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well, because the US and Canada and likely other countries are in debt, they use us as colateral, as our ID and social security card points out, our names are in capitol letters witch means we are a corporate entity, and therefor can be treated like a slave by paying taxes and going to court over stupid traffic tickets and other laws that don't actually apply to us at all.

Manifesto Empire, PureZC 24 Comments [4/26/2009 4:26:40 PM]
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shykid

Are you on drugs?

Yes? Stop.
No? Take them.

4/26/2009 4:46:00 PM

shykid

...grr, double post.

4/26/2009 4:47:14 PM

Grigadil

Just shut up and get on the boat.

4/26/2009 5:56:39 PM

EvoPagan


4/26/2009 6:01:17 PM

GoFast

Um, no.

4/26/2009 6:17:45 PM

WMDkitty

Uh, that's because CAPITAL LETTERS ARE EASIER TO READ IN SMALL PRINT. The laws still apply to you, fucktard.

4/26/2009 8:40:44 PM

Rallymodeller

Um, yeah. Canada posted a surplus this month. Besides, Canada doesn't use Social Security -- we have a Social Insurance Number, which is more or less a taxation ID. We don't use it for identification other than for loans and on gov't documentation.

4/26/2009 8:41:31 PM

aaa

There is a good reason why taxes exist.

4/26/2009 10:17:45 PM

Clown

Someone has too many traffic tickets and wants a easy way out... And it isn't me, I don't even own a car.

4/26/2009 10:28:49 PM

Dio Fa


4/26/2009 10:32:24 PM

Vesper

Canada has one of the least messed up economies right now... In fact they seem to be fairing much better than most of the world.

Also, WTF does CAPITAL (not fucking "capitol") letters have to do with corporations? I'm looking at the W-9 for an LLC right now and guess what? The name has minuscule letters as well as capitals.

Thirdly, what the hell does slavery and traffic enforcement have to do with any of this?!

And no Godwin? I'm disappointed..

4/26/2009 10:34:50 PM

Brian X

Meh. Practically boilerplate for these people. This guy's probably also an Obama birther.

Vesper:

You might want to go to the ADL's Militia Watchdog site. It's been on ice since Clinton left office, but if you read through it, especially the document "Idiot Legal Theories", you should get the gist of what they're on about.

4/26/2009 10:47:06 PM



Capital letters appear in all official documents in all the world. It has nothing to do with corporate entities. By the way, dear, in ALL countries, you have to pay taxes, either when your economy goes fine, either when not.

4/26/2009 11:06:25 PM

lol what

Sorry, but capital letters don't carry any magic powers.

No, not even on the internet.

I know, you're crushed.

4/27/2009 2:13:03 AM

NonProphet

This is pure, concentrated whatthefuckery.

4/27/2009 3:43:31 AM

Grigori Yefimovich

They're in capital letters because the Government knows that reading joined-up writing is beyond you. If you ask nicely, you can have special ones in crayon.

4/27/2009 4:26:53 AM

Table Rock

Capital letters only mean something on the Internet, and it usually means you're an idiot who can't type.

4/27/2009 4:34:32 AM

jsonitsac

So speeding tickets are slavery?

4/27/2009 5:51:58 AM

LDM

Just pay the damn ticket and get on with your life.

4/27/2009 12:55:09 PM

Falconer

Always delighted to see another "sovereign citizen" posting drivel on teh Internets.

How's that tax denial working out for you, Mr. Empire?

4/28/2009 6:53:35 AM

Swedish Pagan

Who to the what, now? Almost all countries are in debt to one another, what has that to do with names in "capitol" letters?

You would not compare slave treatment with taxpaying and court procedures, if you had to live like a REAL slave.

There is one (or rather two) ways to not have to go to court over "stupid traffic tickets". 1. Follow the traffic regulations, and only park where you are allowed to park. 2. Pay the tickets directly when you do violate the regulations.
And they DO apply to you too, you would not want to live in a country where there are no traffic regulation.

Paying taxes is a solidarity system, all pay a little so that all can have access to lots of societal benefits. Those who have more money pay more tax. Taxes has been around as long as there has been possessions to tax. But earlier it was the king or ruler, or the Church, that taxed its subjects, so that he/it could live a affluent life.

4/28/2009 7:05:22 AM

Nowonmai

Wow, the paranoids are really after you, aren't they.

4/28/2009 7:11:37 AM

Antichrist

The CKC & AKC put dogs names in all capital letters. This makes my dogs corporations?

4/29/2009 7:04:43 AM



Our names are in capital letters which means they are using proper English.

4/30/2009 1:52:59 PM
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