In the Crosshairs
Posted by stoecker on May 06, 2009 10:27

When the nice census lady came to our door with her GPS device, I immediately had a pretty good idea why. The most serious and widespread mental illness in America today is the failure to be paranoid. Fortunately, I don't suffer from this affliction. I know perfectly well that they are out to get me...and everyone else as well.

I assumed that semiliterate ACORN thugs with rudimentary weapons training could use this to find my front door, where I can give them the proper welcome, for which I am always prepared. More seriously, precision guided munitions could now kill my wife and myself. There are even guided artillery shells now, so a relatively small number of soldiers in each city could kill hundreds of patriots.

The census is not until 2010, but Obaminable's henchmen have admitted that they plan to finish the GPS targeting this July. A lot of people believe that unemployment and possible hyper inflation and food shortages might trigger revolution by then. Mid July is the time all patriots will need to prepare for battle.