The Satanist agenda. Sounds like a rock band.
10/3/2006 4:59:54 AM
I thought they used kitties for their rituals, not children.
1/31/2007 5:38:06 PM
So Satanists have an agenda now? I guess we better invite them to the next meeting along with the gays, libs, feminists and atheists...
1/31/2007 6:38:27 PM
No, my kids use the Holiday to further their candy consumption agenda.
1/31/2007 6:56:53 PM
As a Satanist, no. When will this rumor die?
Now, neo-pagans celebrate Samhain, so you're probably getting us confused with \"witches\". There's no Satanic holiday on Halloween. Okay? Okay.
2/2/2007 12:45:39 AM
Whereas the religious groups try to push their agenders every day of the year!
2/2/2007 6:20:35 AM
Someone needs to tell them that in every one of those cases where people found razors in candy some years back the razors were placed in the candy by actual family members of the children affected.
2/2/2007 1:43:12 PM
1/27/2008 5:19:57 PM
Everyone has an agenda according to fundies.
7/26/2008 1:35:03 AM
All these "satanist" stories were propaganda used by the early christian church to demonise the druids.
Satanism sprang as a reaction to the brutal excesses of imposing "christianity" upon the people.
As that crock of excrement you call a bible says "As ye sow, so shalt thy reap"
Enjoy the crop.
7/26/2008 5:50:54 AM
Get out of the late 80s and early 90s. We know that shit was totally fake.
12/2/2008 1:02:05 PM
Dear, the only group with an agressive agenda is yours.
12/2/2008 1:22:46 PM
Wasn't Satanic Ritual Abuse debunked like, decades ago?
12/2/2008 2:35:40 PM
Sadly, there are some (imitation) Satanists that don't understand Halloween's purpose.
8/25/2011 9:15:32 AM
Do the research, fucker.
Halloween has nothing to do with Satan. It started of as All Hallows Eve (also known as All Souls Eve)on which it was believed that the boundry between Life and Death weakened, so the people left out offerings to appease the Ghosts.
Over time, the Ghosts became kids in monster costumes and the offerings became free candy.
The day is also All Saint's Day, which makes it a Christian holiday as well.
Why anyone would possibly think of it as Satan's Holiday is beyond me.
9/21/2011 6:37:32 PM
Ah, Halloween... the one holiday they couldn't Christianize, so they demonized it.
Nothing seems to be acceptable to fundies unless it involves constant praising of their god.
5/22/2012 8:13:25 AM