchi" showed this Yahoo! Answer, and this FSTDT page, as the top hits.
It took me a while to figure out that he's talking about the VeriChip .
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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