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The Mystery in it all. Just remember there are Facilities(Labs) That Housed Terrible Strains of Viruses. And I do remember sometime back in the news where Mice were missing from a N.J. Lab Containmented with some Deadly Disease.
It always makes me Wonder when I hear about these Strange New Diseases, if they were not Man Made in Some Medical Lab, and Some Crazy Mad Scientist brought out to the Us Regular Citizens to see what would happen and how it will be Controlled. I know this sounds all Sci-Fiction...But, When Mice come up Missing and that wasn't the only news story in months past.
It makes me wonder....If, this isn't a Government Project?
Remember, O Preacher he was all about the White Man giving terrible Illnesses to Black PPl.

April, Rapture Ready 21 Comments [4/28/2009 7:16:45 PM]
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Lunar-Xero

That doesn't sound Sci-Fiction. It sound's like you've been watching and/or playing Resident Evil a bit much.

4/28/2009 10:21:15 PM

aaa

Sure, diseases like the spanish flu are actually manufactured by the ominious council of evil. Things like mutation, adaptation, strains and genetic drift never actually happen.

[Sarcasm mode test results: 95 % functional; Run protocol 343]

And of course, natural selection, gene flow and speciation are just lies of the ZOG.

[Sarcasm mode: optimal. /end run; post comment]

4/28/2009 11:15:17 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

April, like many over at Rapture Ready you are paranoid, ignorant, badly educated and stupid - but your brand of dumbfuckery won't win you many freinds over there. I'd put money on most of them being middle aged, suburban and, well, white. Sounds like you're in with the wrong crowd dear.

4/29/2009 12:18:46 AM

dpareja

Randomly Capitalizing Words only makes you Look Like An Idiot.

4/29/2009 1:10:34 AM

Atheismo

Okay, Kids. Get your batshit crazy fundie decoder rings ready because I've got today's batshit crazy fundie secret message

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MYSTERYFACILITIESLABSTHATHOUSEDTERRIBLESTRAINSVIRUSESMICELABCONTAMINATEDDEADLY
DISEASEWONDERSTRANGENEWDISEASESMANMADESOMEMEDICALLABSOMECRAZYMADSCIENTISTUSREGULAR
CITIZENSCONTROLLEDSCIFICTIONBUTWHENMICEMISSINGGOVERNMENTPROJECTOPREACHERWHITEMAN
ILLNESSESBLACKPP

This one is a long one so I'll repeat it...

MYSTERYFACILITIESLABSTHATHOUSEDTERRIBLESTRAINSVIRUSESMICELABCONTAMINATEDDEADLY
DISEASEWONDERSTRANGENEWDISEASESMANMADESOMEMEDICALLABSOMECRAZYMADSCIENTISTUSREGULAR
CITIZENSCONTROLLEDSCIFICTIONBUTWHENMICEMISSINGGOVERNMENTPROJECTOPREACHERWHITEMAN
ILLNESSESBLACKPP


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4/29/2009 1:16:35 AM

Nowonmai

I know this sounds all Sci-Fiction..

No, it sounds like typical conspiracy theory bullshit.

4/29/2009 2:03:38 AM

Swedish Pagan

Please do not capitalize at random, that makes you seem uneducated and stupid.

Have you read one too many Koontz novels, or what? We humas have sort of caused BSE to jump to humans, as we have fed the poor cows their selfdead "cousins", thus moving the spongiform disease from the brain to the muscles, which we humans eat.

It was not a Government Project when Pinkish Man gave Brownish and Reddish man terrible Illnesses. It was simply due to the fact that Pinkish Man had immunity against the diseases he brought to Africa and the New World, and the people there hadn't.

The simplest, and least conspiracy-nut-sounding, theory for this Swine Flu is natural evolution of the virus.

4/29/2009 2:09:34 AM

FMG

@Swedish Pagan

Often the transfer happened the other way around hence we have Monetezuma's Revenge which did kill a lot of white people (Gallipoli is a good example) and diseases such as the Plague. Its just that the natives of Africa and Asia had contact with white people and waves of infection swept through all continents equally so they generally are robust to each other's diseases since the populations are much more homogenous than the New World's was.

4/29/2009 2:15:48 AM

EvoPagan

I would Think that it would be Very Difficult and Time-Consuming to type This way and emphasize Random Words for no particular Reason.

I'm Also Curious why You would type an Entire Long paragraph with full Words and then apparently Run Out of Steam at the End and use a Very Odd Abbreviation.

4/29/2009 3:15:13 AM

Tim? ...the Enchanter?

EvoPagan - The "PPl" (might be PP(one) but I'm not sure) is part of the code for the secret message. Some would say it's the most importantest part.

4/29/2009 4:56:12 AM



Oh God. There are a hundred dumbass conspiracy theories about this flu thing already. People are IDIOTS.

4/29/2009 5:24:44 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

1. WTF is wrong with your shift key?

2. COMMAS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY.

That is all.

4/29/2009 6:09:20 AM

Antichrist

How is the flu a "Strange New Disease"? What the hell does a swine flu have to do with mice?

Coming on here before your morning coffee is a very bad idea.

4/29/2009 7:22:00 AM

Moondog

I think I was about in second grade when I learned where to use CAPITALS- the biginning of a sentence and proper nouns.

4/29/2009 7:28:29 AM

Grigadil

This reads like the draft screenplay for ThingFish.

4/29/2009 8:13:43 AM

rw23

So many initial caps that even a German would get a headache.

4/29/2009 11:03:26 AM

nutbunny

"When Mice come up Missing"

"when marbles come up missing" suits you better

4/30/2009 7:08:15 AM

JohnTheAtheist

What is with the Random capitalization of Certain words? I just Don't get it.

Btw, Atheismo for the win.

4/30/2009 7:39:52 AM

Eruleptanero

You know, sometimes I wonder if, when running these ideas through their heads, people who use Random Title Case actually emphasize all those words as they think them.

Then, I realize the kind of people I'm discussing, and that idea goes down in flames.

4/30/2009 8:53:29 AM

Cthulhu

'Kay, I've gotta Ask, what's With the Random Capitals?

4/5/2011 8:50:34 PM

Rainbow Pony

I'm not even sure what this person just said...

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