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The Bible says everything that has breath has a right to praise the Lord. But there are some times when the Scripture commands woman to shut up!

First, they are commanded to shut up concerning the Authority of the Church. I Timothy 2:12 tells us that a woman is not to usurp authority over the man. God never has called a woman to preach. I know some "mainline" churches are ordaining woman to pastor their churches. Even radio and television are now promoting female pastor's. What a sad day, seeing woman open the bible and expound the scriptures. Eve, in the Garden of Eden, in a perfect surrounding could not even quote on verse correct. I sure would not trust a woman to expound truth in this sin cursed mess we live in. Some sorry Baptist Churches are now letting woman teach men and boys classes. No wonder America has turned "Sodomite". Too many young men have had too many woman as their voice of authority.

Second, they are commanded to shut up concerning the Administration of the Church. Usually when I start dealing with the business of leadership in the church most pastor's bow their heads. Why? Because Pastor's all across this this land are allowing woman to hold positions that they have no right to hold. It makes me sick to watch a woman stand on a platform and lead a choir with men in it, or even worse to see a woman lead the whole congregation! Singing is an important part of the worship service. This office is not a calling, but it should be led by a man with leadership ability.

...Third, women are commanded to shut up concerning the Apparel of the Church. 11 Timothy 2:9 commands the woman to dress in modest apparel. I have personally seen that in a large percentage of churches, the long tongued, rebellious, bobbed-haired, preacher-hating, pants-wearing, liberal-minded women have determined the standard of dress for the church. The cowardly preacher is afraid to cross this group. He knows if he does, these loud-mouthed women will take their weak husbands and go to another church. Sadly, most woman pull their hair, grit their teeth, and even yell back when the preacher deals with modest dress. Some will even get mad just reading this article. I say to you, SHUT UP!

Dr. Phil Kidd, Fighting the Good Fight of Faith 84 Comments [5/13/2009 7:14:41 AM]
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kittykimaturin

NO U

5/13/2009 7:15:47 AM



No you shut up.

5/13/2009 7:16:59 AM

Caretaker

Let's take a look at Dr Phil's subtext, shall we? It reads something like;

Oh God why don't women love me why do they pull faces and back away when I run to them it isn't fair I don't want to be a virgin anymore why why why do they hate me when I want them oh God whyyy?!

Once you've mastered the art of subtext, you too will spot pathetic sex-obsessed creeps behind their latest defensive rants!

5/13/2009 7:22:23 AM

Dan Onymous

Firstly - they aren't told to shut up. And expressing an opinion=/= 'usurping a man's authority'.

Secondly - Quote the verse or STFU.

Thirdly - How is a bob haircut and a pair of trousers 'immodest'?

You sound like a right dick.

5/13/2009 7:27:07 AM

D Laurier.

Dr Kidd is gonna die a virgin.

5/13/2009 7:35:00 AM

Jebby

"Eve, in the Garden of Eden, in a perfect surrounding could not even quote on verse correct"

Even by loopy creationist standards, scripture didn't exist until years after man was expelled from the garden of eden, so , yeah, she wouldn't have been able to quote something that didn't exist yet....

"It makes me sick to watch a woman stand on a platform and lead a choir with men in it"

Take gravol atleast an hour before church and that'll clear right up. XD

Of that rant against women not being dressed modestly enough in church, the only things that you mentioned that had anything to do with appearance was the : "bobbed-haired,.. pants-wearing...".

Maybe it's cause I'm one of those "long tongued, rebellious, bobbed-haired, preacher-hating, pants-wearing, liberal-minded women" but I fail to see whats so scandalous about pants and short hair...

"Some will even get mad just reading this article."

Can't imagine why. Thank God we have someone like you to put all us arrogant hussies in our place eh?

I say to you, SHUT UP!

NO, U!

5/13/2009 7:36:31 AM

ausador

But of course Christianity and Islam are completely different. Totally...

5/13/2009 7:40:09 AM

aaa

Compensating for something, phil?

5/13/2009 7:40:36 AM

RavenWood

Come make me, asshole.

5/13/2009 7:43:22 AM

BobsOldSocks

The above is why, ultimately, the Protestant faith is doomed to die a long, lingering death. Look around you, the only people who want this kind of misogynistic oppression are other hate-filled misogynists! No one else cares and in fact most find you and your creed repellent and pathetically adolescent. Grow a pair of bollocks and behave like a man for once in your sorry life.

5/13/2009 7:44:29 AM

Table Rock

It's unusual to see a fundie blame society's ills on what's happening in churches.

5/13/2009 7:55:03 AM

Gah

Wow. You really enjoy taking ignorant, hate-filled bigotry to the next level, don't you, Dr Phil?

Sexism for Jesus!

5/13/2009 7:56:27 AM

werewolf

Mary of Magdala.

Look up the stories.

5/13/2009 8:05:40 AM

Antichrist

What woman could resist this silver tongued man?

5/13/2009 8:09:35 AM

draco_nite

"pastor's"

NO

5/13/2009 8:11:14 AM

Narwhalman


5/13/2009 8:22:35 AM



Before you start telling women to wear skirts/dresses why don't you spend a year in them?

Spend the winter up here in North Dakota in that skirt.

Make sure you do yard work, caring for children, riding bike, and housework in the skirts.

After that year your little pea brain might understand why women like pants.

5/13/2009 8:23:03 AM

JohnTheAtheist

Right back at ya asshole.

5/13/2009 8:25:31 AM

Doctor Whom

No wonder America has turned "Sodomite". Too many young men have had too many woman as their voice of authority.

Ordaining women spreads teh ghey, which is why there were no gay people before, there are still no gay Catholics, and there are no lesbians ever.

5/13/2009 8:26:09 AM

picklemoster

The real Dr. Phil would be ashamed.

5/13/2009 8:27:44 AM

Headache

Here is Dr. Phil's favorite female attire:



5/13/2009 8:52:30 AM



My personal God XuXu demands misogynists be kicked up the ass, repeatedly and hard. Bend over, Kidd.

5/13/2009 8:54:09 AM

BufferickVonHellbags

fire - please go die in one.

5/13/2009 9:12:04 AM

Ken

Let's see what would happen if you suddenly lost your penis and grew breasts. That's your only criterion for shutting up. I'd love to see your reaction to your precious shut up command being used against you.

If a woman sincerely loves her God so much that she wants to share her love with other believers and lead other people in worship songs, then she should be able to. Why should God have a gender bias so long as he's being worshiped? Gender prejudice is one of the main reasons I dumped my religion, so think about that.

5/13/2009 9:14:36 AM

Mihangel apYrs

someone is heading for a bitch-slapping if he had the courage to say such to a woman's face. It's easy to gripe from the safety of a keyboard

5/13/2009 9:18:31 AM
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