My belief?
Homosexuality is a result of demon possession, plain and simple. Animals can be possessed as we know from the incident with Jesus and the demons who begged to be let into the grazing swine.
If animals can be possessed, it's logical to assume they would fall prey to demon influence in this regard.
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Yeah, but demon possession *requires* the possessed being to have a *soul*.
Therefore, by YOUR OWN LOGIC, animals have souls. (Plus, they're honest, love you unconditionally, and really *are* the best cure for stress and anxiety. Shit, and people wonder why I'd rather hang out with kittehs...)
This is dangerous, dangerous thinking. Back when I began questioning my sexuality, I read something like this and was certain I had demons inside of me. Not a good feeling, to say the least.
You do know the story of the Gadarene swine is one of the most farcical and/or downright evil of the miracles, right? The pigs were thirty miles from the sea. And what happened to the pig's owners? Bankrupted no doubt.
But as it's all just a fairy story it's all OK, lol.
Seems there are an awful lot of demons out there... and don't you think they have better things to do than turn animals... and people, for that matter gay?
Seriously, time to pull your head out of your faerie-tale books and start waking up to reality.
So, wait, then, how can people be held personally responsible for what they do under demonic influence?
How bored would a demon have to be to posses animals in order to turn them gay?
It DOES seem a bit implausible, yes.. But you always have to take His mysterious ways into account, in these things.
Yeah, I know that story. Jesus grants the demons request and sends them out of the man and into the piggies. Well according to this story demons (presumably including demons of homosexuality) go where JC tells them to.
Are you saying Jesus makes people gay?
I'm sorry, but you are full of shit.Homosexual swan shit, to be precise.
Honestly, how does one descend into this level of medieval blindness?
My belief?
You're insanely stupid.
No wonder all those Vegetables are evil. There is only one way to avoid this demonic contamination of the food chain. Stop Eating! Eating is Evil!
This recence outbreak of Swine flu is also demonic. Call for the preacher to exorcise your dinner plate and your kitchen. There could be imps in the cooker, especially the ones that use live coals or flames. (They would feel at home there, no?) and all those phallic shaped veggies like carrots and parsnips are really spawn of the devil. Eating one of them is like fellatio. And rememberm fundie men, for you especially, this is a homosexual act - an abomination! You are all sucking on the cocks of Satan!
If animals can be possessed, it's logical to assume...
Trust me, man... there is nothing even remotely "logical" about what you're saying. Back to the drawing board for you.
Well Paradigm is free of possession, possession of a brain that is. Paradigm is brain-free to such an extent that it wouldn't be worth asking him or her questions such as, 'Do you have any news about the predicted persecution by the President of the USA, Barrack Obama, of the Rapture ready site?', or, 'Any news about the imminent whooshfest?'
I see what you did there. By stating that Homosexuality is the result of demon possession, then that animals can be possessed, you are calling me and mine animals, and I don't think that you mean in a taxonomical sense, but instead in a derogatory one.
Fuck off christer.
What a load of fail. If animals can be possessed, then animals have souls. If animals have souls, then the fundie claim that the difference between humans and other animals is that humans have souls, is no longer valid. That means that humans are, in fact, just another species of animal. In which case we're not "created in God's image" after all, which undermines their entire religion. Okay then.
the incident with Jesus and the demons who begged to be let into the grazing swine.
Is that how the demons work it? They get permission from Jesus? One hand washes the other, right? You want to get the game in play.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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