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The MSM has become 100x more cruel than it ever has been in just the last 2 years (Satan)

Our current president is forcing everyone to not only pay for infanticide in our own country, but in other countries as well, he disses people who "cling" to their Bibles, he has a hateful attitude towards Christianity in general, and wants to destroy the the country who has always had freedom of religion (Satan)

We actually had thousands of people who profess to be Christians voting for said president (Satan)

A girl in CA has had her character completely assasinated b/c she said she doesn't believe in gay marriage, who otherwise would've been hailed as beautiful had she said otherwise. Just 3 years ago, not only would this question not have been asked of her, but it wouldn't have been all over the news (Satan)

Our states are continuing to sanction the idea of becoming little Sodoms at a RAPID pace (Satan)

Our gov't just showed it's colors by calling people who believe in Bible prophesy and think infanticide is immoral "extremists." (Satan)

Unless you are a leftist, only an idiot would not know something very evil is in the air.

eta: maybe "leftist" and "idiot" are the same thing on second thought.

ShowUsTheFather, RaptureReady 61 Comments [5/11/2009 2:15:08 AM]
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Vesper

This (Satan) guy has some good work.

I'd vote for him.


5/11/2009 2:28:09 AM

Metatron

Yep. Satan's on the ball with this one.

5/11/2009 2:41:47 AM



I've never heard Obama make fun of a fundamentalist christian once.

5/11/2009 2:44:06 AM

EvoPagan

A girl in CA has had her character completely assasinated b/c she said she doesn't believe in gay marriage, who otherwise would've been hailed as beautiful had she said otherwise. Just 3 years ago, not only would this question not have been asked of her, but it wouldn't have been all over the news (Satan)

Was Satan involved when she was posing topless as a teenager and then lying about it to get into the Miss CA pageant?

5/11/2009 3:08:28 AM

Pule Thamex

ADVENTURES IN JESUSLAND

No.1 The Crocduck and the Bassoon.

The sun shone fiercly on the crops and the river wound lazily through the ripening fields. The Strawman and Wendy, the man with a woman's name, sat slurping their soft drinks and gulping down their burgers in the fast food restaurant by the river.

"Hey look", said the Strawman, "There's Jebus walking across the river".
"Let's go see what he's up to", replied Wendy.

In the meadow near the great bend in the river the Crocduck tried blowing a bassoon with her toothy beak. A few pitiful squawks was all she could manage. Just then, Jesus left the river and continued with the same purposeful stride through the wild flowers of the meadow until He came upon the Crocduck.

"Well, well", said Jesus, "Since when do Crocducks play bassoons in my land"?
"Fancied a tune", the Crocduck quaroared.
"Here, let me show you", said Jesus.
Just then, the Strawman and Wendy who been making their way towards Jesus, happened upon the idyllic scene.
"Hey! What's up Jebus", called Wendy.
"Oh hi guys. I'm just showing this here Crocduck how to rock a bassoon", so saying he placed the arsepiece of the bassoon up his bottom and began a heavenly dirge. A Godly gleam shone in His bright blue eyes and the breeze waved through His blond tresses as the rumbling from the bassoon conjured up, in the minds of the listeners, scenes of Heaven and Hell. So divinely inspired was His blowing that the Crocduck's scales and feathers stood on end. Then Jesus started humming at the same time as He was blowing and the combination was too much for the Crocduck who started melting until he was just an ethereal, wispy entity.

Wendy and the Strawman had the good sense to put their fingers in their ears before they too disolved into thin air.

5/11/2009 3:14:17 AM

aaa

"The MSM has become 100x more cruel than it ever has been in just the last 2 years (Satan)"

5 bucks says that you watch Fox News, the hot topic of the media.

"Our current president is forcing everyone to not only pay for infanticide in our own country, but in other countries as well, he disses people who 'cling' to their Bibles, he has a hateful attitude towards Christianity in general, and wants to destroy the the country who has always had freedom of religion (Satan)"

Kid, you are one thin-skinned wimp. I get more shit shoved daily to my face by every aspect of the management. Do i go into a corner and cry? NO. I take it like a man. So, please walk back to your hugbox.

"We actually had thousands of people who profess to be Christians voting for said president (Satan)"

Make that millions. Want to know why? Because they are tired of your bullshit. They see the world as it is, not as it should be. They saw thru the cheap gimmick that was Palin.

