Is it bad that my mouth was starting to gape while reading this? Seriously, homosexuals are the ones being targeted and persecuted? I'll believe it when I see a purple cow flying in the sky without the assistance of a plane nor any other mechanically operated flying object. This is just ridiculous!
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@ From what I've seen fundies strongly desire to not have any brain in actual day-to-day life (they wish they had anencephaly I bet but then they couldn't wish...).
On the fact of the topic, don't they believe the rapture after all? Just another step and this one may realize how ridiculous and harmful his/her own views are.
Also, what is it with fundies vs gays? Why not fundies vs shrimp eaters? I'd love to read some anti shrimp quotes.
Well, you do believe in a cosmic space daddy, a snake that talked a naked woman into eating an apple, and a guy who was born of a virgin and somehow survived his own execution. By comparison, a flying purple cow is downright plausible.
" Seriously, homosexuals are the ones being targeted and persecuted?"
We just passed Prop 8 banning homosexuals from getting married. If that's not persecution, I don't know what is.
heart, you are ridiculous. RR is infested with self-centered, egotistical raving mad lunatics. You and your pals need professional help. Hell no you guys aren't persecuted. Sounds like you want to be persecuted so you can enjoy a little S&M.
These fundies haven't the gonads to come here to "witness." They always say I'll pray for him/her/them and think that's enough. How about feeding those that are down on their luck? NO! We will give them light and truth and that's plenty.
"I'll believe it when I see a purple cow flying in the sky without the assistance of a plane nor any other mechanically operated flying object."
I just think it's funny that she actually added a clause about the conditions under which the purple cow must be flying.
Ah, but see, when it's gay people, it doesn't count as "persecution" if they're harassed, beaten, fired from their jobs, denied housing, denied custody of their own biological children, and far worse. After all, they could always just stop being gay, right? And if they still get fired, harassed, etc, on the basis of the *suspicion* of being gay, well, they just aren't acting heterosexual enough.
But if an anonymous person on the internet says that Christians are dumb? That's definitely persecution. Absolutely.
Why do I get mental images of the French Taunter, from Monty Python & The Holy Grail, Purple Dye, a Cow, & a Trebuchet, when I read heart_changed99's post...?
Oh, but it already has happened!
Psalms 14:1 - "The fool hath said in his heart, 'There is no purple cow flying in the sky without the assistance of a plane nor any other mechanically operated flying object.' For he cannot see that the LORD hath made a flying purple cow, just because He felt like messing around that day. The Lord doth work in mysterious ways indeed."
I WIN
What exactly are this guy's definitions of "targeting" and "persecution"? Because I don't think he quite understands the concepts.
What I think he's implying is that homosexuals aren't being targeted and persecuted, because targeting and persecution is only something that happens to people who matter. In other words, "it's not persecution unless it happens to someone I care about." And we know where that line of reasoning goes, do we? There's a group of people who had this line of reasoning: "We're not murdering Jews in gas chambers. Murder is when innocent people get killed by criminals. We're not criminals and Jews are not people. Big difference." [/pre-emptive godwin]
FETCHEZ LA VACHE!!!!
Yes, no persecution, aside from all the gay individuals who have been assaulted, harassed, denied their civil rights and badmouthed by people like you.
Is it bad that my mouth was starting to gape while reading this? Seriously, christians are the ones being targeted and persecuted? I'll believe it when I see a purple cow flying in the sky without the assistance of a plane nor any other mechanically operated flying object. This is just ridiculous!
FIXED! ;)
Yeah, because being a <10% minority and have rights denied to you is easy, what's really tough is to be an 75-80% "minority" and get your way.
You lot are obsessed with homosexuals - you spit bile and hate at every opportunity. You whine about your rights being denied because you cannot deny other people their rights.
Here is hoping this current frantic activity from you tards results in a kool-aid moment!
How about statistics? Crime reports, News articles and historical facts?
Nope, I don't believe a flying purple cow would change your mind. Your religious sect has convinced you you're the most prosecuted people ever. Never mind reality when you can live in Jesusland
Matthew Shephard would like a word with you.
Well, he would if he hadn't been murdered by fucktarded homophobes such as yourself.
edit: akg41470 beat me to it. I really should read through the comments before I embarrass myself.
Oh well, might as well leave you with a little poetry:
I have never seen a purple cow.
I just got done with a conference call with a Mister Matt Shepherd, a Miss Gwen Araujo, and youngsters Eric Mohat, Carl Walker-Hoover and Jaheem Herrera: They'd all like to pass on the fact that you're a total cunt.
Oh, and Moo.
As Dexter and BlackMageJ pointed out, purple cows aren't hard to come by, at least in Europe:
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And all that is needed to make one fly is a decent throwing arm.
Dilemna: now I feel like pelting the fundie with a few of these, but that would be a waste of quality chocolate...
Okay, we need some paint, some balloons, and a whole lot of helium, stat!
Just to fuck with him.
"I'll believe it when I see a purple cow flying in the sky without the assistance of a plane nor any other mechanically operated flying object."
But the word of a friend of a friend, etc. to the 500th generation that a dead hippie did it you buy in a heartbeat.
a flying purple cow? This is a job for the Mythbusters!!
all we gonna need is a cow, some purple ink and dinamite
"Is it bad that my mouth was starting to gape while reading this? Seriously, homosexuals are the ones being targeted and persecuted? I'll believe it when I see a purple cow flying in the sky without the assistance of a plane nor any other mechanically operated flying object. This is just ridiculous!"
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Yeah, how they feel persecuted. All you "True Christians" do is call them abominations, deny them basic civil rights, sometimes murder them, and scream about how they're going to burn in the Lake of Fire.
In conclusion, I hope you idiots get raptured soon or win the Darwin Award, which ever comes first.
Yeah, all you and your ilk do is spread lies about them, deny them basic rights, and scream about how they're going to burn forever in Hell. I have no idea why they would feel persecuted.
"Is it bad that my mouth was starting to gape while reading this?"
'Gape'? Add an 'A' to the beginning, then bend over and do a Goatse, fart_changed.. Same difference.
"Seriously, homosexuals are the ones being targeted and persecuted?"
So, 20th Century history clearly not on your 'hoemskuling' curriculum, otherwise you'd know that in the Holocaust - along with the Six Million Jews - hundreds of thousands of homosexuals were similarly exterminated.
"I'll believe it when I see a purple cow flying in the sky without the assistance of a plane nor any other mechanically operated flying object."
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Just add purple dye. And how do you think those Milka bars get to the US - flying cows?! [/smartarse]
We'll hear no more of 'Gay this' and 'Gay that' from you and your ilk then, Ruptured Retards. Because you no longer have the right to similarly claim you're 'Persecuted'.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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