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Alberta's student are already being prepared to leave behind failed 19th century pseudoscience like Evolutionism.
This is why they will be the future of science.

China and India are still stuck in the Evolutionist pseudoscience our Evofundies cursed them with... HOWEVER... don't be so sure they wont surpass us by dumping it, embracing ID and recognizing this is a creation as described in Genesis.
We are getting the jump on them now by preparing to say good-bye to Evolutionism which, as it is, is a useless pseudoscience that does nothing but drain time, money (tax-payers money) and effort from the real sciences.

*If I was an Indian or Chinese scientists wanting to compete with Canada, the UK and USA I suppose I'd be happy if the stupid westerners want to waste as much money and time on Evolutionism.

OriginalBigWhite , IMDB 80 Comments [5/9/2009 9:42:34 AM]
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You hear that? That's me, getting really irritated for hearing the same dull old crap. Will you ever join the 21st century?

5/9/2009 9:58:32 AM

GigaGuess

Alberta's student are already being prepared to leave behind failed 19th century pseudoscience like Evolutionism.
This is why they will be the future of science.

Shit...it IS my Alberta...once again, we come off looking like Texas' little wannabe brother. -_- Excuse me while I go cut myself.

We are getting the jump on them now by preparing to say good-bye to Evolutionism which, as it is, is a useless pseudoscience that does nothing but drain time, money (tax-payers money) and effort from the real sciences.
You hear that? That's the sound of biologists, pharmacists and anthropologists laughing hysterically at that comment.

*If I was an Indian or Chinese scientists wanting to compete with Canada, the UK and USA I suppose I'd be happy if the stupid westerners want to waste as much money and time on Evolutionism.
Actually, they're likely more excited we're shackling ourselves with pointless dogma, and so busy bickering over what our kids should learn that it impacts real education. For fuck sake, you wanna teach your kid about Genesis, TAKE HIM TO FUCKING CHURCH. Unless we get to teach biology from the Pulpit, keep your religion out of my science class.

5/9/2009 10:02:47 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Ho-hum. Yet another funditard proclaiming the imminent demise of evolution, just as they've been predicting for the past 150 years. At this rate, the Rapture is the odds-on favorite to happen first.

5/9/2009 10:05:33 AM

Dexter

19th century science > bronze age science

And btw, this is the 21st century and the TOE is still fundie ass kicking.

Nuff said.

MfG

5/9/2009 10:07:22 AM

jadehawk

oh yeah. I'm sure the Indians especially will come to the conclusion that Genesis is correct...

*facepalm*

5/9/2009 10:08:04 AM

Gawd

You keep misspelling "creationism".

5/9/2009 10:12:14 AM

Dio Fa

I hope that when you contract a serious disease or disorder, you will be treated by someone with training in these "future sciences".

5/9/2009 10:12:22 AM

Zeus Almighty

@ aaa

Hell, I'd be happy if they joined the 19th Century. That would still bring them about 2,200 years forward.

5/9/2009 10:16:28 AM

Illuminatalie

This is unusually stupid even for a fundie. Where do you start?

5/9/2009 10:25:08 AM

wackadoodle

Because when you think of scientists and doctors you think of Alberta. The land of Alberta is renowned for its inventions and discoveries, not like those retarded chinese. I mean come on, who's ever seen an Indian doctor or scientist? They're like evidence for evolution, they don't exist!

5/9/2009 10:39:53 AM

LDM

"Evofundies"? Good one.

5/9/2009 10:41:08 AM

EvoPagan

I gragitated the fifth grade an it onlee tuck me three trys!!!

5/9/2009 10:42:55 AM

il-Palazzo

Err... You DO realize that most Chineses are Buddhists and most Indians are Hindu, right?

5/9/2009 10:50:18 AM



First of all there is no ism at the end of evolution and you don't have to capitalize it either.

Second how could we progress forward by your way of thinking backward?

5/9/2009 10:53:37 AM



I cracked the code on this guy's username.

Original: because his brand of stupidity is original

Big and White: because he's as useful as a big old pile of white dog shit.

5/9/2009 11:00:21 AM



@ #953303

Or maybe big, as in he weighs 400 pounds. And white because he never leaves his basement.

5/9/2009 11:07:57 AM

pfft

Biology is not all science.

We have recently seen some funnies on LHC already.

Physics bends my mind enough - never mind this crap.


5/9/2009 11:30:37 AM

Zeus Almighty

"Alberta's student are already being prepared to leave behind failed 19th century pseudoscience like Evolutionism."

"Well, Danny, the world needs ditchdiggers too, you know." -- Judge Smails in Caddy Shack

5/9/2009 11:31:15 AM

Thinking Allowed

Like Intelligent Design, or creationism... Wait, those are the same "science" with nothing to back it up.

5/9/2009 11:32:38 AM

Mrs. Antichrist

I swear, if they start pushing ID in the school system here I'm moving to Montreal once and for all.

"once again, we come off looking like Texas' little wannabe brother"

This is what I've been saying for years. We're the Texas of Canada, and it sucks.

And I live in Calgary, which just makes it that much fucking worse.

5/9/2009 11:32:48 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Alberta's student are already being prepared to leave behind failed 19th century pseudoscience like Evolutionism.
This is why they will be the future of science.


Enjoy your crippling, drug-resistant epidemics.

5/9/2009 11:43:03 AM

Dr. Novakaine

It's sad that you think making progress is sticking to the same old obviously-false millennia-old ignorance your ancestors followed. They had an excuse. You don't.

5/9/2009 11:47:19 AM

BobsOldSocks

"don't be so sure they wont surpass us by dumping it, embracing ID and recognizing this is a creation as described in Genesis."

ID is creationism warmed over, with a side order of 2000 year-old bullshit.

More to the point, the vast, *vast* majority of the world's population doesn't give a flying fuck about your silly, pathetic, little book. You can shout and whine and jump up and down as much as you like; you're wrong, you've always been wrong and you will continue to be wrong until and unless you shut your ignorant mouth, open your mind, and *learn* something.

p.s. Chinese and Indian scientists have been doing brilliant work for many, many years, they don't need any pointers from a thick-as-shit fundie who wouldn't know the scientific method if it bit him on the arse.

5/9/2009 12:24:25 PM

thejebusfire

Alberta's student are already being prepared to leave behind failed 19th century pseudoscience like Evolutionism.
This is why they will be the future of science.

They can't be the future of science if they don't study all fields of science.

HOWEVER... don't be so sure they wont surpass us by dumping it, embracing ID and recognizing this is a creation as described in Genesis.

When you provide absolute proof that your god is the only one god who exists without your bible and bullshit rambelings, people will believe you. When you provide abosolute proof for every single word in Genises (again, no straw men or bullshit ramblings) we'll believe you.

is a useless pseudoscience that does nothing but drain time, money (tax-payers money) and effort from the real sciences.

Yes, thats how we discovered that bacteria adapts to our medicine, and thats why we need to change anti-biotics almost yearly.

If I was an Indian or Chinese scientists wanting to compete with Canada, the UK and USA I suppose I'd be happy if the stupid westerners want to waste as much money and time on Evolutionism.

I think theire laughing more that the stupid westerners who want to wast as much money and time on pointless religions.

5/9/2009 12:26:44 PM

Panz

Yeah, last I checked China and India aren't FUCKED over like us here in the US you tard

5/9/2009 12:44:51 PM
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