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Quote# 61678

That's the beauty of Heaven... we can leave our brains behind.

Lainy68, Rapture Ready 255 Comments [4/23/2009 1:30:46 PM]
Fundie Index: 344
Submitted By: Gebusi
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#945209
Dan Onymous

Awesome find!

4/24/2009 2:13:02 AM
#945230
MysticalChicken

Well, you've already gotten a head start on that.

4/24/2009 2:56:23 AM
#945242
Metatron

No matter, they're not using the fucking things anyway.

4/24/2009 3:14:18 AM
#945245
EvoPagan

Their idea of heaven is suspiciously close to the Celtic afterlife...feasting, probably hunting and warring for those who desire it...

4/24/2009 3:31:39 AM
#945252
Lou

Holy shit.

4/24/2009 3:55:05 AM
#945268
Gah

ROFL.

Best fundie quote ever.

4/24/2009 4:38:01 AM
#945276
Mister Spak

If your brain offend thee, cut it off.

4/24/2009 4:47:24 AM
#945286
Thundersqueaks


4/24/2009 5:21:06 AM
#945289
Whitleylad

Fantastic

4/24/2009 5:30:09 AM
#945316
night

Best quote ever, hands down.

4/24/2009 6:31:00 AM
#945318
Navelgazer

*spit take*

Argh...I should know better than to read these while drinking coffee....another monitor ruined!!!

4/24/2009 6:33:40 AM
#945328
Atheismo

WTF are we gonna do with all their under-developed or atrophied brains?

Take them shits with ya, ya freaks! Don't litter up the place just 'cause your leaving.

4/24/2009 6:44:03 AM
#945356
Tiny Jeebus

Slow down, there, emptyskull. You ain't in Heaven yet!

4/24/2009 7:40:50 AM
#945366
Old Scrotum

@ Hotspur, I couldn't read the whole thread, just enough to scare me into the realization that these idiots are out there..........,somewhere.........on the loose.....

4/24/2009 7:52:45 AM
#945384
Wow

My god, this is the Holy Grail of fstdt quotes! Like in king Arthur, when Galahad found the grail. And when the knights sipped from it it surpassed all other pleasures. Sure was worth it tough.

4/24/2009 8:34:42 AM
#945387
draco_nite

The best part about drugs too. HMMMMMMMMMMMMM...

4/24/2009 8:43:49 AM
#945389
Swedish Pagan

Don't you leave everything behind? And your brains ought to be in a rather mint condition, as they are so little used. Too bad we can't transplant brains. But who would want this kind of brains anyway?

4/24/2009 8:45:18 AM
#945391
simply not edible

Oh, hell yeah!

4/24/2009 8:45:47 AM
#945430
Selkie

Can't argue with this one!

4/24/2009 10:31:16 AM
#945438
Brenz

Ladies and gentlemen, the RaptureReady experiment has come to fruition. This concludes our study; you may now fall to the floor laughing.

4/24/2009 10:42:01 AM
#945444
Skyknight

For those of you who haven't performed thread reconnaissance, this is what she was replying to:

"What does it have to do with Satisfaction or Fuctionality in the Brain?

I admire your questions, but it is asking too much.

Sounds like you want a Scientifical answer to go along with Scripture.

Why can't we just leave it for what it is?"

I think she means that in Heaven, there will be no need for reasoning--everything true will be utterly obvious.

{sigh} So why does she think God imbued humans with the ability to reason, again? Or does she consider that a curse of the fruit of the Tree of Moral Knowledge?

4/24/2009 11:00:41 AM
#945454
gotpwnt

I didn't even know you twats had brains to start with...

4/24/2009 11:40:32 AM
#945465
Holey

The rest of the thread is just as lulzy as this.

4/24/2009 12:03:34 PM
#945470
Jezebel's Evil Sister

Thanks for nothing.

Couldn't you leave behind a nice car or a house or something ... anything ... of value?

4/24/2009 12:15:26 PM
#945511
ND

Some of them already have.

Fundies in a nutshell.

4/24/2009 1:45:36 PM
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