[re: the LHC]
They are supposedly looking for the "Higgs Boson" aka. the God particle, but I still say they are attempting to open a portal into the spirit realm with that thing.
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Yes, and demons and zombies will invade teh Urfs!
No, wait, that was DooM...
WMDKitty: No Doom was set on Mars which makes it much cooler.
Don't worry HeLivesInUs... if they open a portal and let demons loose on the world I'm sure they have some convoluted plan to use the HAARP instlation to change the weather and defeat the demons.
Osiris: I LOL'd.
Hard.
:)
P.S. This why scientists who use religious metaphors need to be bitch-slapped. No offense, I know they're trying to sound poetic, but the audience will take it literally every. time.
(The God particle, the God spot, Mitochondrial Eve, 'God does not play dice', etc.)
@ NeoDevin
Can I have the cake?
...When did the LHC suddenly become the God Particle Scanner?
Brains. They're not just for atheists and hungry zombies, dear.
they call it the "Big Bang Machine", and think the point is to make intergalactic travel possible?
Those people make me embarrassed to be of the same species as them.
Lhc =/= messiah, there isn't going to be little baby cherub named bob running around possessing people.
Lhc =/= oblivion, Mehrunes Dagon is not trying to take over earth.
Lhc = Big magnet + big electric field + atoms = SMASH!
Some people were worried that CERN might be about to create a black hole with the LHC, but I'm more worried that RR might.
You can't be that dense without affecting the space-time continuum, the laws of physics don't allow it!
"but I still say "
As if that matters.
Of course you believe that. It goes without saying. You are incapable of making any rational judgment about even common everyday events let alone the LHC. After all, you are a moron, we would expect no less.
I should imagine that the confines of your skull contains a spiritual realm. It certainly doesn't contain an intellectual one, and with the absence of a brain, it is an ethereal void inhabited by whispering wraiths and chattering hobgoblins. Oh, and did I mention that you're a moron. Well, of course you are, it goes without saying.
Haha, read that page for the ultra-delusional minds at work. Yeesh. One of them says that project represents money taken away from the American taxpayer, since they couldn't have done it without American know-how.
Headcrabs!
Wait, they are not spirits...
On another note: Say in the very unlikely event that any portals to other areas or realms of existance did get created, they'd immediately freak and say it was demonic.
Uh, we don't believe in the "spirit realm". And if that were the case I would think you stupid fundies would be happy about it!
Also, the god particle is kind of like a tongue in cheek label...it really doesn't have anything to do with an invisible man in the sky. I just wanted to make sure you knew that.
No worries, Gordon Freeman is already at CERN to deal with the Xen threat:
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But it seems G-man is also there:
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The situation is becoming complicated.
Bluefinger: Brilliant!
HeLivesInUs: TooStupidToLive.
You have a quantum singularity where your brain is supposed to be, don't you? C'mon, you can tell us. We won't hurt you.
"They are supposedly looking for the "Higgs Boson" aka. the God particle, but I still say they are attempting to open a portal into the spirit realm with that thing."
Yeah, and the gubbermint's in on it. Oh, they'll TELL you that FEMA stands for Federal Emergency Management Agency. But it's really Forever Evil Minions of the Apocalypse.
I am appalled by most of the responses in this thread.
Doom 's UAC did it back in 1994, years before Half Life hit the store shelves!
I think I watch too much anime...
For some reason, I'm picturing Yu-Gi-Oh stepping out of the Shadow Realm and using his monster cards to kill the scientists working on the LHC...
Yep, every scientist is in on the secret except the good, faithful, Christian scientists. They will never know that they're trying to open up a portal to a non-existant world!
...but I still say they are attempting to open a portal into the spirit realm with that thing.
That's because you're a fucking retard.
Now go away, the grown-ups have work to do.
Re: This thread
Wasn't the portal into the spirit realm, which turned out to be somewhere in Scotland, closed in the 1860's, by the Queen's Scientific Advisor, a Doctor by the name of John Smith, & his female Companion/Ward, Nyssa...?
lolwut.
