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[In discussing the Large Hadron Collider]

I find it strangely humorous, that man will spend billions of dollars to find the starting of life, and all we spent was maybe forty dollars for a bible.

kcofohio, RR 89 Comments [5/8/2009 11:52:06 AM]
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Submitted By: Gebusi
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You want to spend billions of dollars on a bible, knock yourself out. I got mine for a quarter at a thrift store.

5/8/2009 11:56:23 AM


I don't really think that the LHC is looking for the start of "life" per se, but whatever it finds will be much more then can be foung using a bible.

PS - $40? You were ripped off!

Also, you are a douchebag.

5/8/2009 11:58:30 AM


Yeah, and we spend $50 for a porterhouse steak at Peter Luger and only 89¢ for a Burger King hamburger. You get what you pay for.

5/8/2009 12:03:58 PM


Wait you spent money on a Bible?

5/8/2009 12:04:23 PM

Dio Fa

Is this an admission that Fundies are not a part of mankind?

Hell, I could have told you that for nothing.

5/8/2009 12:06:17 PM


You spent 40 dollars on a bible? Sucker!

5/8/2009 12:06:42 PM


Well, you got what you overpaid for.

5/8/2009 12:11:38 PM

Swedish Pagan

But you only got 6000 years into the history. The science projects are taking us milions and milions of years back. Seems like yours is a budget life starter...

5/8/2009 12:12:03 PM


We already refuted that paperweight.

5/8/2009 12:14:00 PM


Then it looks like you got cheated. Sorry about your luck.

5/8/2009 12:18:59 PM


Poison, $40.00
Antidote, Euro 6.4 Billion.

5/8/2009 12:20:18 PM


I find it strangely humorous, as well.

Albeit in a different way.

5/8/2009 12:21:31 PM

A map of the world is a lot cheaper than a globe, that doesn't mean the world is flat.

5/8/2009 12:23:49 PM


40 dollars?
O wow, and here i was thinking you can't make a profit out of religion...as it says its illegal

5/8/2009 12:24:31 PM

Old Viking

It's also strangely humorous to think that the Collider research has anything to do with the beginnings of life. Can you say "physics"?

5/8/2009 12:25:20 PM

Doctor Whom

I find it strangely humorous, that man will spend hundreds of dollars on a GPS receiver, and we got directions for free from some idiot wetting himself on a park bench.

5/8/2009 12:28:57 PM


Doctor Whom:

You win the Internets

5/8/2009 12:39:36 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

I find it strangely humorous that a man would spend $40 for a bible when you can buy a roll of Scott Bath Tissue 1000 Sheets 1-Ply Unscented for $1 or less.

5/8/2009 12:43:44 PM


I borrowed mine from a hotel room - it said to.

5/8/2009 12:50:33 PM


Damn, John and Jezebel's Evil Sister posted my thoughts before I did.

5/8/2009 1:01:40 PM


1. The LHC has absolutely nothing to do with abiogenesis.

2. 40$ for a book full of cheap written fairy tales? You have been ripped off!


5/8/2009 1:07:35 PM

Zeus Almighty

kcofohio, please, please, please can I sell you and all your friends and relatives Bibles? I'll give you a special deal of $35.99!
Those I sell you might say "placed here by the Gideons" on the front cover. But no worries, they'll have all your insane bullshit inside.

5/8/2009 1:12:01 PM

Thinking Allowed

Ok, how does the super collider equate to the beginning of life?

5/8/2009 1:12:06 PM

Big Jilm

Best fucking 40$ I ever made too!

5/8/2009 1:20:40 PM


They are searching for a particle whose existence is predicted by Higgs Field theory.

How you got from there to "the starting of life", only Pat Robertson knows.

5/8/2009 1:22:38 PM
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