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Plan B -- the drug that allows guys to breathe a sigh of relief the morning after using some chick for selfish pleasure -- will now be available to 17-year-olds without a prescription.

Who cares that she's not even old enough to buy a pack of cigarettes legally? Get her drunk on wine coolers, get what you want, then the next morning, take her to CVS to get Plan B and make sure there's no chance the slut will show up in a few months talking child support payments and DNA tests.

So guys, if you screw a 17-year-old and "forget" to use a condom, remember: Nothing says "thanks a lot, you cheap whore" like the gift of Plan B!

Robert Stacy McCain, The Other McCain 70 Comments [4/28/2009 9:59:56 AM]
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EvoPagan

Plan B--the drug that allows women to breathe a sigh of relief the morning after being raped by some assface--FIXED THAT FOR YA.

4/28/2009 11:50:14 AM

JohnTheAtheist

So, lets just say your scenario holds true, girl gets drunk, lets a guy a take advantage...you think an unwanted pregnancy is better then the Morning After pill? You think this girl should live with that mistake for the rest of her life?

You are a FUCKING douchebag. Mind your own goddamn business.

4/28/2009 11:52:58 AM

Mister Spak

You can't use plan B. You can't have an abortion either. And you can't have any taxpayer money to feed the post-born baby so at last you can do abortion by starvation.

Fundieism in action.


4/28/2009 11:56:52 AM

Mister Spak

#947845:

No, the Baptists din't care about abortion until they realised white women were getting them but black women were not. They did a 180 so fast they got whiplash.

4/28/2009 12:00:06 PM

Old Viking

Oh, my God! A fundy who's confused.

4/28/2009 12:03:19 PM

Papabear

"Who cares that she's not even old enough to buy a pack of cigarettes legally?"

I care.

Teenagers are sexual beings, whether you like it or not, however, most of them are not capable of being consistently good parents. Some of them will have inappropriate sex and, rather than punish them for the rest of their lives, post-coital contraceptives should be available to them.

Cigarettes, on the other hand, are the only product which when used "properly" causes illness and death. Teenagers have no business smoking. If their was a post-smoking medication which removed the undesirable effects caused by smoking, it should be available to 17 year olds as well.

4/28/2009 12:03:30 PM

WMDKitty

Wow. Just... wow... way to miss the point of Plan B.

4/28/2009 12:09:55 PM

JonnyTruant

I actually see this as a step in the right direction as it shows that men have some responsibility over who they screw rather than the typical "she was revealing too much so she deserved to get raped" mentality.

That aside, condoms do break so I'm glad Plan B is available.

4/28/2009 12:13:03 PM

Doctor Whom

Your touching concern for women's well-being (uh huh, right) is duly noted.

4/28/2009 12:46:09 PM



...I was gonna point out the logical fail, in that older men could always buy the plan B themselves. So in this scenario, it doesn't matter if the girl can legally buy it, any more than it matters whether she can legally buy the wine coolers.

But I think I'll just sit here and boil with rage instead. And grim satisfaction that this asshole cannot even comprehend how awesome sex between two normal, guilt-free, (informed) consenting people can be. Ah yes, girls with agency - we are more fun than you can possibly imagine, good sir, now kindly go DIAF.

4/28/2009 12:50:42 PM

BobsOldSocks

Why do you hate women? Serious question.

4/28/2009 1:11:46 PM

Vince

you suck at sarcasm.
I just want to see you stand in front of an army of rabid feminists and try to explain this.

4/28/2009 1:12:37 PM

D Laurier.

Wow, hatefull little mysogynistic shit aint you.

4/28/2009 1:13:38 PM

enna

Aw, someone's a virgin. Isn't that precious.

4/28/2009 1:20:26 PM

Sasha

Something tells me you've never slept with a woman you didn't have to pay in cash.

4/28/2009 1:22:09 PM



Did it ever occur to you that 17 year olds screw other 17 year olds?

4/28/2009 1:28:42 PM

Pule Thamex

Hi Robert. Did you know that when Jesus orgasms he doesn't produce semen, he ejaculates ectoplasm. Just an interesting fact for you to wank about.

4/28/2009 2:13:32 PM

tracer

Proof, once again, that Fundamentalist "morality" consists entirely of preventing others from having any pleasure at all.

4/28/2009 2:24:14 PM

Daeva

someone should of told the receptionist at the drug store that i was told i had to be eighteen

4/28/2009 2:25:12 PM

Evergreen

Have you seen the price of it?! (In the UK at least.) No one in their right mind would deliberately use it in place of regular contraception.

4/28/2009 2:26:03 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

Or it might ensure that a seventeen year old girl gets through university or a trade by saving her from a lifetime of bringing up a baby before she's ready. Yes chaps, you'd have to be a right cad to think of her welfare, happiness, career prospects and all that.

4/28/2009 2:38:52 PM

Fekl'hr

Shit like this infuriates me! My wife and I were 27 and 25 when we had a condom break. We went together the next morning to Planned Parenthood and had about a half hour long conversation with a very well educated doctor, told her our concerns. Even though the risk was low, we were not financially or emotionally ready to start a family yet.

Do the raving fundies even think about the normal, every day people involved when they start spewing their hate rhetoric? Does it even occur to them that rational, consenting adults have sex?

4/28/2009 2:42:36 PM



Just because a safe means of birth control exists in case of issues automatically means rapes will happen? What the fuck? People should still use condoms to stop STDs, but why would this rape scenario play out?

I think you're really just an amoral fuckwad who is projecting your own fucked up thinking.

4/28/2009 2:51:12 PM

Classic

Horrible, but not fundie.

4/28/2009 3:06:43 PM



Dunno why this is here: hes right. This is the mindset among the vast majority of teens and young adults. We may dislike it, but that doesnt mean its false.

4/28/2009 3:08:43 PM
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