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[Arguing against science]

Tell me why the oldest human remains ever found were homo sapien.

Wingro, POD Warrior Forum 15 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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bjbj1991

Dont know, maby because homo sapien is a human. Just a guess.

5/23/2006 9:51:32 PM

David D.G.

Okay, if you'll tell me why the oldest Volkswagen is a car.


~David D.G.

5/23/2006 10:12:47 PM

Crosis

Because it's a tautology?

5/24/2006 1:07:40 AM

Julian

Because if they weren't, they wouldn't be! Sheesh ask a stupid question.

5/24/2006 1:48:44 AM

CousinTed

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

5/24/2006 2:54:31 AM

Julian

Either way works, cry till you laugh or laugh till you cry!

5/24/2006 3:16:31 AM

Osiris

Because if it's not homo sapien then it's not a human and is something else.

2/2/2008 5:46:55 AM

J

How about because only humans are homo sapiens.

5/7/2010 6:27:23 PM

caustic gnostic

That would be Crow-Magnum man.

5/7/2010 10:10:13 PM

Gore

because they weren't. You're forgetting all the premoderns that still classify as humans or homonids that are far far older than any homo sapien sapien, like i don't know: austalopithecus anamensis, afarensis, robustus, garhi, boisei; kenyanthropus, sahelanthropus tchadensis; homo habilus... you get the picture (I hope). if not then please GTFO.

5/7/2010 10:14:56 PM

Ensign Crusher

I invite you to join the Tautological Society of Tautology. The first rule of the Tautological Society of Tautology is the first rule of the Tautological Society of Tautology.

3/1/2011 5:14:19 PM

whatever

This is almost as good as the one where someone said that glaciers were not ice, but frozen water.

3/1/2011 5:27:40 PM

LordMu

Because they weren't?

9/21/2011 6:26:20 PM

Dr. Shrinker

What would you expect them to be? Eggplants?

9/22/2011 6:32:05 AM

Anon-e-moose

@David D.G.

"Okay, if you'll tell me why the oldest Volkswagen is a car."

In Wing(nut)ro's case, comparing Stilton with Brie.

PROTIP: Volkswagen own Bugatti, which makes the Veyron Super Sport (which destroyed James May's nickname 'Captain Slow', when he drove one - at 253 MPH - in an episode of "Top Gear").

Two words: Usain Bolt:



I suspect we are already seeing the emergence of Homo Superior.

9/22/2011 7:23:29 AM
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