so theres that right there, but other 3rd world countries will beat you, kill you or imprison you [for preaching the Gospel]. in China theres SOME underground churches but preaching there is illegal. I think its France, i believe, you can tell anyone on the streets about any religion, but Christianity i think theyll imprison you or just an officer will kill you.
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In France? Where there are some of the biggest and most beautiful cathedrals in the world?
I think its France, i believe, you can tell anyone on the streets about any religion, but Christianity i think theyll imprison you or just an officer will kill you
Which France is he talking about? The one I know, just across the English Channel from where I live, isn't a third world country nor do officers go around killing people. They might beat up English football fans but that's about it really.
I think this fool was thinking about the fundamentalist Islamic societies, where proselytizing or 'preaching the gospel' will attract the attention of the religious police.
And the ushers standing out on the street near Notre Dame de Paris are not telling people about Christianity? I think that that word does not mean what you think it means.
I also think that there should be an Inigo Montoya imago macro, because I keep using that line.
"I think its France, i believe, you can tell anyone on the streets about any religion, but Christianity i think theyll imprison you"
Ever hear of the phrase 'Assumptions are the mother of all fuckups'? Well, also pulling stuff out of your arse as you have here, is worse than making assumptions.
Even my chuff is aching in sympathy at JesusFreakGuy pulling these whoppers out of his arse. His rectum must be ripped to ribbons by now!
>_<
"or just an officer will kill you."
No, just this scenario will come to pass:
*JesusFreakGuy is floating in the river in Paris, after bullshitting his way into such; passing under a bridge, a Gendarme sees him and furtively searches in his pockets for something, all the while muttering to himself in an outrageous accent : 'Ai hev waiteed twentee-faive yeers too deu zees!'. He finally takes out a clown's red nose and puts it on; striking a dramatic finger-pointing pose of his own choosing, he declares loudly *:
'Yeuh arh insane! '
X3
You know, I was gonna make a comment about the Notre Dame Cathedral, but I forgot that Catholics are apparently a Woman Worshipping cult, and not REAL Christians...
France is a mostly Catholic nation, stupid, and it's not a third-world country.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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