"A girl in CA has had her character completely assasinated b/c she said she doesn't believe in gay marriage, who otherwise would've been hailed as beautiful had she said otherwise. Just 3 years ago, not only would this question not have been asked of her, but it wouldn't have been all over the news (Satan)"

Had worse. Once got interrogated by a gang of russian criminals. Barry Manilow is much more effective than waterboarding.

"Our states are continuing to sanction the idea of becoming little Sodoms at a RAPID pace (Satan)"

Boohoo, did we hurt your feelings? Here, have a woobie.

"Our gov't just showed it's colors by calling people who believe in Bible prophesy and think infanticide is immoral 'extremists.' (Satan)"

I think it's because your idea of a debate is a glorified shouting contest.

"Our gov't just showed it's colors by calling people who believe in Bible prophesy and think infanticide is immoral 'extremists.' (Satan)

"Unless you are a leftist, only an idiot would not know something very evil is in the air.

eta: maybe 'leftist' and 'idiot' are the same thing on second thought."

This is what we professionals call a self defeating argument. I wonder how the goons missed this one.

5/11/2009 3:16:17 AM

Oirish_Martin

You do realise suffixing "(Satan)" to every statement you make doesn't make them correct?

5/11/2009 3:30:29 AM

ausador

Satan. Is. Imaginary.

5/11/2009 3:32:12 AM

arcturus

and yet, in 8 years, possibly 4, he will be gone. Some satan...

5/11/2009 4:15:17 AM

Mudak

I'm confused about the girl in CA. Even if we take your presumption that, three years ago, she wouldn't have been asked about gay marriage to be accurate, then why would it have made the news if she wasn't asked a hot-button political question?

(Note, the fact that she was asked, likely made it newsworthy irrespective of her response...)

Now, a couple of other things: freedom of religion means we're all free to practice whatever religion we want. That doesn't give you the freedom to try and ram it down our throats. Stop doing that and maybe, just maybe, the antipathy you feel from people like me might go away.

Speaking in general terms, I'm not a big fan of the words "moral" and "immoral." They do little to further a concept of right or wrong, so I'll turn back to ethical and unethical in their place. Infanticide is unethical. I don't know anyone who condones killing a baby once it's born. If you choose to equate abortion with infanticide, then you are an extremist.

Go ahead, believe in fake predictions from a bronze-age tome of fairy tales. If you do, and you display your "faith" publicly, you do earn the right to be mocked. Make it private and you won't get anywhere near the disdain I have for you.

That's not a leftist or a rightist attitude. It just is.

5/11/2009 4:23:19 AM

mulletformyvalentine

(Satan)? Is that a reference? I think you need to add the year of publication and page numbers as well so that the facts can be checked from the book(s) by mr. Satan you're citing.

5/11/2009 4:41:21 AM

wackadoodle

"We actually had thousands of people who profess to be Christians voting for said president (Satan) "

You realize this blatant politicization of religion *all hail our Lord GOP* has created more athiests than anything you listed? gotta wonder just who's side the dark lord is really on...

5/11/2009 4:41:48 AM

TheReligiousCommie

There are people who hold different religious and political opinions than I do. (Satan)

5/11/2009 5:22:50 AM

Tolpuddle Martyr

But you already had...

Rock and Roll (Satan)

Dungeons and Dragons (Satan)

Heavy Metal (Satan)

Harry Potter (Satan)

Womens Lib (Satan)

Pokemon (Satan)...
...and an actual Church of Satan (really, really wanted to be Satan) and yet western civilisation remains intact.

5/11/2009 5:28:21 AM

Orion

"The MSM has become 100x more cruel than it ever has been in just the last 2 years (Satan)" <-- THAT IS NOT A FULL STOP MORON! STOP USING IT LIKE ONE!

Also caps lock is cruise control for cool. ;)

5/11/2009 5:57:50 AM

shykid

If ridiculous overbleached teeth, topless photos showcasing fake boobs, self-righteous bigotry, and no capacity for rational self-thought are what constitute beauty, then for any girl to have a chance with me, she's gotta be pretty damn ugly.

5/11/2009 6:33:12 AM

Tiny Jeebus

If left-wingers are such idiots, then how did we manage to take over the most powerful nation on the face of the earth?

Oh, right; we owe it all to (Satan)!

5/11/2009 6:42:22 AM

Swedish pagan

Obama is Christian. An infant is a born baby, not a fetus. There is still freedom of religion, you can believe in any kind of god or gods you want, or not believe in deities at all.

