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Hmmm... well let me know when it morphs into a rat. O sorry, it didn't happen outside a laboratory? O well, what to do... Hey if we can clone an animal why can't we tamper with nature and evolve something IN CLOSED CONDITIONS? When I see bacteria turn into a frog in my backyard then I may believe the evolutionism tripe... And if evolution is merely a change, why then is it impossible to go from a human to an ape again?

LivingWorship, Christian Forums 7 Comments [2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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#1128372
Sweet Fancy Moses

That's not how evolution works, dumbass. Try reading a book sometime.

"...why then is it impossible to go from a human to an ape again?"

It's not, but simply because humans are apes.

3/3/2010 10:51:29 PM
#1128379
Swede

Nothing morphs into something else, neither in a laboratory nor outside.
Bacteria will never turn into a frog. Bacteria will turn into other bacteria, which will turn into other bacteria, and so on.
The different kinds of bacteria will be less and less like each other, until they are so different, they are no longer the same species.
A cake mixture doesn't suddenly turn into a cake in the oven, it slowly congeals, millimeter by millimeter.

What do you think genetically engineered corn is? It's a perfect example of something evolved in controlled conditions.

Disregarding the fact that humans ARE apes...

3/3/2010 11:58:33 PM
#1128384
Dharmabum

Officially, this is the dumbest thing I've seen today.

3/4/2010 12:12:55 AM
#1128578
Anon-e-moose

"When I see bacteria turn into a frog in my backyard then I may believe the evolutionism tripe."

And when I see your 'God' appear to me in physical form (and no, not Jesus, God himself), take a lump of dirt in my back yard and make a man from it, then I may acknowledge the creationism tripe in the Bible.

Works both ways, see? But unlike the Bible, at least evolution has shitloads of evidence to back up what it claims.

3/4/2010 9:11:20 AM
#1128761
SeekerLancer

Makes me think of those kids books, "Animorphs."

3/4/2010 5:32:34 PM
#1128793
StridentLobster

"Hello! I'm the Slapping Fairy! I've read your post on the internet, and I've come to visit you! For the rest of your life, I'm going to slap you whenever you say something stupid! YAY!"

Ah, if wishes were fishes.

3/4/2010 6:51:08 PM
#1128966
Canadiest

"When I see bacteria turn into a frog in my backyard then I may believe the evolutionism tripe"

That's called magic, a force present in the Supernatural arena, God's playground.

3/5/2010 10:11:06 AM
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