I'm so sick of reading about gays and them wanting their rights, too. It's EVERYWHERE you turn. Seems like not a day goes by where I don't hear about gays and their agenda, it's like we can't get away from it. Talking about forcing one's view down my throat.
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Agenda. Yeah, we're planning a hostile takeover of the hetero world with fabulous curtains and flannel, right?
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I'm so sick of reading about negroes and them wanting their rights, too. It's EVERYWHERE you turn. Seems like not a day goes by where I don't hear about negroes and their agenda, it's like we can't get away from it. Talking about forcing one's view down my throat.
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"I'm so sick of reading about women and them wanting their rights, too. It's EVERYWHERE you turn. Seems like not a day goes by where I don't hear about women and their agenda, it's like we can't get away from it. Talking about forcing one's view down my throat."
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I'm so terribly sorry that my bretheren are inconveniencing you with our absurd demands to be treated as real people with the same rights you take for granted. Unlike they, I realize that if we gain the right to marry, we may prove you wrong in your portrayal of us as sex crazed beasts, incapable of committing to one another for longer than a quick Saturday Night fuck. So of course to gain the right to sit with a "loved one" in the hospital as they are wounded or sick, and scared is simply ludicrous, and obviously all just some insidious plan to turn hospitals into bathhouses. I apologize that you have to deal with us daring to talk publicly about something that is so clearly your business that it's your duty to block it at any and all costs as though it's like...I dunno...an act of two consenting adults, in the privacy of their bedrooms.
Shame on you all, homosexuals of the world. Shame. You're making the poor fundie have to acknowledge you exist. And fallaciously trying to make yourselves out to be "human beings" with "feelings," and "compassion."
If they had equal rights, you wouldn't have to read about it any more, dearie. How do you think THEY feel about having to fight day in and day out, for rights that you just take for granted?
It's heterosexuality that is forced down people's throats. Everyone is expected, by default, to be straight.
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