Not only thousands, but milions of Christians voted for said president.

The girl in CA learned that you have to be beautiful in spirit and personality too, not just superficially, to be able to win a beauty contest. She ought to know enough to evade questions like that.

As Sodom was a city, your states will be big Sodoms, not little... The rest of that sentense is just stupid.

Infanticide is immoral, yes, and the government agrees with this. I read about some cult that purposely starved a baby to death, cause he didn't say Amen. Is this what you are thinking about? (Nope, didn't think so...)

There are very few leftists in the US, judging by your two very "rightist" political parties. Still, most people there seems to think that finaly, after eight years, there is good in the air again.

5/11/2009 6:44:01 AM

BobsOldSocks

"Our current president is forcing everyone to not only pay for infanticide..."

No, there is no policy of infanticide in the US or any other country. You're wrong *and* ignorant.

"he has a hateful attitude towards Christianity in general,"

He *is* a christian, just not a bulging-eyed, rabid, red-in-the-face, screaming lunatic for jesus. You know, like you.

"and wants to destroy the the country who has always had freedom of religion (Satan)"

Umm...no, he's the guy who's trying to fix all the problems caused by your other hero that shit-kicker from Texas, Georgie-boy.

"A girl in CA has had her character completely assasinated b/c she said she doesn't believe in gay marriage, who otherwise would've been hailed as beautiful had she said otherwise."

No, it was because she doesn't have two brain cells to rub together. Her answer was stupid, inarticulate and contradictory.

"Just 3 years ago, not only would this question not have been asked of her, but it wouldn't have been all over the news (Satan) "

Times change, the world turns, society is fluid, it adapts to internal and external pressures. Morality also changes (cf slavery) and morals are what inform laws. The human race is not static, we are constantly learning new things and as a result our perspective changes too. We're growing - most of us - and have grown past the point where we need a big book of fairy tales to light our way.

"Our states are continuing to sanction the idea of becoming little Sodoms at a RAPID pace (Satan)"

Once again, you are ignorant of the book that you cling to.

"Our gov't just showed it's colors by calling people who believe in Bible prophesy and think infanticide is immoral "extremists." (Satan) "

Not one single bible prophesy has come true. Not one. All were written with hindsight. Infanticide is immoral but no government has that as a policy. You're confused.

"Unless you are a leftist, only an idiot would not know something very evil is in the air."

The only place "evil" exists is in the hearts and minds of people. People like you who wish to deny the rights of those you disagree with.

5/11/2009 7:01:22 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Our current president is forcing everyone to not only pay for infanticide in our own country

Fundie politics 101: when the democratically elected head of state does something you personally approve of, it's the will of the people, regardless of what anyone else thinks of him; when he does something you personally don't like, he's an evil dictator forcing you to comply with his will, regardless of what anyone else thinks of him.

5/11/2009 7:03:06 AM

The Lazy One

A lot of this is really stupid, but the one I want to focus on is the "girl in CA" part.

She's really not all that pretty, and I thought that before her response to the question.

Secondly, I have to question her intelligence. If you're going to say you don't believe in gay marriage in front of PEREZ FREAKING HILTON then I really have to question your intelligence.

Thirdly, I was taught as a child that "If you're ugly on the inside, it will manifest itself on the outside." Give a couple of years and Ms. Prejean will not be competing in any more beauty pageants, if you get my meaning. Ugliness corrupts beauty.

Oh, and infanticide != abortion. Infanticide is killing a born baby, and everyone agrees that it is immoral.

5/11/2009 7:03:27 AM

breakerslion

What's the difference between you and your cartoon friends and a hatfull of assholes?

The hat.

Appending the alleged name of der debbul to every outrageous and delusional statement you make does not make it true, it just makes you sound like Rainman. I know some televangelists like to throw in subtext like that, but it only works on the hypnotized. Besides, you suck at it.

5/11/2009 7:15:01 AM

Cabraxas

Anyone know what the MSM actually is?

5/11/2009 7:15:39 AM

Dr. Razark

@Cabraxas

MSM is main stream media.

What used to be known as the media, before Fox, bloggers, etc.

5/11/2009 7:39:08 AM

Burning Stake

Cabraxas

Anyone know what the MSM actually is?

"Main-stream media," I presume. Because they're also so leftist doing things like reporting on what the president says and showing that there is an economic depression in the US.

Oh, wait.

5/11/2009 7:41:26 AM
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