"Reject the Big Bang, yeah that's bullshite, since goddidit 6K years back...
Particle physics? Yeah, I'm a fucking expert!"
Aw crap, they're on to us! Quick, men, fire up the Large Hadron Collider! We'll suck this planet into a black hole and prove all those fundies wrong!
We'll all be reduced to a singularity, but there oughtn't be any spirit realm. :P
there is a possibility that certain products of the high power collisions (so-called miniature black holes) will let observers 'see' through new dimensions. the idea being that gravity is the only force that works on more dimensions than the three in our observable universe.
there was an article about this in sci-am a few years ago.
Is it REALLY so much to ask that these Raptards do even a little research before they shot their mouths off? Shit dude, I'm an atheist and I'll look up stuff in the bible before I go off about how stupid Leviticus is or how if St. John's Gospel is John on pot, then Revelations is John on acid(Credit to Dawkins for that analogy, it made me lol)
(yeah, this is a few days late)
Finally, proof of the bozon, fundamental particle of stupidity and what bozos like this are constructed entirely of.
But...they already CLOSED the spirit realm! Didn't you hear about that? Duh they fixed the barrier so now spirits that are bad can't get through. Also the only other portal in Sunnydale got destroyed...
/Sarcasm
(Yu-yu hakusho and Buffy FTW)
F-- in particle physics!
Although then again, that is what most of humanity probably would get in particle physics.
So lets put it like this.
'God Particle' is a name invented by the media that particle physicists do not use and even dislike. You see the media got it into their head that the discovery of that particle would answer all questions in physics and lead to a theory of everything, and thus dubbed it the God particle.
This however is absolutely not the case. It's really just a particle that'd help explain electroweak symmetry breaking and how vector bosons get their mass. Useful, but hardly the ultimate answer to every question in physics.
Yes, that's right! And once the LHC is powered up, a nasty thing called a Cyberdemon will appear with all his minions, and take over the Earth. That, or a Resonance Cascade will occur, resulting in the Xen taking over the world, which can only be saved by a spectacle-wearing scientist in a HEV suit & wielding a crowbar.
Here's your NERF Gravity Gun refilled with water, and your plush Headcrab all washed & clean again. *pats HeLivesInUs on head* Now you go back to your PC running DOOM III or Half-Life, dear, the adults are talking.
@QT
Although I wish the Strogg would invade Earth - but are extremely selective in the humans they want to take & from where. In this case, the Midwest & Bible Belt of the USA, and they only require fundies & neocons for Stroggification/turning into Stroyent/for live experimentation. Teleported from this planet to Stroggos. Now THAT's a whooshfest I'd love to see!
...sorry, I've been playing Quake IV/Enemy Territory: Quake Wars once too often. X3
Portal . . . to the . . . spirit realm . . . ??? . . . uh, yeah. Yes, that is EXACTLY what they are trying to do. Damn, you have us all figured out.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clarke's_three_laws
"3. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
HeLivesInUs does not understand it, hence it's magic. Evolution is of course wrong, too, instead God just did it. Same reason.
"They are supposedly looking for the "Higgs Boson" aka. the God particle"
Okay, bad choice of words for the Higgs-Boson. But I like to refer to the LHC as 'The God Killer'. Because when it does what it was built to do, and it proves that our universe was indeed formed as a result of a cataclysmic cosmic event (as the mathematical models suggest) and not by a magic invisible sky pixie poofing everything into being in seven days, then your so-called 'God' is gonna get royally raped to death. Indeed, God had better be prepared to do a 27 km Goatse.
Lube up, God!
The big collider is a secret Stargate(tm) project.
You can tell because of the code words Large Hadron. Do they talk about Small hadrons , or medium or even extras large ? No they dont.
Hadron is simply a jumble of Hardon. It is the Big hardon collider and therefor a tool of the elite gay science cabal. (did you see what I did there ? clever ha. hardon - tool hehehe)
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