The only reason I'm not bothered about the Swine flu is because it hasn't appeared in Northern Ireland... Yet! Since Mexico is a catholic state, I wouldn't be surprised if the first area to fall to Swine flu would be west Belfast!
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@ Dio Fa:
Er, sissco's a Proddy...
Ah! One begins tounderstand why the Catholics were bombing the bejaysus out of the Prods in Northern Ireland for 30 years. NO. I don'[t approve, but now understand better. What a wonderful example of christianity in action you are. Fear not. It will all be one when the Muslims outbreed you semi-sterile Prods. Already the Catholics are nigh on reaching the critical 50%/50% demography. Let's see how you fare then given your take on democracy.
@ Mitch
Sossco would never consider him/herself Irish. He/she, in his mind, is British. The sad truth, however, is that when he crosses the water to Britain, he's a Pat, just like all the others from Ireland, north or south.
@ Dio Fa
Hardly a Catholic. He/she describes Northern Ireland as UK (which it is) but a Catholic would be unlikely to do that.
:-)
Yes, 'cause the virus follows religious conviction. It does not just travel from person to person like any ordinary virus, it's a speshul, ebil, devil-disease.
I take it that the West side of Belfast is the Catholic side, then?
(I don't know the region very well. We Americans are notoriously poor at geography.)
^^^
Both sides offended there, I think ;-) (and kudos to anyone who gets the reference)
Re: Tracer's comment
Remember kids, Christianity is all inclusive and never divisive!
Jesus loves all of you! Unless you don't choose the incorrect Jesus loving religion. Then Jesus is sending you straight to fucking hell with infectious disease.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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