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I have some real weird views on this one.
I think that fallen angels are already working side by side with mankind.
In laboratories in secret locations on the moon and on earth.
I believe people have been setting up some kind of special GPS units all over the world for some future event.

Turtle, Rapture Ready 17 Comments [4/29/2009 9:50:34 PM]
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It makes no sense.

4/29/2009 10:16:35 PM

DarkfireTaimatsu

I have some real weird views on this one.

Oh, I'll bet...

I think that fallen angels are already working side by side with mankind.

They never stay still for photos, though.

In laboratories in secret locations on the moon and on earth.

Let me guess--like the one you escaped from?

I believe people have been setting up some kind of special GPS units all over the world for some future event.

Such as...? What kind of event could possibly require "special GPS units"?
No, don't tell me. I'd rather not know.

4/29/2009 10:27:32 PM

lol what

Well, you can't say he didn't warn us.

4/30/2009 2:34:39 AM

EvoPagan

I have some real weird views on this one.

I knew this was going to be Rapture Ready by the time I got to "views". And no. Just no.

4/30/2009 3:20:28 AM

David B.

Turtle is, for me, the most perspicacious person on RR I have ever seen. At least he realises his views are weird.

4/30/2009 3:23:56 AM

nutbunny

Oh my word, that sounds exciting. Like living in my very own sci-fi novel. I'd so love to be employed by a fallen angel, sounds awesome!

4/30/2009 7:06:11 AM

Philbert McAdamia

I have some real weird views on this one.

How in hell would you ever know weird from normal?

4/30/2009 7:16:04 AM

GigaGuess

Okay...

First...why would they make a secret base on the moon? It's utterly uninhabitable, and even if you were able to rig something up to house these evil doers, the cost of supporting even a few people there would be astronomical.

Second...what? Special GPS all over the world? For what? Seriously, if you're gonna start your paranoid rant, you may as well finish it.

4/30/2009 7:20:49 AM

JohnTheAtheist

Almost makes the idea of the Rapture seem sane.

4/30/2009 7:37:24 AM

Table Rock

I totally believe there are fallen angels around us.

Where I'm from a fallen angel means a religious person who is just plain nuts like Oral Roberts, Jim Bakker, Tammy Bakker, Jimmy Swaggart, Donald Wildmon, Jerry Fallwell and Fred Phelps.

4/30/2009 7:39:26 AM

whiskey tango foxtrot

Someone should tell this guy theres a fallen angel in London Below and Neil Gaiman can show the way...

4/30/2009 8:00:36 AM

Dio Fa

What's worse is that they are putting them in cars and they never work properly. They tell you to turn at a street before you can slow down enough to make the turn. Once they are in every car and people are hopelessly dependent upon them, everybody will become lost and disoriented while driving.

That is when they will strike.

4/30/2009 12:11:45 PM



@Dio Fa

that's why i've got the gps function on my phone, it's better than a dashboard mounted gps (although there is a monthly fee). I'LL BE PREPARED WHEN THE MACHINE REVOLUTION COMES.

4/30/2009 4:48:58 PM

The WHHAAAMMMM Burglar

After reading Rapture Ready, other than being confused, I have concluded that it is possible that some members are trading psychoactive substances during bible study. I would not be surprised, if there was an exchange of Ritalin (too bad it did not help with their skewered cognitive ability :D) at the very least.

Cocopea9052
“You know Kvat3r, they did that with the year 2000 (though not so much based on prophecy). But one thing about looking for Christ's return every day, all day, every waking minute is that at least for me---no year being put out there penetrates my head other than right now!...2009! Today”

I rescind my previous statement, they seem to be schizophrenics. Although, they recognize such sentiments as abnormal… peculiar.
This should be in CSDTD as well as FSTDT.

4/30/2009 4:55:43 PM

Nowonmai

Weird views, yes.

Thinking, no.

4/30/2009 5:10:28 PM



I'm calling Poe on "Turtle".

4/30/2009 5:58:51 PM

Kuno

OK, Turtle, admit it: You have no clue what GPS means, do you?

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