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so theres that right there, but other 3rd world countries will beat you, kill you or imprison you [for preaching the Gospel]. in China theres SOME underground churches but preaching there is illegal. I think its France, i believe, you can tell anyone on the streets about any religion, but Christianity i think theyll imprison you or just an officer will kill you.

JesusFreakGuy, POD Warrior Forum 25 Comments [2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Matilde

They do not kill you and imprison you. They just don't sponsor it but you can go to church as much as you want to.

8/14/2006 1:06:01 PM

David D.G.

In France? Where there are some of the biggest and most beautiful cathedrals in the world?


~David D.G.

8/14/2006 1:54:12 PM



In France? Where there are some of the biggest and most beautiful cathedrals in the world?

You see David, those are the evil SATANIC cathedrals. EVERYBODY knows that the French are full of satanic monsters, that eat their babies. Those cathedrals are just there for show, hiding the true evil within!

3/2/2007 3:14:19 AM

SaneChick

I think its France, i believe, you can tell anyone on the streets about any religion, but Christianity i think theyll imprison you or just an officer will kill you


Honestly, I don't know whether to laugh or cry. BTW, JesusFreakGuy, there was a row in France a couple of years ago because churches of historical/tourist value such as Notre Dame WERE RECEIVING GOVERNMENT MONEY, which seemed to go against the seperationg of church and state that's written into French law. Other religious groups were upset about it.

I can't remember how it ended. I think they're still getting the money because of their cultural/historical status.

3/2/2007 3:20:41 AM

JP

Bwhahahahaha! Hating the French is 2002.

3/2/2007 5:44:11 PM

heather

Which France is he talking about? The one I know, just across the English Channel from where I live, isn't a third world country nor do officers go around killing people. They might beat up English football fans but that's about it really.

3/2/2007 6:25:09 PM

punchybird

This guy just hasn't got a clue.

3/2/2007 6:37:54 PM

BurntBush

You just know that some Randy like nut bucket told him that, then said \"take me word for it\", so the little retard did.

3/2/2007 7:15:05 PM

Matilde

The other day I went to Notre Dame because they were ordering priest an old friend I did in the States. It was crowded and the people didn´t seem very persecuted.

4/12/2007 6:40:52 PM

Puck

I think this fool was thinking about the fundamentalist Islamic societies, where proselytizing or 'preaching the gospel' will attract the attention of the religious police.

France? non.

There's an idea I'd like to pursue in the same vein -- a FundieMute (pat.pend), which causes a bible-beater to lose his speech, no matter how furiously his jaw flaps.

Science: For A Better Tomorrow.

4/12/2007 6:57:51 PM

Laurel

France? FRANCE?!?!

4/12/2007 7:21:26 PM

mngamojemo

...what?

3/13/2008 4:54:11 PM

Justanotheratheist

I've been to France. I never noticed anything of the sort. I wonder why.....


10/7/2010 2:56:15 AM

Anon

And the ushers standing out on the street near Notre Dame de Paris are not telling people about Christianity? I think that that word does not mean what you think it means.

I also think that there should be an Inigo Montoya imago macro, because I keep using that line.

10/7/2010 10:48:59 PM



France is a part of the third world? Good job.

10/8/2010 3:18:41 AM

rw23

As much as I enjoy taking the piss out of the French, regarding this slander I'd have to side with them.

10/8/2010 6:57:14 AM

Anon-e-moose

"I think its France, i believe, you can tell anyone on the streets about any religion, but Christianity i think theyll imprison you"

Ever hear of the phrase 'Assumptions are the mother of all fuckups'? Well, also pulling stuff out of your arse as you have here, is worse than making assumptions.

Even my chuff is aching in sympathy at JesusFreakGuy pulling these whoppers out of his arse. His rectum must be ripped to ribbons by now!

>_<

"or just an officer will kill you."

No, just this scenario will come to pass:

*JesusFreakGuy is floating in the river in Paris, after bullshitting his way into such; passing under a bridge, a Gendarme sees him and furtively searches in his pockets for something, all the while muttering to himself in an outrageous accent: 'Ai hev waiteed twentee-faive yeers too deu zees!'. He finally takes out a clown's red nose and puts it on; striking a dramatic finger-pointing pose of his own choosing, he declares loudly*:

'Yeuh arh insane!'

X3

10/8/2010 7:02:30 AM

GigaGuess

You know, I was gonna make a comment about the Notre Dame Cathedral, but I forgot that Catholics are apparently a Woman Worshipping cult, and not REAL Christians...

10/8/2010 7:52:26 AM

Swede

France is a mostly Catholic nation, stupid, and it's not a third-world country.
No-one will imprison you or kill you for being just like every-one else.
They might imprison you for stalking or disturbance of the peace if you proselytize too much, though.
But that has nothing to do with what religion you push onto people, it's the harassing that'll get you jail-time.

10/8/2010 11:07:29 AM

Godbuster

Oh so, I guess you don't WANT the statue of liberty anymore. We'll have France take it back then.

10/8/2010 11:50:53 AM



Good luck explaining how I was able to go to one of my best friend's child's baptism in Paris.

3/20/2011 9:22:30 AM

AnonJack

The french are too much of cowardly softies to have a police state. :|

5/1/2011 4:35:14 PM

anti-nonsense

You don't know anything about France do you? Other then the fact that they refused to participate in an illegal war in Iraq.

5/1/2011 4:46:42 PM

rw23

@Anon-e-moose:

> 'Yeuh arh insane!'

*groan*

5/2/2011 6:56:16 AM

v200

Yeah, because France is such a fascist country.

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