If you, the atheist, find yourself writhing in the eternal torment of the flames, you will have finally got what you wanted...............no God. Then you will no longer be able to accuse God of lying, will you? If you don't accept the truth He offers................He'll give you your own truth. He's very accomodating. Sometimes those who are the smartest are the most stupid.
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Sometimes those who are the smartest are the most stupid.
Yes, this is what stupid people like to tell themselves to make themselves feel better about being stupid. Does it work?
Um, most atheists don't want there to be no God. They don't think that there is a God. Major difference.
>> Sometimes those who are the smartest are the most stupid. <<
Betcha think yer pretty smart, don'tcha?
"If you, the atheist, find yourself writhing in the eternal torment of the flames" tl;dr...
Just two things completely annihilates your argument, pal:
'Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just , then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust , then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones. '
-Marcus Aurelius
...and 'If. ' [/Spartan Laconic Wit]
The ancients make even your so-called 'God of unconditional Love' infinitely more retarded & mentally handicapped than any human possibly could. And looking at his 'belie vers' on Ruptured Retards , it's not difficult to see how he is so drooling spasmo dellanoid herp-a-derp-derp, that he therefore is inferior to we Atheists.
...if he even exists , that is. [/Spartan Laconic Wit II]
Eh, why should I want to go to heaven? I wouldn’t know anyone there. Also, everyone knows that the devil’s got the best tunes. I would go bonkers listening to nothing else but bloody harp music for all eternity.
Plus that whole “not-believing-that-heaven-or-hell-exist” thing.
If that happens, I'll be too busy laughing at how morally superior I was, compared to the pettiest creator of the universe ever.
Also, I'll be partying with Mark Twain, Attila the Hun, and Hitler, while you'll be sucking Gawd's cock for all eternity in Heaven.
Check me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but...
If there's no god then there would be no hell to be writhing in eternal torment in, right?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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