"Men are the cause of all the worlds problems."
Not physically possible, you have clearly ignored the contributions of horses to this.
"religion was created by men to control women,"
Somewhat true, yes, but it had other stuff to control as well.
"though now we have the one true religion, wicca."
Massive hypocrisy makes this an obvious troll
"Why cant you stupid men get it through your thick skulls that you are not thinkers."
Question marks are your friend, use them. Also there is no biological substantiation for the assertion that mens' skulls are thicker than those of women! Also such a trait would not impact on the ability to grasp ideas.
"You are soldiers, women are thinkers."
OK, no. Women can be soldiers to, as men have been thinkers, all either require is opportunity and training, something long denied to women.
"All male thinkers in history actually stole the work of women."
Nikola Tesla inventor of the radio, the wireless radio control system, Tesla coils, electrical transformers, an AC electric motor and so forth was celibate his entire life, a misogynist and generally avoided any contact with women besides his mother. All of his work was developed in complete separation from her. He was a man who indisputably stole nothing from the work of women.
"they had the right idea forcing men to be warriors."
Conscription has been around for a while.
"Just give up, admit you are all dumb and know your role."
This is too ironic to be for real. Anyway, even if I accepted your notion that men in general were less intelligent that would change, nor prove anything. You still wouldn't have the right to judge them stupid upon encountering them as anyone you meet could be an exception to your generalization and as such the benefit of the doubt must be given to anyone you meet regardless of generalizations about who they are.
Oh and side note to the people calling sexism on the commentators: Really? Really? I don't see it, I mean these jokes have all the sincerity or seriousness of "yo mamma" jokes or calling unrelated things "gay", they are pointless cultural phenomena that are vague throwbacks to times when such things were serious insults.
But strangely enough I have a deeply feminist friend who gives long lectures every time a "yo mama" joke is cracked about how sexist it is.